office-bard

[office-bard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzQ8XmuP4c

It's time for an office party.

Yaaaay!!!

Yeaaahhhh!!!!!

Oh brother...

[office-bard]

*I put a box of free doughnuts in the break room*

Ooh!

(Witch grabs them.)

I'm gonna check these donuts for anything that might hurt us.

Oookay!

[office-bard]

Hero's been saying "Chicken jockey!" all day...

It's not just that. She keeps bellowing out "Crafting table!" and "Flint and steel!" and it's driving me NUTS!!

[office-bard]

A

(Points a fan at pc)

Ooookay!

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(put ice pack on pc)

(Bard picks up the ice pack.)

Don't! The water could get on the keyboard!

[office-bard]

sooooo what happens if the computer overheats? like what happens to the game world

I really don't wanna know...

I-I'm sorry, you two! We'll be back!

(Bard shuts down the computer.)

(...)

(...)

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𝙸𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛.

(Bard turns off the computer.)

[office-bard]

hey, before anything goes wrong, like the computer overheating. sorry for coding in so much stuff because i don't know if it can handle all of this

Oh dear...

[office-bard]

(codes in a BUNCH of snow)

Have A Snowball War

Thank you, mysterious coder!

(Kiwi throws a snowball at Miriam.)

WH- HEY!!!

(Miriam throws a snowball at Kiwi.)

Hahah!

(They proceed to have a snowball battle.)

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can i offer you an egg?

(codes in a hard-boiled egg)

Ooh!

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(codes in a tree house with swings)

go hab fun

Yay!!!

(Kiwi runs to the swings and starts swinging!)

[office-bard]

twas a joke barb

but if you're worried, im guessing the stairs dont have railings with them

Nonono, the stairs have railings! If they didn't, that would be an OSHA violation!

[office-bard]

lol no idea

i am going to fall down the stairs now

Please don't!

[office-bard]

(Screenshot of Kiwi being a cutie)

this is mine now

What?????

It's theirs now.

How did you do that with such an old computer????????

[office-bard]

…How would you feel if there were multiple versions of yourself

In like.. different universes, I mean

Example, let’s say a Miriam trapped in a timeloop? Or one where Kiwi’s a villain? Maybe one where Audrey’s a bard instead of kiwi?

How would ya feel about that?

...Oh! I never thought of that!

If Kiwi was a villain, they would be the most ineffectual one ever.

I don't want to be a villain anyway!

[office-bard]

(Codes in a low resolution cream cheese bagel into the game)

bagel

Mmm!

(Kiwi eats the bagel.)

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question for everyone

if dragons were real, would you be prepared to meet one? dw they are non aggressive in this situation

Oh! Yeah! I would love to be friends with a dragon!

Me too!

Y'know what? Sure.

Eh, maybe.

[office-bard]

hmmm

(codes in a low resolution bird plush)

birb

Yay!!!