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[ofapesandmen]

commission sale

Hey it's been a minute!

Sorry I've been busy, I'm getting married and things have been crazy stressful.

Anyway! I need money to buy myself a suit and fund some of the other wedding stuff as well, so I'm selling commissions at discounted prices (15-45€ range).

Here are some examples!

Thank you all :D

[ofapesandmen]

Hello! I just wanted to say I think your content is amazing, and very fun to view! And, recently I have read one of your fics, and I actually really enjoyed your oc in it. Yarrow, I think it is, if I can remember properly? By the way, have you ever made other contents of Yarrow, or planning on including him in your future contents? :))

Also, imagine a part two of "Ride the donkey" where Yarrow meets up with Caesar instead...? Or, both of them together with Yarrow? :O

THAT WOULD BE CRAZY, HAHA! XD

I am not pressuring you at all, these are just some ideas I got, haha! But seriously, I love your content!!! Even your amazing artstyle and writings! ❤❤

awww thank you!! and yes, my oc's name is Yarrow! I haven't done like any content for him besides that one fic but I do kind of miss him and his weird antics.

I've been having a but of a writer's block recently hence no updates on any of my fics but I've started drawing more again as of late! So I might give Yarrow a proper design.

Thank you so much again for the ask and lovely comments!

[ofapesandmen]

I've been getting into figurine painting as of late! my partner bought me primate figurines and while I love them the paint jobs on them are a bit lacking so I decided to repaint them!

This silverback is my first attempt of repainting a figurine and I think he turned out so handsome!

[ofapesandmen]

would you ever make ape-on-ape fics? :o

I have a bunch of ape-on-ape fics planned out! I've listed a couple prompts in ny pinned post.

Sorry progress on fics has been slow. I'm in a bit of a honeymoon phase as I've started a new relationship recently + I'm working more shifts lately.

I will work on fics slowly but surely ❤️ you will have your apefucker content, I promise I won't ever stop loving the monkes (autism)

[ofapesandmen]

Bed Lessons

— Chapter 1: Live Demonstration —

Noa was your long-time friend. You'd known each other since you were kids and you'd both developed a crush on each other but had never acted upon it in fear of rejection.

Luckily for you, one hairy pop star had bumped into you at a party and dragged the both of you to his hotel room.

pairing: Robbie/Reader/Noa

rating: Explicit

chapters: 1/2

words: 2,150

tags: Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Crossover Pairings, Crack Treated Seriously, Threesome - M/M/Other, Spitroasting, Blowjobs, Pseudo-cucking, Cucking, sex with strangers, Friends to Lovers, Dirty Talk

[ofapesandmen]

just wanted to say i absolutely love your work and im excited for anything you share ^_^ 💚

awww thank you!! glad you lot are liking my stuff so far :D

im on a bit of a robbie hyperfix rn so ill be working on fics for him :3

[ofapesandmen]

I would love to read a chimp!Robbie Williams story, everything you write is brilliant 👀

thank you! and im glad ppl wanna read my robbie stuff because i may or may not have a lot planned..... including a pota crossover 👀

[ofapesandmen]

Bathroom Encounters [nsfw]

—★ Robbie/Reader

[sex with strangers, blowjob]

“Fuck yeah, fuuuuuck yeah, darlin’... God, your mouth is perfect.”

A series of curses and lewd praise left the chimp-man's lips as you worked your worth on his cock. 

You could barely hear any of it with the loud music and bass ringing in your ears. You saw it on his face, though. The pleasure, the slowly rising ecstasy, as his brows knitted together and his lip curled. 

His fist collided with the door behind him, huffing out groans into the air. He ground his hips up into your mouth. His other hand rested atop your head, not pushing or pulling. He let you do most of the work, only offering the odd thrust or two before settling back against the thin plastic—or whatever bathroom stalls were made of.

Neither you or he cared much for whoever was outside the stall. There was a small chance they could even hear you. The DJ did not spare anyone's eardrums that night as they set the volume to what you guessed to be the maximum. 

But that was fine, it gave you more the reason to let loose and give Robbie everything you had. Some prideful part of you wanted to give him the best head he'd ever get in his life. 

You glanced up at him every now and then, watching how he threw his head back, baring his teeth at nothing. 

“C'mon, c'mon…!”

Clothes askew, drool hanging from his lip, a faint dusting of pink over his cheeks… Yeah, this was a good look on him. 

Another part of you was sad you'd probably never see him like this again. You'd part ways and he'd get some other slut to fuck when the need arose. 

Maybe he'd think about you, maybe you'd think about him. Be it when you're getting yourself off or spending the night with someone new but even that wouldn't last more than a week at most. 

Well, I suppose that’s just the circle of sex with strangers.

Better make the best out of it, ey?

“Close—fuck, sweetheart. Yeah, c'mon, take it—all the way down—that's my good little slut…”

More moans followed and yet he never seemed to stop talking even when you swallowed him down balls-deep. Somehow he managed to squeeze in a couple more words between all the whining. 

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeaaahh—fucking take iiiit~”

And he slumped against the door. Eyes shut and mouth ajar. He looked peaceful. 

His cum drained straight down your throat and you gave a couple more bobs of your head, sucking him dry, before withdrawing. 

Robbie hummed, a pleased smile on his face. “That was fantastic, thank you, sweetheart.” His shoulders and chest rose and fell with deep breaths. “But, uh—as lovely as that was, I am needed elsewhere…”

Of course, you hadn't exactly expected pillow talk. It wasn't exclusive to just celebrities but you had noticed they were more often then not the ones who were conveniently busy the moment they got their rocks off.

“Oh, right, here you go~ The tickets I promised,” he said and handed you the slips from his pocket before putting his trousers back on properly. “Don't let anyone say I'm not generous.” He chuckled.

You shoved the tickets in your own pocket as you stood up, wiping excess spunk from your lip.

“Yeah, thanks.” You gave him a small smile of your own. “See you at the show.”

He winked at you. “Oh, I'd bet on it.” And with that, he opened the stall door and left.

Wait… 

Was the door open the whole time??

The fucking maniac. 

You shook your head and went to wash your hands. 

The next time you saw him he better return the favour… 

[ofapesandmen]

okay listen. i know the list says i should be posting the next koba fic but hear me out.

i just finished writing a robbie williams drabble (chimp version). would yall be interested in that??? c:

[ofapesandmen]

Better [nsfw]

—★ Koba/Reader/Rocket/Caesar

[threesome, cucking, double penetration]

It burned but it was the good kind of pain, just on the precipice of agonising. It reminded you of candle wax and stovetops. A lingering pain that ebbed and came back, crawling its way through your veins. 

It burned. The stretch of it—of them. Large hands held you up by your waist, head falling back against a broad, hairy, shoulder.

"See? See... how much human like Koba..." The bonobo's gruff voice rang in your ears.  A low grunt came from behind you—a reminder of the quieter ape. You could've forgotten he was even there if it wasn't for the way his large hands bruised your hips. Slow deliberate thrusts of his cock, much thicker than it had any right to be for an ape. 

You couldn't believe this was happening to you but you weren't exactly trying to stop them either… Not that you even could. 

"Human... like us better than Caesar..." Koba's thrusts, unlike Rocket's, were rough and fast—no care for the way his claws dug into your flesh as he moved you up and down on both of their cocks. His intentions were clear with how he fucked you. He was using you.

To be treated so roughly brought tears to your eyes. Again, not necessarily the bad kind. Your body was on fire but it felt delicious. 

It was so unlike the times you had spent with the King of the apes. The soft touches and gentle thrusts of his hips. He treated you like glass, all too aware of his own strength. He didn't want to hurt you. 

And yet, sometimes, that was what you desired. 

He—Caesar—was watching you intently, your eyes locked with his. He was sitting on the floor at the foot of his nest. 

Your hands flexed against Koba's chest as he fucked you.

Caesar was panting, nostrils flared as he groaned against a makeshift rope gag. Muscled tense against his bindings. Cock hard and dripping between his thighs. His eyes stared into yours. Usually green like fresh-cut grass, now dark as the vast Muir forest. 

Another moan left your lips as a particularly rough thrust from Rocket made you see stars. His hold left your hips to gather your hands into one of his behind your back. He pulled on your arms to make your spine arch as your ass bounced against his hips. 

You couldn't see him but you heard every deep rumbly sigh and groan. Every once in a while his brow would press down on your shoulder as he growled low in his throat.

"I'm gonna—" Your voice hoarse, you closed your eyes and your head fell down.

Just as you got lost in the pleasure, one of Koba's hands grabbed you by the chin and forced you to look back at Caesar.

"Say... it," Koba growled. "Say... Koba fuck you better... Say Caesar not make human cum... like this."

Your face twisted in pleasure as you locked eyes with Caesar once more. His fur was bristled at the shoulders, brow heavy, and chest rising and falling rapidly. You must've looked the same. 

Dishevelled. 

Ravished.

"Say. You love when Koba fuck you…" 

Suddenly his hips crashed into yours, harder than before. Rocket's pace was picking up too, filling your ass so well the tears poured down your cheeks like a waterfall.

You couldn't hold it back. You tried to feel bad about the whole thing but even as Caesar stared at you with such desperation, it only helped to stoke the embers in the pit of your stomach. It made you tremble and squirm as you bore down on the cocks inside you. 

"I love it! Fuck—I love your cock!" You cried out in ecstasy. Your mind was all but gone as it gave into pleasure. "I love your cock, Koba! You fuck me so good! Please don't stop!" 

You could see the desire in Caesar's eyes. His cock twitched at your words. You felt your orgasm approaching, ushered on by the constant stimulation of the two apes using your body.

You stared at him with as much genuine lust as you could muster. "Koba's cock feels so much better than Caesar—" And you came. And you couldn't stop cumming. Your eyes went cross as your thighs spasmed, muscles tensing. "K-Koba!" Your voice gave out and you slumped against the bonobo. 

The ape-men thrust inside you a couple more times before they filled you full of their cum. Rocket and Koba pulled out of you, leaving you feeling regrettably empty but thoroughly satisfied.

Koba let out a grunt as he discarded your limp body, letting you fall onto the nest. You probably would've said something or glared at him if only you had the strength to. You were too exhausted to bicker with the grumpy ape. 

You felt good and wanted to enjoy that pleasant buzz. 

You were just about to close your eyes and doze off when something wet and meaty lapped at your behind. Your voice barely carried out when you attempted to speak, your throat sore from screaming your heart out. 

You could only whimper as your abused hole was played with. The chimp behind you massaged your asscheeks as he cleamed the cum out of you, fingers squeezing and groping the fat. 

You came once more, feeling delirious from all the pleasure. Your vision went dark, barely holding onto consciousness when a dark chuckle tickled your ear. 

"We... are not... done."

[ofapesandmen]

hi guys it's my birthday and i may or may not be working on my fic WIPS as a birthday present for myself

[ofapesandmen]

👀 A month since posting....

Welcome to the check up! Hello! How are you? Did you know we miss you horribly? Because we definitely do. I know I definitely do. I hope you're okay and just living it up!

Happy holidays and stay absolutely phenomenal!

hi sorry about kind of going MIA for a bit!! i got kind of overwhelmed just by the amount of stuff i was working on at the same time and then got burn out :/

im currently just working my day job and making vacation plans for next year.

i cant promise when/if more fics will be posted but regardless, i hope everyone is having a lovely holiday season!

[ofapesandmen]

—★ bdsm peepaw

hi guys im currently going insane

[ofapesandmen]

—★ relics (trevathan/oc)

i have a lot of thoughts about how music and such things are preserved in Kingdom and how different human groups value different aspects of humanity over others (arts vs machines, culture vs war)

[ofapesandmen]

—★ lounging

i tried to come up with a good reason to draw Trevathan looking like a whore. decided i didn't need one

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—★ morning tea

can you tell i'm autisming. pumping out these trev doodles like I'm being paid for it. I JUST THINK HE'S NEAT

[ofapesandmen]

—★ peepaw

he's a professional hater and very demure about it