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NEW THEME. i got inspiration all of a sudden. uhhhh. like this for a small starter ?

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1. state your name:  kristen / kiki 2. state the name that your parents almost named you:  victoria 3. which of your relatives do you get along with the most?: my dad 100% 4. what was your first job?: dietary aide in a nursing home 5. did anything embarrassing happen this week?: i broke a teacher’s clipboard at work... then spent 5 minutes frantically trying to fix it while they kept saying ‘it’s cool don’t worry!!’ 6. do you miss your ex?: i can’t say i really miss any of them, no 7. white chocolate or dark chocolate?: dark  8. do people praise you for your looks?: UH THIS IS A VAIN QUESTION i get hair compliments a lot ?? and i’m good at makeup so idk 9. what is your favorite color of clothing to wear?: black b/c slimming 10. how do you wear your makeup?: pretty natural most days. i’ve grown fond of brown liquid liner 11. what are some of your nicknames?: kiki / kick  15. do you have a job?: assistant toddler teacher 16. do you have a car?: yeah, a very old one. fondly named sirius black 17. do you work out every week?: i used to work out 4 times a week!! now ... not so much 18. did you brush your teeth this morning?: yes always in the morning 19. have you ever kissed someone you never saw again?: yes  20. have you ever sung in front of a crowd?: does bar karaoke count ? 21. what kind of bathing suit do you wear?: tankini 22. do you like your eyes?: they are green and i like them yas 23. do you think you are pretty?: on some days im like yas bitch and others im like u ok bitch 24. who was the last person you talked to in person?: my sister 25. are you single?: no! 26. do you want kids?: i think idk i have my kids at work atm 27. tell me what your back pack looks like: my old backpack molded by the window because washington sucks

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magiclimits ( harry ).

@ofbatbogeys gets a starter from Harry.

   The Burrow was a bustle of noise, but Harry just wanted to get away from it all. He found a spot outside, away near the woods, somewhere he could be alone. Things were changing, they had been all his life, but he hadn’t expected all of this to happen. He pushed himself up into a sitting position from where he’d been laying when he heard footsteps approaching. It was probably Hermione or Ron wondering where he’d gotten to, but it wasn’t, it was Ginny. “Hello Ginny,” Harry murmured. He wasn’t really in a speaking mood, but he didn’t mind that Ginny was there. “Is it getting too loud in the house for you too?”

                       With Phlegm Fleur and Bill’s wedding The Burrow was complete madness. Loud, loud, loudddddddddd madness. Her own mother was running around like a chicken with her head cut off, and she kept forcing Ginny to help her tidy things up around the house... Ginny had only just narrowly escaped, slipping out and going for a walk before she could be asked to do anything else. She hadn’t meant to bump into Harry, but she was glad to see him. “Did you sneak off? Mum’s on a rampage in there -- you had the right idea.” She gauges his expression for a moment, attempting to see if he’s hinting she should move along and let him be, but that doesn’t seem the case. So she takes a seat beside him and leans against a tree, “yeah well... the loudness doesn’t get to me anymore, but if I had to dust off another plate I was going to snap. What about you? Alright, Harry?”

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magiclimits ( hermione ).

@ofbatbogeys gets a starter from Hermione.

   Hermione looked up from her book as she heard someone sit next to her. She was expecting someone who wanted to start an argument, but was pleased to see Ginny there instead. The brunette smiled at the other girl and said, “Hello Ginny. Were able to finally get away from the boys?” And by boys, she meant Harry and Ron. She wouldn’t be surprised if they were trying to use her as a messenger now too. She just wanted them to get along again.

                     Ginny rather liked Hermione’s company and was often found going to her for advice. When you grew up the only girl (aside from her mum) in a house of six older brothers... it made the youngest Weasley long for an older sister, and Hermione fit that role well. “Yeah -- Ron’s being a right prat.” She pulls a chair out beside her friend and lets out a loud groan. “Why would Harry put his name in the Goblet of Fire? He’s not stupid.” Although, she was biased from her crush on Harry; it was still hard for her to even speak to him or look him in the eye, but she would take his side in matters like this.                     “Ron’ll come around though... he’s not enough of an arse to hold a dumb grudge like this forever -- and they should both stop being so selfish and putting you in the middle.”

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my biggest hpcc pet peeve: ginny not allowing sugar

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❛ I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep. ❜ oh no

‘shameless’ (us) sentence starters | accepting.

                      “D’ya think I’m some one else?” She turns from her breakfast at her brother, face scrunched in disgust, fork hovering mid-air from the bite she was about to take until Ron started talking about his balls of all things. “And -- get over it, we need to practice or we’re gonna have our arses handed to us in the upcoming match.” 

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‘Shameless’ (US) Sentence Starters 

          WARNING: This meme, like the show, is very vulgar and most of it is NSFW mainly due to profanity.

❛ A shrink at school says I’m one of God’s mistakes. ❜ ❛ Ain’t you the queen of silver linings! ❜ ❛ All teenagers are sex addicts. ❜ ❛ Alright shithead, this is like the two hundredth time I’m calling and you not picking up. I’m starting to get fucking homicidal. Call me the fuck back. I’m worried about you. I love you. Call me back. ❜ ❛ Alright, you gotta get me out of this car. I’m getting too horned up. ❜ ❛ An accident? Where his penis just slipped into your vagina? ❜ ❛ Another word and I’ll blow your brains all over the fucking linoleum. ❜ ❛ Are you going to leave? ❜ ❛ Choose a gender and find someone who wants to fuck. Preferably for free. ❜ ❛ Christ, I am tired of being poor. ❜ ❛ Circle doesn’t start with ‘s’? What the fuck? ❜ ❛ Come here. Get in my forcefield. ❜ ❛ Did the two of us finish off an entire gallon of box wine the other night? ❜ ❛ Did you purposely order a Sex on the Beach so I’d say it to the gay bartender? ❜ ❛ Do whatever the fuck you need to do. I’ve got this. ❜ ❛ Does he get that look in his eye when he’s with you? ❜ ❛ Does she make you happy or is it just about the sex? ❜ ❛ Eat my ass! ❜ ❛ Everybody always leaves. ❜ ❛ Front door was locked so I came in the back. No pun intended. ❜ ❛ Happy is overrated. Grow up. ❜ ❛ I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is ‘fuck you.’ ❜ ❛ I did everything for you, but you’re so fucking blind! ❜ ❛ I did it all for you. You might even want to say thank you. ❜ ❛ I don’t get how you have a kid and not give a shit what happens to it. ❜ ❛ I don’t get it. Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them? ❜ ❛ I don’t give a fuck. I’m happy to knock your fucking teeth out. ❜ ❛ I don’t go onto Facebook, okay? ‘Cause I don’t give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the fucking McDonald’s. ❜ ❛ I don’t know how much more I can take of that before I stab him/her in the neck with a broken beer bottle. ❜ ❛ I don’t love you! ❜ ❛ I haven’t had a drink for two days… Well, granted, I was unconscious. ❜ ❛ I just came here for a fucking beer, alright? ❜ ❛ I know that shit, bitch! That’s a cat! ❜ ❛ I made a list of the top 50 stupidest things I’ve done and all 50 were when I was drunk. ❜ ❛ I never thought I’d say this, but you were right. ❜ ❛ I saw you smile. ❜ ❛ I think you deviated my septum! ❜ ❛ I thought it might be different this time. ❜ ❛ I trust you. That’s bigger to me than ‘I love you.’ ❜ ❛ I want you to take that shiv and jam it in his eye. ❜ ❛ I will make this kitchen my bitch. ❜ ❛ I would never leave you. Ever. You gotta know that. After everything we’ve been through, you kind just have to know that. ❜ ❛ If you’re gonna talk shit at least do it right. ❜ ❛ It smells worse than a dead hooker’s ass in there. ❜ ❛ It wouldn’t have happened without you. ❜ ❛ It’s a shame when someone you love gets taken away, isn’t it? ❜ ❛ It’s never about me and I’m finally making it about me! ❜ ❛ I’d be crying right now if I wasn’t so high. ❜ ❛ I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep. ❜ ❛ I’m gonna beat your ass like a piñata until candy falls out! ❜ ❛ I’m not a tool, so you don’t get to treat me like one. ❜ ❛ I’m not homeless, I told you. I have a home, I’m just not welcome there. ❜ ❛ I’m not my dad. You hear me? I’m not my fucking dad! ❜ ❛ I’m probably biased, but you deserve better than him/her/them. ❜ ❛ I’m sick of living in your shadow! ❜ ❛ I’m taking care of me for a change, not him/her/them. ❜ ❛ I’m the only thing that passes for a responsible adult that you’re gonna find. ❜ ❛ Keep laughing or I will slit your throat in your sleep. ❜ ❛ Last message, promise. Wherever you are… Bye. ❜ ❛ Let’s be honest, he/she is my last chance at happiness and that’s more important than video games and masturbation, right? ❜ ❛ Let’s go get drunk and buy a gun. ❜ ❛ Look at me, I can’t go to jail! I might as well wear heels. ❜ ❛ Men are never right. That’s why women were invented, to think for you assholes. ❜ ❛ Name a single time I’ve ever let you down. ❜ ❛ Next time, I’m gonna break both of your fucking knee caps, ‘kay? ❜ ❛ No one gives a shit who you bang. ❜ ❛ No one likes to hear a grown man whine. It’s like the verbal equivalent of a dude wearing UGGs. ❜ ❛ No one’s ever been as good to me as you have. ❜ ❛ No, no, no, no, no, no. The bat is for killing, not for taking to school. ❜ ❛ Not everybody just gets to blurt out how they fuckin’ feel every minute. ❜ ❛ Not to be a dick or anything, but you have been kind of a whore. ❜ ❛ Oh shit, I’m sorry. You know I would’ve never said that to your face. ❜ ❛ Oh, don’t mind me. I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one. ❜ ❛ One of my unspoken rules is you don’t fuck somebody else when we’re on a date. ❜ ❛ People fuck up. That’s life. ❜ ❛ People like us, we can be happy. ❜ ❛ Random destruction makes you think of me? ❜ ❛ Really? That’s all you’re gonna say? ❜ ❛ See that? They’re digging your grave. And you wanna be gone before they get that to six feet. ❜ ❛ Seriously, I don’t mean to be an asshole. It’s just genetic. ❜ ❛ Should I apologize or leave? …I’m gonna leave. ❜ ❛ Show of hands, how many of you, at one point or another, wanted to see me dead? ❜ ❛ Some girls are just jerks. ❜ ❛ Stop acting like the world is out to get you when it’s so clearly dropping gifts at your feet. ❜ ❛ Stuff just happens sometimes. ❜ ❛ The best part of making a baby is that you get to have sex while doing it. ❜ ❛ The first rule you hide in this house: You hide the goddamn money! ❜ ❛ The only way to make money when you’re poor is to steal it or scam it. ❜ ❛ We both know my only options are getting pregnant or getting arrested. ❜ ❛ Well, he may look like he’s in a boy band, but he’s got a point. ❜ ❛ Well, if you need me I’ll be across the street in the bushes, stalking you. ❜ ❛ What are you hoping, I tell you not to go? ❜ ❛ What the fuck are you looking at? ❜ ❛ What you and I have makes me free. Not what these assholes know. ❜ ❛ Whatever. Liking what I like don’t make me a bitch. ❜ ❛ When she/he/they say ‘fuck you’ it means ‘I love you.’ ❜ ❛ When you focus on other people’s problems, it’s a lot easier to ignore your own. ❜ ❛ Where can I get knives and blunts? ❜ ❛ Why would anyone go to the zoo sober? ❜ ❛ Will you? Wait? Fucking lie to me if you have to. ❜ ❛ Yeah, it gives me more time to buy drugs and fence stolen goods. ❜ ❛ You can’t own a motto! ❜ ❛ You could do things with your tongue that would make a rattlesnake blush. ❜ ❛ You deserve to get out, even if you don’t take me with you. ❜ ❛ You did okay. You tried. It’s a lot more than most people would do. ❜ ❛ You don’t love me. ❜ ❛ You have made me happy. I’ve never been very happy. ❜ ❛ You have to let me go. You have to let me let you go. I need you to do that for me. ❜ ❛ You know that jagermeister really makes you chatty, right? ❜ ❛ You know what? Nothing’s ever your problem. Make it your problem! ❜ ❛ You know where I live if you have a problem. ❜ ❛ You know, having a Russian sex worker isn’t ideal for child care. ❜ ❛ You say that again and I’ll rip your tongue out of your head. ❜ ❛ You take care of everyone, but no one takes care of you. ❜ ❛ You think you scare me? Bring it, bitch. ❜ ❛ You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day? Vodka’s best. Believe me.  ❜ ❛ Your coochie smells like brimstone and Sulfur. ❜ ❛ You’re a loud, mean, vicious bitch. ❜ ❛ You’re better than anyone I’ve ever met and you deserve to get out. ❜ ❛ You’re kind of growing on me. ❜ ❛ You’re not lost. You don’t need finding. ❜ ❛ You’re nothing like anyone I’ve ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again. ❜ ❛ ______ doesn’t have any friends. Only people he/she/they haven’t pissed off yet. ❜

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teennewt.

haven’t you heard the w o r d of your b o d y

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NEW THEME. i got inspiration all of a sudden. uhhhh. like this for a small starter ?

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“Sorry, were you sleeping?”

four word prompts | accepting.

                  She lifts her head slowly from it’s place planted in her open book, eyes heavy with sleep and hair in a disarray. It takes her a minute to reorient herself, but when she does she realizes she’s fallen asleep in the library whilst trying to finish an assignment she’d forgotten about. After pushing her hair back into a ponytail she gives him a small shrug and a tired smile, “sort of, but I probably needed to wake up anyways.”                    Ginny leans back in her chair, stretching sore limbs above her head, “did you need something? Or do you just like waking up poor souls from their library naps?” 

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i was reminded of a conversation i had with a 5 year old when i used to teach pre-k: 5 y/o: *rubbing my arm* your arm hair is sooooo long... *wistfully* one day, i’ll have arm hair as long as yours, too. ................. and that’s why i’m glad i now am a toddler teacher. they can’t unknowingly insult me.

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I want to make this known; it’s OKAY to flirt with my muse, it’s okay to say flirty things to them, yes, they may not react to it, they may not respond to it positively, but know as a mun I’m 100% OKAY with it. Especially if my muse is clearly attractive appearance wise, go a head, flirt with them, if my muse is your muse’s type, it’s okay to flirt, we don’t have to be shipping, we don’t ever have to ship to have you flirt with my muse; I WONT think you’re pushing a ship on me either. But I just feel that some people are scared to have their muse be flirty to another because we as muns might take it the wrong way.

 I’m not saying this goes for everyone, but I’m letting you know that it doesn’t make me uncomfortable and I’m fine with it. 

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Non-romantic fluff starters

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“Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”

“I just really need a hug right now…”

“You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”

“Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”

“It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”

“Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”

“I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”

“We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”

“This would look so cute on you!”

“Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”

“I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”

“You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”

“I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”

“Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”

“My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”

“Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”

“After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”

“Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”

“C'mon, I need a Player 2.”

“I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”

“If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”

“What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”

“When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”

“Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”

“It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”

“It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”

“Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”

“Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”

“I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”

“C'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”

“I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”

“I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”

“HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”

“Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”

“If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”

“Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”

“THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”

“I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”

“If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”

“I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”

“Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”

“The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”

“You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”

“I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”

“There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”

“Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”

“Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”

“That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”

“If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”

“We made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you can’t back out now.”

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Four Word . Prompts

“Please, come with me.”

“You’re always number one.”

“I can’t do this.”

“I won’t let you.”

“Maybe I’m just crazy.”

“I’m not even sorry.”

“Honestly, just stop it.”

“I believe in you.”

“Don’t be an ass.”

“Who were you with?”

“Please talk to me.”

“I can’t trust you.”

“I need you, though.”

“Don’t be fucking rude.”

“Is that my shirt?”

“So, it was you.”

“I need to go.”

“Just stay with me.”

“You can trust me.”

“Alright, I love you.”

“I’m sorry, but no.”

“Will you help me?”

“You’re a terrible cook.”

“Can you shut up!?”

“You love me, right?”

“I really need you.”

“I don’t love you.”

“I’m not doing this.”

“I really need you.”

“You don’t want me.”

“Let me help you.”

“You’re such a bitch.”

“I can’t do this.”

“You think you’re funny?”

“Hey, I said stop!”

“Will you marry me?”

“Wanna go out sometime?”

“I don’t want this.”

“You always this quiet?”

“Are you fucking insane!?”

“I don’t want you.”

“I’m not wearing that.”

“Sorry, were you sleeping?”

“This was never right.”

“You look really tired.”

“I’m out of here.”

“You need to go.”

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okay! heading to bed. i’ve actually gotten quite a lot done on / for this blog tonight and i’m pretty happy. i’ve gotta wake up at six am though for work even though i have muse ( sadddddddd ). goodnight friends!

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osbcrnn.

      ( g o d , harry hated waiting in line.  the more minutes passed , the more he regretted not ordering textbooks O N L I N E.    isn’t that what most people do these days , anyway ?? he’d thought so.  —-  this line said otherwise.  )   books were feeling heavier in his arms —- the line not seeming to move f a s t e n o u g h.   he was growing annoyed , the coffee in his left hand getting COLD  &&  he would have simply put the materials down and left , only to do the job when he returned home.  but there wasn’t any T I M E for that.  he had waited too long now.

     the store was packed to the b r i m with students && it seemed for harry that all he could H E A R was non coherent chatter coming from each && every direction.  so much conversation that seemed S C A T T E R E D in his ears.  but the female voice in front of him he could hear loud && clear.  it was obvious that she was speaking to herself , but still he C H U C K L E D  aloud.          ❛  they’re too c h e a p for that.  ❜

                       She’s startled at first when the stranger hears her and responds to her muttering, but once she’s processed what he’s said she grins and glances over her shoulder to reply, “with the money they charge for tuition you’d think they could afford to, you know, not be cheap.” There was a tinge of bitterness in her tone, towards the University, not Harry. It wasn’t easy for her parents to plan for college with seven children, and with all the hospital bills from childhood injuries and maladies she and her brothers had racked up... well, there simply wasn’t money to send their youngest to college. She’d managed to get a scholarship, but she still had to put herself in a fair amount of debt for the dorms, meal card, text books, and other ridiculous hidden fees that her scholarship didn’t cover. Financial aid didn’t help since she was in the U.S.A., and not England.                        Brown eyes flick back up to the unmoving line and she tries to refrain from glaring a hole through the slow cashier’s head. “Do you think --” she starts, turning back to the blond behind her, “that this is some sort of well planned prank? Like some one will come out with a camera any second and give us our books for free? Because, honestly, how can some one bag books so slowly? It’s like he’s been possessed with a sloth.” Because she’s a Weasley, and it’s in her blood, she can’t help but snoop by glancing down at the books in his arms, “Oh, I’m getting the same one.” She points to one of his books, “pre-reqs? What class are you in? I’m in the noon class with... Smith? I think.”