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There’s many souls in a system. It’s the reason the world turns, because people live and breathe. So I decided they should live and breathe together. Basically, plenty of people who all need help in some way. Loved by Matthias <3

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There’s many souls in a system. It’s the reason the world turns, because people live and breathe. So I decided they should live and breathe together. Basically, plenty of people who all need help in some way. Loved by Matthias <3

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There’s many souls in a system. It’s the reason the world turns, because people live and breathe. So I decided they should live and breathe together. Basically, plenty of people who all need help in some way. Loved by Matthias <3

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There’s many souls in a system. It’s the reason the world turns, because people live and breathe. So I decided they should live and breathe together. Basically, plenty of people who all need help in some way. Loved by Matthias <3

                        Muses        |        Ask        |         Laws

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Me

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Behold....

The father

The Son

And The Holy Spirit

The Holy Trinity of

@markiplier

@therealjacksepticeye

@crankgameplays

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“ The Things I Deserve “ by GHOST

So after I made a drawing of the Author where I referenced the artwork that was shown in this song, I realized how fitting the song really was.

So I started drawing frames for this and yeah.  This is, like, the last 2 minutes of the song, and yes it cuts in rather abruptly, because I don’t have a clue what to draw for the frames before this.

Maybe one day I’ll finish it, who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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VERY IMPORTANT POLL

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Sick flip dude!!! @markiplier

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P E R F E C T

I may no longer be able to see things now but soon…

…soon I will see 

E V E R Y T H I N G 

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First card of the deck!! Woo!!

I’ll probably upload them in pairs from now on, I just didn’t want you guys to think I was dead haha. Hopefully I’ll be able to make them a bit faster now that my classes are done for the time being!

0 - The Fool | The Author |

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Dad Pun Sentence Starters

Send one to my Muse, or alternatively send  👍and my Muse will say one to you!

“What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.” “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.” “A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.’” “Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!” “How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!” “Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.” “I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.” “How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.” “Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.” “'Wow, you’re a fart smella…I mean smart fella!” “I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!” “What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1” “Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.” “What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.” “How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.” “Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.” “I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.” “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.” “How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.” “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” “Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.” “Don’t call me later, call me Dad.” “What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant” “Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.” “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.” “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.” “What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.” “I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.” “The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.” “This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.” “5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.” “Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”“ "What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.” “What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.” “I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.” “To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide but you can’t run.” “The rotation of earth really makes my day.” “I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.” “What’s brown and sticky? A stick.” “I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!” “Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.” “Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.” “A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.” “I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.” “Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.” “I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.” “People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.”

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Fem! Host for @Mint-Bees

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Available on my redbubble store

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                       Empty coffee mugs,                                    Sᴄᴀᴛᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ paperwork…                                                    Just another 𝓈𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈  𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉.

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