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Me: can I have a turn on the hedge now?

Hedgehog: no

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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

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all things strawberry 🍓

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dislike and discomfort are normal and healthy parts of the human experience actually

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Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

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[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

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btw I am doing it afraid

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“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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the baby has one parent's little face marking thing and the other's coat because they're a little horse family the world is a beautiful place

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it’s awesome how we have unlimited chances to become a better version of ourselves

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“Instead of saying ‘I’m damaged, I’m broken, I have trust issues’ say ‘I’m healing, I’m rediscovering myself, I’m starting over.’”

— Horatio Jones