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@hotaruito: it's horrible :(

@archerhart: @hotaruito yeahhh it's kinda better to avoid imo but sometimes it just happens

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oftheodcres:

❝  would that ‘forgot what else’ happen to be summon the devil?” theodore muttered, shaking his head as the surprise wore off. that shit sounded pure evil. “oh, that’s why you’re immune to this antichrist activity. you had an interest in furbies - now it all makes sense. you’re just evil, too.” 

“hmm, i want to say it’s something like refusing to do what it’s told but we could go with that, sure.” the whole thing was freaky but surely it could be explained as just bad programming. his next words drew a chuckle from archer. “antichrist? i’m fairly certain that’s supposed to be a person, not a robot. but you didn’t? come on, those were a staple part of the late 90s, early 00s. furbies were as close to owning a gremlin as i could get. y’know while they were still cute before turning into something evil. eh, future lawyer and all, i have a rep to live up to.” 

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@hotaruito: @archerhart i relate to this. whenever she speaks to me, i feel like i'm going to puke...

@archerhart: @hotaruito yep that sounds about right. ain't love beautiful?

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hartofanya:

“If these were of you, you would still be tied up dealing with me and wouldn’t yet have a chance to rip these down,” Anya teased. “Good thing you were raised so well,” she added cheekily. “You’d be surprised at what people can catch a photo of when you let your guard down.” 

“i would never trash someone’s car, mama.” trash an ex’s yard maybe... but she had been pretty young and drunk when that occurred. if something like this were to happen to her she knew it’d be much worse. affairs were way messier. “oh, you know me, the good daughter and all,” she quipped, a small smile tugging at her lips. “well, yeah, but this is still like stalker level. and not even paparazzi level.”

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delightful daisy ❀◕ ‿ ◕❀

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oftheodcres:

❝  hahahaha!” cackled the alexa device that had otherwise sat quietly atop of the bar that he was standing behind. theodore just about leapt out of his skin as he heard the maniacal sound, raising his fists as he jumped into defense mode. “did the robot just–” 

looking between him and alexa, archer chewed on her lip to keep from laughing herself at his reaction. “what? yeah, apparently that’s a thing now. it’ll just randomly laugh and uh, i forgot what else.” archer replied with a nonchalant shrug before cracking a smile. “it reminds me of my furby when i was a kid. i swear that thing had a mind of its own, it was freaky. i think the robot uprising may be starting soon,” she joked.

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* imessage || madrid @ archer

madrid: see it's a bit of a mind fuck isnt it

archer: yes but to be fair most things about this country are. our system of measurement and weight, our president, and the fact that kansas and arkansas are pronounced differently

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hartofanya:

“I still can’t believe these aren’t gone yet,” Anya began, plucking one of the many flyers off of the wall as she shook her head. “This is dedication and passion in its creepiest form.” 

“yeah, i think i would’ve ripped all of those down myself if they were about me,” archer mumbled, glancing from her nails to her mother and then the flyer in her hand. “that’s putting it nicely, i’d call it stalking in a not so secret form. how else would someone get pictures like that?”

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@hotaruito: so... can anyone tell me how you know you're falling in love cause I think I caught it. #wlw #crush #love #idk #helpme

@archerhart: @hotaruito yikes... idk about others but the one or two times it has happened to me, i felt sick.

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trcnquiil:

persephone paused her music, pushing herself up to sit on the table with a hum. the brunette pretends to fiddle with her phone, trying to feign casual.

“so uh…you’re bi.”

she cringes. seriously perse? that’s what you’re gonna start with?

“how’d uh- how’d that happen?”

arching a brow at the younger girl, archer laughed a bit at the out of the blue question. “uh, yeah?” she’d figured that out in her teens and her family had known for a good amount of time as well so it wasn’t like it was a big secret. “well, i dunno... it kinda just did. i think i was actually watching a movie with the family and found myself enamored with one of the actresses. i also always got jealous whenever one of my best friends had boyfriends or told me about, y’know, stuff she did with guys. so i uh, kinda started questioning stuff after all that, i guess. why do you ask?”

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fmk: the three most attractive people to you in town

“oh fuck, i feel like i’m back in high school. alright.”

F(uck): @prettywomcn “she’s hot, what can i say? plus i don’t know, there’s just something about her.”

M(arry): @fckarden “a fellow law student after my own heart. i always appreciate a woman fighting her way through a career field that’s predominantly male.” 

K(iss): @oftheodcres “whether k meant kiss or kill wasn’t specified, so. besides, who could or would want to kill that face?”

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If you could be in any other family which would it be

“i don’t want to be in another family but if i had to pick one, probably the kennedy family. who wouldn’t want to have three cool moms?”

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do you ever wish you had a different family?

“nope, my family may have their faults and issues but i can’t say i’ve ever wished that. they’ve always been there when i needed them.”

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did you like growing up in Florence?

“it’s alright, i think if given the choice, though, i would’ve rather grown up in a larger town. small towns mean everyone knows everyone and everything about them and well, i think we all know how that usually goes. people are more worried about themselves than their neighbors in big cities. which yeah, sounds better to me.”

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Daisy Ridley’s abs appreciation post

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*HONESTY POTION (REBLOG)*

oh, no! my muse was slipped an honesty potion that temporarily prevents them from lying. take advantage of the situation by sending them nosy anons. 

round 2. only for muses who didn’t get to participate in the last one OR who got less than 5 anons during round one. however all muns are encouraged to send out anons!

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trcnquiil:

singing along to the song in her ear buds, persephone was absolutely shameless as she danced in her seat. 

‘ Come to me my sweetest friend Can you feel my heart again I’ll take you back where you belong And this will be our favorite song Come to me with secrets bare I’ll love you more so don’t be scared And when we’re old and near the end We’ll go home and start again‘

she pointed at the person watching her before laughing. the raven haired beauty pulled the ear bud from her ear and flashed them a friendly smile. 

“aw come on! why do you look so grumpy? it’s a beautiful day!”

shaking her head as her sister sang along to whatever song she was listening to, archer chuckled and tried to continue on with her work. “i’m not grumpy, i’m just thinking,” she mumbled, setting her notes aside to give persephone her attention. “but yeah, i guess you’re right.”