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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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Front row Marc Jacobs 2001

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

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get off of dating apps. the love of your life is posting about cannibal yaoi on tumblr

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when people my age make films about how depressing and lame it is to be doing nothing in your mid 20s im like well you just directed a movie so you cant possibly understand

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falling into a depressive episode. need your best advice. 🫶

when it seems like things cant get worse they can so you better get up and put your pussy into it

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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I’m 2016 I had a shoplifter role play blog because to avoid getting deleted all the shoplifting blogs claimed it was just to rp. Mine actually was though but I’d post shoplifting content and reblog tips and my “hauls” were just stuff I borrowed from my much more fashionable sister. I had a decent amount of followers and I got a lot of hate but I’d be like “ok buddy I’m just goofing around lol” and then post $150 of Sephora products legally purchased by my sister with the caption #gettingawaywithit. this did not improve my life but it did get me talking to people more often which, obviously, I needed

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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When a customer makes me mad I go into the storage room and pull out one of this guy’s teeth

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they could be fucking nasty next week <3

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[tumblr] sanctioned AI girlfriend anime pussy ads on my dash every minute of every day but god forbid you post a nipple or something.

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