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Moshang daughter part 2 new design, name suggestions welcome

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You guys are so lucky I don’t share all the Shang Qinghua centered thoughts I have because I have So Many, anyway Moshang who meet as like small children.

They meet and they’re both like 4 Mobei-Jun abandoned in the human realm for the first time and terrified. Shang Qinghua being a random street rat that doesn’t remember his name, they end up running into each other and at first Mobei-Jun is hesitant but the nice human he he has decided to steal and beg for him and try and help him. After around a week his father picks him up and they go separate ways, Mobei-Jin deciding that they’re gonna get married when they come of age.

Years down the line they’re like 17 Shang Qinghua has forgotten that entire encounter Mobei-Jun has not. This is how they reencounter each other, Mobei-Jun having barely escaped Huan Hua and their disciples (luckily with minimal injury, no darts this time!) and comes across a small bunch of An Ding disciples handling a cart of goods. He sees Shang Qinghua and immediately gets excited because that’s his betrothed it’s been so long; he should go up there and say something! Before seeing Shang Qinghua having like a teasing/joking relationship with the other disciples seeing one of them gently swatting and he gets horribly jealous.

So of course he handles this as any sane demon would handle rivals and kills them all. Shang Qinghua is rightfully horrified as the only human left alive in a massacre of people he cares about, and they just kinda stare silently at each other. Mobei-Jun basking at being stared down by Shang Qinghua, and Shang Qinghua in like a shellshocked “I’m gonna die” state.

Eventually Mobei-Jun leaves just abandoning Shang Qinghua there to go fan girl about seeing his betrothed and seeing how pretty he’s gotten, not realizing he just traumatized him. Shang Qinghua eventually shoots off a flare and is rescued and interrogated within his sect about the ordeal, but no one can really figure out what happened.

Mobei-Jun quickly assigns some demons to essentially stalk and protect Shang Qinghua, meaning every time he tries to leave the sect there’s like a dozen demons flanking him and he’s had multiple friends be killed by them. He is very terrified of Northern demons. This just slowly leads to him never leaving the sect until demonic monster carcasses and jewels start showing up on his doorstep and in his home. It doesn’t matter how many protections he puts in Mobei-Jun’s power just ignores them.

This just leads to Shang Qinghua only getting sent on missions with head disciples (when he’s sent) and he starts getting significantly closer to Liu Qingge developing a pretty one sided crush, and unintentionally making demons just sort of hate him for not respecting the claim Mobei-Jun has. Liu Qingge is Very happy to get a reason to fight demons more often.

One day when Shen Qingqiu goes to the warm red pavilion the girls tell him about a demon lord who paid an absurd amount of money for some advice on how to court a human Cultivator. Which Shen Qingqiu immediately goes “Oh that’s what the demons been trying to do.” He puts the pieces together and decides that getting them together might be beneficial in creating peace and allowing for more wealth to amass in the sect.

So Shen Qingqiu waits and finally corners Mobei-Jun and they come to an agreement and become fast friends who are always trying to plot on how to get Moshang together and are only being mildly successful.

Eventually everything works out and Moshang are very happy together (LiuJiu end up happening by pure accident because they’re around each other all the fucking time because of Shang Qinghua).

Anyway this is longer than I intended so I’m cutting it here.

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Following entirely for your moshang takes because yes:

SQH is pretty and that should be acknowledged more

HE ABSOLUTELY SHOULD BE!! Too many people claim he’s a disgusting slimy rat, but he’s pretty actually! It’s the horrific aura that makes everyone confused.

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Trying to actually draw rn but for some reason (my old barely functioning computer) my brushes are a little broken so I can’t blend like at all so I’m just gonna have to color based off vibes bc I don’t do outlines. This will be very fun. (I’m gonna fix his lips in a bit it’s a struggle to try and fix things rn).

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I see so many people make posts moshang posts like “Mobei-jun is the most handsome gorgeous guy, and Shang Qinghua’s a greasy haired rat.” And cool love that, but I think it’d way funnier in reverse, but he still viewed it the other way.

Like Shang Qinghua is bragging about managing to seduce such an amazing husband and people have to take mental damage every time he’s like “I’m so ugly and still he loves me and cares for me!” Dozens of humans and demons have tried to defeat Mobei-Jun for Shang Qinghua’s hand because no way that beast seduced him.

He’s pulled into a meeting with his martial siblings and Luo Binghe (This is the only time they’ll get along) to ask if he’s being threatened into the relationship and that they’d deal with it even Luo Binghe tells him that if he’s being hurt to just tell them and he’ll deal with it. Shang Qinghua is left utterly confused, and it just keeps happening because people just keep popping in for welfare checks. This is unintentionally (somewhat intentionally) cockblocking them. When Mobei-Jun brags everyone is like how did you get even manage to pull that? So many people have sworn loyalty to him just so they may be blessed with knowledge on how to have such amazing pull.

People speak of it as if it’s legend, Mobei-Jun is proud, somehow Shang Qinghua doesn’t realize the truth and genuinely believes Mobei-Jun is the most handsome man, and that he’s an ugly rat. The entire relationship is horribly confusing for every witness. When it’s revealed they’re gonna have a kid together so many tears are shed it almost creates a new lake caused by pity and grief.

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Okay cumplane idea where they’re reborn as NPCs and decide to quietly fuck off together.

They end up married Shen Yuan as the husband because he needs to be able to have Shang Fei (airplane) have access to all his things because he’s going out and being a wandering cultivator to look and see all the plants and animals and culture he wants to. Shang Fei says he doesn’t want to do that and instead wants to stay home and write, he’ll receive inspiration from the story his husband shares.

Shang Fei realized pretty early on his had feelings for Shen Yuan and is claiming him before anyone else can steal him, so he constantly calls him husband and insists Shen Yuan calls him wife. (I mean that’s what they are after all). It helps that he’s a Shen Yuan master and is able to convince him to sleep with Shang Fei and share a bed every night. They manage to get pets and even have a kid so that Shang Fei won’t be lonely when Shen Yuans gone.

Shang Fei also drives off any suitors through a wide variety of means ensuring that he’d be the only one for Shen Yuan, they have a family after all. I think it’d be very funny if Shen Yuan didn’t realize they were like actually in a relationship until their kids like fully grown and a random person has to explain to him what their relationship is. And after that he starts living like they’re in a proper relationship and soon Shang Fei wants another kid, which after Shen Yuan realizes he quickly agrees to make sure that Shang Fei couldn’t leave and find a better husband after realizing how many people want to win him over.

Anyway this hopefully made some sense, I had a draft that was way longer but it was starting to get to a point so I tried and dumbed it down so hopefully this made sense.

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Idk if I’ve talked about it but moshang where a bunch of people are super against them getting together that are not the main issues in their relationship.

Like mu qingfang is highly against it and constantly very vocal about this, but not because of the beatings or the clear signs of over work in Shang Qinghua, instead he thinks their aesthetics are too different. He thinks this is a barrier they cannot overcome because they’re dress so opposite each other it’s hard to look at.

Liu Qingge who’s against it because he thinks Shang Qinghua will be over whelmed by paperwork, and who’s going to do his if he’s married?! Like he keeps going on about how it’s a distraction as he leaves the sect to go fuck off for 3 days and magically appear with a dead animal in tow.

Yue qingyuan against it because Shang Qinghua is basically his little brother and he has family obligations. They made no such pact and Shang Qinghua has shut down any sort of bonding outside of needed work. He has literally no idea where this has come from.

Luo Binghe who thinks their age gap is too big, which confuses everyone because firstly, you married your teacher?? Secondly they’re like 3 months apart in age and that’s it?? (He is insistent that Shang Qinghua is the younger one, he isn’t).

Shen Qingqiu who’s against it because clearly Shang Qinghua is straight and was somehow tricked by Mobei-jun although he can’t fathom how because he’s unattractive, and Shang Qinghua is incredibly pretty.

Qi Qingqi who’s against it because Shang Qinghuas gorgeous and to her Mobei-Jun looks like an improperly groomed rat. Ironically Mobei-jun has many courtiers against it for the same reasons. Shang Qinghua is heavily judged when he insists that Mobei-jun is the most handsome man, and that he’s average.

You get the idea I’m heavily sleep deprived, so hopefully this made any sense.

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Fanart for @missxuniverse's bingyuan streamer au fic "Followed, Liked, Subscribed"!! The image of binghe letting the mask slip for a sec and screaming into his mic was too visceral, so i had to draw this moment. All the dialogue is ripped straight from the fic, go read it 🫵

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I’m very fond of the idea of Shang Qinghua just being absolutely gorgeous like most people believe he’s blessed by the heavens (sort of true) but he has no idea.

Like people stop and stare, he’s given free gifts and things all the time because of it. Though he’s really unaware and mostly thinking he’s just anxious and that’s why he thinks people are staring at him. His fellow peak lords think he must be aware and don’t like his weepy act paired with how under dressed he is, he acts like a prostitute! Dressing and acting like that for favors and better treatment he’s a peak lord for heavens sake!

The only one aware of how he actually views himself is OG! Shen Qingqiu. Though he has no reason to help the man so he refuses to clear up the misunderstanding. This changes when Shang Qinghua starts standing up for him and trying to dissuade the rumors and fix his reputation.

This startles him and he starts watching Shang Qinghua trying to figure out his ulterior motives. Slowly they start having private tea sessions and grow closer with the fixture of their respective reputations working.

I’m very tired but I can just imagine both of them thinking “why did this beauty choose me!?!” And then getting really jealous when the other receives romantic gestures.

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*taps mike* Shen Jiu and Shang Qinghua writing a book together

*the 6 other Scumplane fans in the audience cheer and I bow. I go to low to fast and fall off the stage*

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"What sort of God am I? I never meant any of this to happen, I can't stand to see what I've done anymore!"

Base version with no overlays/effects/lighting

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Realizing I don’t think I’ve written about scumplane or if I have not enough! So I’m gonna eventually turn this into an actual fic trust (btw don’t), but for now a concept.

Au where Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu (Jiu) meet when their disciples. Both of them being heavily bullied by their peers and ending up with so many cuts, bruises, and scrapes they have to go treat them. They meet for the first time after having both snuck into a Qian Cao storage shed for some salves and bandage making a deal to help each other get away with it now and in the future.

Shen Qingqiu is talented and quickly begins moving up but still ends up with injuries from time to time that Shang Qinghua treats, he takes a bit longer to climb the peak but enjoys their secret bonding time.

Eventually though Shang Qinghua goes on the mission where he meets Mobei-Jun and upon his return out of concern and mild distress cracks down on Shang Qinghua trying to interrogate him. He passes out to avoid questioning but because their relationship is so unknown they defend Shang Qinghua. When he gets back to his room he finds a Mobei-Jun waiting and as he receives punishment for disappearing like that; Shen Qingqiu shows up prepared to berate him for his behavior. (And congratulate him on getting his own quarters so they can meet here more).

Upon seeing this seen he freaks out and jumps in. Obviously both sides are very wary, but they work out a deal so that they can take down Huan Hua palace and protect the sect.

Soon enough Shang Qinghua becomes head disciple and him and Shen Qingqiu decide to drink in celebration. Both parties get pretty drunk and admit to having feelings for one another, and end up sleeping together.

They wake up the next morning feeling mildly awkward but Shen Qingqiu is NOT about to let Shang Qinghua slip through his finger tips and plays up the relationship and how he has to “take responsibility” for sullying Shang Qinghua. Shang Qinghua tries to correct him but is too afraid (and quite a bit happy) too fully do so. The system gives him a change in mission that allows him to give up the An Ding peak lord mission and he gives it up to become Shen Qingqius house wife (he also gets the record for shortest head disciple reign in history).

You can imagine to whatever extent you want for house wife to full attic wife, also feel free to toss Mobei-Jun into the relationship if you want I love him as a 3rd. Also good night!

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You know what’s funny, if all the svsss peak lords were like 80+ except for Shang Qinghua.

Like they’re at the ascension ceremony becoming peak lords and you have all these wise elders who’ve been around, and then a kid who’s freshly 19 like his birthday was last week kind of young, and he’s ranked higher than the majority.

Shang Qinghua who’s like barely older that the disciples, him and Luo Binghe are like 6 years apart in age. I also think it’s funnier if he was technically part of Luo Binghes generation but just moved up and is now in the Qing generation (most likely because of system error).

This becomes even funnier if the plot happened as it does in svsss canon and Luo Binge has to ask (for some reason idc enough to think of one) Shang Qinghua’s age and is horrified by the age difference between him and all the other peak lords. Especially because Mobei-Jun is more similarly aged to the other peak lords, in fact older than a majority of them, and just side eyes him heavily even though his shizun is much the same.

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Should I write more airplane aus? Consensus is yes!

Modern au where Airplane and Luo Binghe are identical but unrelated, and the original pidw peak lords are reborn and are trying to come together guided by a system who is like “Change your fates by influencing the author’s early life!” They have no idea who this author is or what he looks like but they do know they need to do something about him (Shen jiu says they kill him).

At the same time the demon trio are reborn and given the same rules (with Liu Mingyan and Ning Yingying also being reborn as sides) at first their against it but Luo Binghe is promised his nice shizun and Mobei-Jun is promised his Shang Qinghua.

One day Shen jius brother (Shen Yuan who’s a couple grades below him) starts talking about this new guy in his class, like kinda going on and on about him a bunch of complaints but also complimenting him and his appearance. Finally Shen Jiu is like “I’ve got bigger things to worry about if you want to talk about him just invite him over and hang out with him!” And Shen Yuan gets a bit pouty over the idea that he wasn’t to hang out with Shang Fei but heeds the advice.

Ironically Shen Jiu just so happens to invite the peak lords over with Shang Fei is around and just immediately start getting ptsd flashbacks, Shen Jiu is pissed and is like “WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?!” Much to the confusion of Shen Yuan and Shang Fei. Eventually they calm down and explain that this is infact NOT Luo Binghe, but upon the mention of the name Shang Fei goes “Oh yeah I know him, Mobei’s friend.” And everyone is mildly horrified bc dammit the demons were reborn (Liu mingyan kept quiet even though she knew)

Then Yue Qingyuan is like “how do you know Mobei-Jun?” Shang Fei answers that he’s dating his brother and literally just points past him to Shang Qinghua (who’s pretty anxious about this entire situation). Ensue another mild freak out about his repeat betrayal. Eventually they finally move past it and treat Shang Fei decently he smiles as he leaves and says “This was fun we should hang out again!” The system then giving the entire lot of peak lords Author happiness points and b points (they’re not thrilled that his identity was hidden from them).

Ensue the peak lords and demons fighting about getting his happiness and Shang Fei getting spoiled. (Luo Binghe gets his nice shizun dw)

You can ship Shang Fei with anyone really I would give this a better end but I’m pretty tired and in mild pain so I’m done. Have a good night!

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Bro I high key love OG moshang so much I wish there was more content for them they’re so peak

I come bearing PIDW Moshang

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After Getting The Sun Dew Mushrooms

Shen Qingqiu: So earlier you implied that you're not a virgin

Shang Qinghua: That's true

Shen Qingqiu: Who would fuck you?

Shang Qinghua: I've had sex with plenty of people

Shen Qingqiu: Oh yeah, like who?

Shang Qinghua: Well, there's Mu Qingfang, Wei Qingwei, Liu Qingge-

Shen Qingqiu: But he's so straight?!

Shang Qinghua: Bro, seriously? Him? I have no clue where you get these ideas. Anyways, there's also Yue Qingyuan, Tianglang-Jun AND Su Xiyan, Shen Qingqiu-

Shen Qingqiu: You fucked the original goods?!

Shang Qinghua: Oh yeah, that was fun

Shen Qingqiu: It is deeply disturbing to know that you've been intimate with this body. Now I can't wait for Luo Binghe to come kill me so I can possess the mushroom body

Shang Qinghua: You already knew the original goods went to brothels, how is this any different?

Shen Qingqiu: Because it's you!

Shang Qinghua: Hey, don't knock it 'till you try it

Shen Qingqiu: ...

Shen Qingqiu: Ok, I won't lie, I am extremely curious now

Shang Qinghua: There is an inn nearby~

Shen Qingqiu: ...fuck it, I'm down

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Genuinely adore the concept of modern au!moshang who are happily together and Shen yuan as their biggest hater.

Like Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua are good friends for years, way before Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun are ever a thing, and is highly jealous and territorial over Shang Qinghua. Like he’s highkey a stalker over them following every single post and account from sock puppet accounts (some of which he uses to hate on any and all relationship posts). He sneakly watches all their dates from afar, put tracking and listening devices on both of them, and has cameras all over Shang Qinghua’s house “just in case.”

Essentially Shen Yuan who’s bitterness over not having Shang Qinghua causing him to stalk him. Shen Yuans family endorsing it because they really like Shang Qinghua and intend to have him as part of their family and help with the stalking and planting of evidence to drive moshang apart (and directly into Shen Yuans arms).

Eventually moshang break up, with Mobei-Jun trying to get back together and trying to prove his innocence, and Shen Yuan celebrating with his family who rush Shang Qinghua into their arms “because Mobei has a history of violence.” (They’re literally helping Lingguang-Jun just because they hate Mobei-Jun for trying to steal Shang Qinghua away from them).

Long story short Cumplane end up as a couple with Atticwife Shang Qinghua with major anxiety because of Mobei-Jun and the manipulation around that.

This was very short and random thought process I might flesh this out later this also wasn’t where I was intending to go bc I just wanted to talk about moshang with hater Cucumber bro