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All I gotta add to this discourse is, anon grow up, touch grass, and mind your own damn business.

Royal Simblr died because of annoying assholes like you and Warwick. Back in the day royal simblrs posted about their royal stories and their collabs, not about politics and other irrelevant shit you guys post. Bring back batsfromwesteros, simpireblr, and theroyalsims, you all are the BTEC version of them and your posts suck and leave little to be desired.

Okay I need to do a numbered list on this one.

When I say you need to work on your insults, I really mean it. Nobody should have to scour reddit and .uk cites to figure out what the fuck you're trying to say.

Again with the ableism, not a good look. You've really been revealing a lot about yourself, I'd tread careful in the next one.

Nobody has failed to notice your consistent attacks on a publicly "Obstinate, Headstrong," Black Woman ( @warwickroyals ) whose story a certain group has had a problem with from day fucking one for daring to have a political narrative. A Woman whose story, probably, historically, singlehandedly introduced anti-monarchist storytelling to Royal Simblr; and I'm sorry you feel that your own writing has missed the mark.

Keep licking the boot of people who wouldn't fuck with you. I'm sure as shit my guy @batsfromwesteros would be icked, and don't you dare speak on @thesimpireblr like you knew them. As for the still active @theroyalsims, do you really think they'd be okay with you speaking their name while you hide behind your mask, Coward? I think the fuck not!

"Posted about their royal stories," What the fuck do you think I've been doing here since 2020?

"And collabs," is just funny, considering my last collab featured the most inclusive guest list to ever hit Royal Simblr . Com... Like do you know who you're talking to? Inclusive Handdrawn Map Bitch. "Bring Back Non-Story Collab," Bitch. Engagement Tour Bitch. Ruby Jubilee Bitch. Royal Simblr Wreath Bitch. War To End All Royal Simblrs Bitch. All Bitches are me. I am Bitch.

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The Baptism of Princess Christine Josephine and Prince Charles of Rothsey

The Baptism of Princess Christine Josephine and Prince Charles of Rothsey was a private affair. Held at the Chapel Royal in Holyrood Palace, the Palace allowed a few journalists to come in and document the event.

First to arrive were godparents to the young Princess and Prince. In a stunning and very untraditional move, there was only one member of royalty amongst the godparents.

First to arrive were the godparents of Prince Charles, Lord Callen MacDonald and Lady Evie McPherson. The couple are long time friends of the Duke and Duchess of Rothsey and recently announced their engagement.

Next to arrive is the godmother of Princess Christine Josephine, Miss Magdalena Quinn. Miss Quinn is accompanied by her boyfriend and rumored fiancé HRH Prince Magnus of Argyll. The former Lunarian Princess is a close friend of the Duchess of Rothsey and has known the Duke since childhood due to her close association with the Pierreland Imperial Family.

Finally is the only royal godparent in the line up is HIH Crown Prince Louis of Pierreland. Crown Prince Louis is the Duke of Rothsey's maternal cousin and has close ties to the Imperial Family of Francesim as well.

Next to arrive are the Imperial Family of Francesim, in particularly TIM the Emperor and Empress of the French and HIM Madame Mere.

They were followed by TM the King and Queen. It appears as if the grandmothers are representing both twins with Madame Mere in the traditional Francesim blue and the Queen in a blush pink ensemble.

Last to arrive, are the Duke and Duchess of Rothsey with the young Princess and Prince seemingly asleep in their parents arms.

First to be baptised is Princess Christine Josephine which was observed by her parents and godparents. Prince Charles appeared to be fast asleep during the affair

When Prince Charles was baptised, the young Princess was seen giggling as her father, kept her entertained. Images from the day were released featuring the full families and their godparents. The family portrait was poinent due to the addition of the photo of the late Napoleon IV, the Duchess's father with whom she was close.

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PSA

Block @/moietremoi, people, they have been harassing @funkyllama for literal months and they've decided to send an anon calling me the 'N' Word and I'm just SO shocked. Who would have guessed degenerates online love typing out the word "nigger"?

It's all very cringeworthy, but here's the sitch: they follow a lot of people and engage with a lot of people's posts, if you have a simblr, they most likely follow you.

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The "First" Meeting

The Imperial Army Headquarters Ballroom, Windensen, Pierreland

Louis [to himself]: You can do this Louis....you just...have to act interested...don't let her know its an arrangement.

Marie-Louise of Lorraine: Thank you for taking me tonight Marius Marius, Earl of Comte: Of course Louise. You deserve to take a night off.

Louis [thinking]: There she is... Marius: Infact, I want to introduce you to a friend of mine.

Louis: Marius! My friend. Marius: Your Imperial Highness, may I introduce my sister, Marie Louise. Louis: Now now Marius, please no need for formalities...and it is a pleasure to meet you. Marius says nothing but wonderful things about you. Marie-Louise: Well, I am honored, sir.

Louis: Please...call me Louis. You look wonderful Marie-Louise [blushing]: Thank you Louis Louis: would you like to dance? Marie-Louise: I'd love to

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Empress Katalina's office, Palais de Royal Rouge, Pierreland

Assistant: And the opening of the new green rail system in Oderia will need a representative to cut the ribbon while the Govenor General of the Isles would like you to attend the opening of the Marcos & Aisha Sepulveda Library later this year in the summer. Katalina: Yes....send Princess Maria Aisha on the trip to Oderia...and see if Prince Henri's schedule is open for the trip to the Isles. Any news from the Emperor on the new titles? Assistant: Not yet but I will check with the Emperor's private secretary-

Katalina: No need, I shall speak with him this afternoon. Any updates from his staff on the Emperor's well being? Assistant: He is drinking more water but I believe the only time he stands up is during your daily walks through the grounds and on his engagements. Katalina [sighing]: Well...it doesn't help that Louis is having us find him a wife...adding extra stress on David...the Crown Prince? Assistant: Balancing his duties well...I believe he will be meeting Lady Marie-Louise of Lorraine at a military function that she is already attending with her brother. Katalina: Excellent.

Footman: His Grace the Duke of Lorraine Ma'am Lorraine: Your Majesty. Katalina: [to assistant] Thank you Priya...see that the other things we talked about are done. [to Lorraine] Your Grace....please come sit, we have much to discuss.

Katalina: I take it you got my letter. Lorraine: I did Ma'am...I...I can not believe that my daughter has been chosen for this honor. Katalina: There are...stipulations Lorraine....As you probably can agree, we would like this to appear to be a...naturally occurring relationship...and...I would like your word that the Emperor will have your support in Parliament. you are influential amongst both chambers.

Lorraine: Your Majesty...I trust there is a reason you're asking me this in person? Katalina: I cannot trust the Prime Minister and I know you are in the middle on many issues. I hope that...with your daughter about to enter the family you will see that there is a reason for you to support the Emperor and keep us abreast on if there are plots to over throw the monarchy.

Lorraine: And why do you think I would have that knowledge? Katalina: Your godson is the Prime Minister and spouts Revolution rhetoric Lorraine...I have spent my life trying to ensure this Empire is safe for all...it is time for you to choose Lorraine...your daughter or your godson?

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Secret Deals

Prince Louis's Office, Manoir de l'Héritier Majestueux, Windensen, Pierreland

Louis [thinking]: Watcher this meeting is boring as hell...I wonder how Mags is doin?

Lorraine: Your Imperial Highness, do you have a moment? Louis: Yes of course! Lorraine: Your Imperial Highness, do you have a moment? Louis: Yes of course! Lorraine: I received a letter from the Empress about your...plans to marry my daughter. Louis: yes...yes...it will appear to be a natural relationship, believe me, I do not wish to expose Lady Marie Louise to scandal. Lorraine: Well...I wouldn't be worried about exposing her to scandal sir.

Louis: What are you insinuating Your Grace? Lorraine: Merely that...this arrangement will also help keep...certain knowledge from becoming public....knowledge that would...cause a revolution perhaps? Louis: What knowledge?

Lorraine: Oh...you don't know? Let us say it is knowledge that...your father would go to great lengths to hide Louis: Whatever it is...it can not be as severe as you claim if you know

Lorraine [laughing]: Oh you naive boy...it is destabilizing! Your family is very lucky I have not...opted to join those who wish to release it. Louis: Why are you telling me this? Lorraine: Because I believe you and I can come to a deal...I get what I want...and your father's secret remains such.

Louis: And if I don't agree to such a deal? Lorraine: Well...do you want to risk the Empire, Your Imperial Highness?

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Someone Who Will Fit

Palais Movie Theater, Palais de Royal Rouge, Windensen, Pierreland

Louis: Mama, honestly...do I have to be here for this? Katalina: of course, would you like your sister to pick your future wife and the future Empress? Maria Aisha: I could just stick you with someone awful.... Louis: Fine fine...

Katalina: Now first up, is Lady Angelica of Chartes, daughter of the Viscount of Chartes Maria Aisha: She's in some of my Uni classes...very sweet! Louis: Ehhh...her hobbies are Bird Watching and Embroidery....I know nothing about birds Katalina: Good point...I want you to at least like the person you're marrying.

Katalina: Vanessa of Monte Clarie, daughter of the Earl of Monte Clarie. Highly intelligent, currently lives in Wittmund and works in a small time art gallery. Louis: I could get into pottery?

Maria Aisha: It looks like she spends the majority of time in the IU and has connections to the royal family- Louis: Next!

Katalina [sighing]: And finally, Lady Marie-Louise of Lorraine. Her father is the head of the House of Lords. She currently works as a nurse in the Marie Isabelle Mother and Baby wing at the Emperor Pierre Naval Hospital- Louis: that's Marius's sister! Maria Aisha: have you talked to her before? Louis: a couple of times....

Katalina: So...what do you think Lou? Louis: She'll fit the bill.

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Happy Valentine's Day y'all

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Images of the newest Scottish Princess and Prince

Rothsey Manor, Rothsey, Scotland

The official offices for TRH the Duke and Duchess of Rothsey have released images of the latest additions to the Stuart family, TRH Princess Christine Josephine, and Prince Charles.

The photos were taken at Rothsey Manor by HM the King, who has an infamous photography hobby. The young family released the photos stating, "We are thankful for the well wishes from everyone in both Scotland and Francesim as well as our international friends."

Many individuals are surprised by Princess Christine Josephine's hair color, which is vastly different from her parents and twin. The Royal Family has stated that her hair comes from the fact that both the Duke and Duchess carry the blonde gene due to their paternal and maternal line respectively.

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In a statement from Highland Palace, TRH the Duke and Duchess of Rothsey thank the public for their outpouring of joy over the birth of their children. They also thank their parents for being such positive role models and supportive on how they will raise their children; as well as thanking the staff of St. Monica's Hospital in Rothsey where the children were born and thanking the Watcher for the health of their children.

The new family also released a first photo of the royal twins, which was reportedly taken by Miss Magdalena Quinn, partner to HRH Prince Magnus of Argyll and friend of the Duchess of Rothsey.

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I don't envy you

Empress's Office, Palais de Royal Rouge, Windensen, Pierreland

Minerva: He asked you to do that? Katalina: yes! I don't know what's gotten into him, but he seems to think he's cursed in the love department Minerva: I mean...can you blame him? His only real relationship ended at the instruction of 2 monarchs, one of whom ended up shot.

Katalina: Don't remind me...that ended up leaving us with...many headaches. Minerva: Has he at least tried dating? Katalina: Supposedly! But they all end up as one night stands or short flings...I worry he's not taking it seriously...

Minera: Could he possibly be...in love with someone else? Someone he can't have? Katalina [sighs]: I mean...It's possible! But...do you think this has to do with Magdalena? Minerva [nodding]: I think so....and Maggie's engagement is not going to help things.

Katalina: Oh Mins, that's wonderful news! Maggie and Magnus are absolutely charming! But you're right...I think that news is going to push him more into this...idea of a loveless marriage! Minerva: And how is David handling this? Katalina [frustrated]: For once, he's not on either side! He said that Louis is old enough to make decisions and that I should honor his request....Granted, I think he wouldn't say that if he saw Louis's expenses....Thousands of Simoleons in concerts! And classical music of all things!

Minerva: oh Kat...do you think that....Louis was trying to see Maggie...and this...request for an arranged marriage is born from Maggie's happiness with Magnus? Katalina: Maybe but still! How am I supposed to arrange a marriage these days? Minerva: I mean....the Princess Diaries was on to something with that powerpoint....

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A Statement from Holyrood Palace

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(Note: this takes place far in the future from my dear friend @empiredesimparte's story. Hortense's kiddos are born well after Baby Simparte)

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Big Decisions

Palais de Roufort, Windensen, Pierreland | A couple of months after New Years

David: ...And so, I'm determined to keep on working with the Europesim Union...whatever the damn Prime Minister says! Katalina: Mera Raja, you will need the House of Lords on your side...and frankly, I think a lot of them side with the Prime Minister. [Throat clears] David: Ah, Louis! Now, to what is important enough for you to have a meeting with both your mother and I? Katalina [chiding]: David...whatever it is, at least he's asking...

Louis: Um...I won't take long Papa...I know you and Mama are busy- Katalina: Nonsense! You are our son, we always have time for you! David [whispering]: Well...I am busy... Katalina: David Jean Marc Louis!

Louis: Well...it is quite a bit of an ask...I need your help with something. David: Thank the Watcher, one of our children has learned how to ask for help. Louis: It's...a bit personal...

Louis: Well...as you both know, I...have a terrible track record with relationships...it's been...a series of flings and my only serious relationship ended up killing Queen Vivianna I of the Ionian Union... Katalina: You are being too hard on yourself Louis...You'll find your person, you just need to take your time...

Louis: Mama, I appreciate your faith in me...but I...realize that romance is my weak point. And frankly, I know that there are duties that would require me to have a partner...and I recognize that marriage is a requirement that I need to fulfill sooner rather than later.

Louis: I want you both to arrange a marriage for me...someone who would be a good fit to be Empress....a Pierrelander... Katalina: Louis...your grandfather argued for him to be able to choose his wife...your father almost entered an arranged marriage that would've made him and the other woman miserable...a marriage without love- Louis: I don't need to love her...

Louis: I just have to like her.

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Big Decisions

Palais de Roufort, Windensen, Pierreland | A couple of months after New Years

David: ...And so, I'm determined to keep on working with the Europesim Union...whatever the damn Prime Minister says! Katalina: Mera Raja, you will need the House of Lords on your side...and frankly, I think a lot of them side with the Prime Minister. [Throat clears] David: Ah, Louis! Now, to what is important enough for you to have a meeting with both your mother and I? Katalina [chiding]: David...whatever it is, at least he's asking...

Louis: Um...I won't take long Papa...I know you and Mama are busy- Katalina: Nonsense! You are our son, we always have time for you! David [whispering]: Well...I am busy... Katalina: David Jean Marc Louis!

Louis: Well...it is quite a bit of an ask...I need your help with something. David: Thank the Watcher, one of our children has learned how to ask for help. Louis: It's...a bit personal...

Louis: Well...as you both know, I...have a terrible track record with relationships...it's been...a series of flings and my only serious relationship ended up killing Queen Vivianna I of the Ionian Union... Katalina: You are being too hard on yourself Louis...You'll find your person, you just need to take your time...

Louis: Mama, I appreciate your faith in me...but I...realize that romance is my weak point. And frankly, I know that there are duties that would require me to have a partner...and I recognize that marriage is a requirement that I need to fulfill sooner rather than later.

Louis: I want you both to arrange a marriage for me...someone who would be a good fit to be Empress....a Pierrelander... Katalina: Louis...your grandfather argued for him to be able to choose his wife...your father almost entered an arranged marriage that would've made him and the other woman miserable...a marriage without love- Louis: I don't need to love her...

Louis: I just have to like her.

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HIH Crown Prince Louis opens the new HIM Empress Marie Isabelle Mother and Baby Ward.

HIH the Crown Prince Louis opened a new Mother and Baby Wing of the Emperor Pierre Naval Hospital which was dedicated to his grandmother, Empress Marie Isabelle.

Crown Prince Louis was seen discussing the upgrades to the Maternity ward with Dr. Aisha Miller, who is a Captain in the Imperial Navy, and a civilian nurse who is assigned to the maternity ward.

The Crown Prince was seen discussing the improvements with a pair of new parents before going in and holding one of the babies in the ward.

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Secrets and Wine

Gina's Wine Bar, Windenberg, Lunaria

Alexandrine:...yeah so that was my holiday. I dunno what's gonna happen with Jack...but other than that it was great. Spent Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. How was Scotland? Maria Aisha: Oh it was nice, Aunt MC was great. Hortense really outdid herself with the decorating. Which led to some mistletoe shenanigans which was fascinating. Alexandrine: Maria Aisha, what did you do? Maggie mentioned-

Maria Aisha: I didn't do anything! She walked right into that all on her own. Alexandrine: You. Are. Ridiculous. Maria Aisha: Look. All I know, is that Maggie and Louis were fine that night. Next morning, Maggie couldn't even look at Lou.

Alexandrine: You think something happened? Maria Aisha: I mean...it looks like it but I can't be for sure...she looks happy with Magnus so Louis either needs to get his act together or step his game up.

Alexandrine: Well I'm surprised that Magnus didn't pop the question over the holidays. Maria Aisha: Wait what? Alexandrine: Yeah...he asked Mum and Dad about 2 months ago! Maria Aisha: oh my Watcher.

Alexandrine: And thing is, I know Maggie would say yes if he asked... Maria Aisha: So what's up with him I wonder?

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