Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Morning, Thor MacHaile. I'm just a big lad who works for a well earnest fee at the mechanic shop just 23 miles out of Jyväskylä. Always enjoy working on cars, somethin' really great about gettin' grease and oil on your flesh and bones and a few scrapes and bruises from hot metal. I'm quite eccentric from what I'm told, but that's normal compared to what I'm usually faced with. Ever since I was a wee thing, I've seen... things. Things you only read in books or see in movies. I see fairy tale-like creatures, from small sprites to an actual ogre. The older I get the more I see'em, and it's begun to the point where I'm findin' these bits and things from'em. It sounds crazy! I know! But it's happening, and I know I'm not being delusional. Now I'm 29, about to face my birthday soon and for some reason... I've been anxious over it. And not just because these sightin's have gotten worse. It's like... something's going to happen to me. I just hope it isn't bad.
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wooow it's been forever and a haystack since i've been on Thor
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Bagel with Cream Cheese & Smoked Salmon!
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oh my god this blog has been neglected like piss.
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I don’t think I’ll be on for the week…. I don’t want you lot seeing me this way, especially the things I want to reblog. I’m even more tempted to delete all of my blogs now as well.
I’m sorry I disappoint you, I’m sorry, I’m really sorry.
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Hiatus
I don’t know for how long
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I HAVE TO GO NOW! I DON’T KNOW WHEN I’LL BE BACK!
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I really need to change the theme to Human!Thor's blog
It's just... so much shit..

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I'm going over to the piece of shit house again.
i don’t know when I’ll be back.
-i’mnotleavinknowit’sjustaheadsup-
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"Aye, most don't believe me when I say my name's Thor, but hey? What can I do about it? My parents named me that way and I'm stuck with it as far as I can tell..." He said blandly, completely unaffected by the wonderful display of magic being preformed right in front of him. "Oi! Hey, watch this. Not going to be as fancy as pyrotechnics but watch!"

"I can do magic tricks too, you know... what's behind my ear?"

"Go on guess! From magician to magician!"
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A… medieval enthusiast? What on earth are you going to accuse me of next, being a witch when I do something like this? - The trickster’s lips pursed as he lifted a hand and for but a few moments, there would be a crackle of energy as flames flickered to life in the palm of his hand. He would not keep it there long however, soon to flare out into nothingness as Loki would fold his arms across his chest.
It was the next part that had him staring even more than before. - Thor? Surely you must jest, while you look like my brother, you do not seem overly alike… except for the fact you seem to know just what to say to turn my mood sour.

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"Aye, they look real enough to me. Whatever you say, crazy." He muttered that word reeeeeeally quietly, having seen his fair share of... medieval enthusiasts in his time. Completely, absolutely, blatantly unaware of just who he was talking to. "I am Thor, but not all the time."


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They /are/ real… - Eventually he could do nothing but growl to the other’s constant chatter, having to lick his lips as they became dry with having pulled them into the thin line that had settled upon his narrow features. The more that he stood here, the more the way the other was speaking and going on was starting to drill into his mind, questioning himself as to why he had even stepped inside in the first place… which he had no idea what had brought him here. He did feel lost, and he decided there and then that he would be far more careful in the future just where exactly he was going in the instance that he chose to go on a walk. -
For your information, these are the royal garbs of Asgard… to insult them by thinking them fake is to insult the realm of the gods. Now perhaps you should state exactly who you are so that I might remember the name of someone so foolishly daft.

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"If you need directions then, I don't know which way yer goin' to give you something exact. But if you're going to the woods, the usual spot where the festivals start, just head 6 miles that way and turn left on Julgick. You shan't miss the shrine of bushes n' trees." Then the thought occurred to him. "Say... what sort of festival is it, never seen them duds before, got them all swanky danky looking. They look so real! Why Pette would be jealous of you if he saw ya', jealous dumbass."

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- Number one difference between this guy and his brother… this man was far more chatty. The trickster could only stare at him before his lips pursed and he cast a quick glance down at his own attire, definitely something foreign than what others might be used to seeing. Needless to say he had no idea what it was the other was going on, something about pies that sounded like nothing he was ever used to… but he seemed to share a passion for food much like Thor did. Loki just wasn’t sure what to make of this. -
Right… well I am not here for any “fixing”. I am assuming you are talking about some sort of vehicle. - And vehicles he did not care so much for; Thomas had gotten him to take the car several times and then there were planes… those he disliked greatly. -
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reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
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Are there any Thor fans in the Thor fandom?
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"You knooooow... oil change, tire replacement, rock stuck in the nozzle, a ding. Quick stuff. Least until Judth and Ledth get here at ten, yer not getting much out of me," it was then the oafish Finnish finally noticed the man's choice of wears. "Didn't know they were doing renascence early this year. Oh trust the fair to have loads of potsticklin' goodies there, oooooh I can taste the hog roast and karelian pasties already. And the freshly brewed barley from the MacGraverns down the southwest shores. Wonder if Miss Rischrach is bringing her famous Rought Rat Pies this time. Lil' ol' Misses missed out on last year what with the flu and all. Nasty stuff."
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… Quick fix? - His brows lofted at that and he could do nothing but stare at the other, unsure of how to respond, for he had not come here for anything of the sort. In fact, he hadn’t the slightest clue of how he had managed to come across the place, perhaps lost in his wandering and simply had ended up here. What puzzled him the most however was the fact that this being looked an awful lot like his brother… something that set him off in unrest. -

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URGGGH I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT THOR I SWEAR!
I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY!
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