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// I do still tend to RP on Discord, but I’m going to try Tumblr again.

And probably fail again. But I’ll try!

Also, if anyone would like my Discord feel free to ask.

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// This doesn’t apply to ONI since it’s mostly an ask thing.

// Believe it or not, I do in fact RP. But it’s become a Discord thing. So, if anybody would like, please feel free to reach out for my Discord!

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who in ONI makes the best egg fried rice?

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Commander Sullivan I have a proposal!

- Operative Hazard

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// Mun here, I do still exist. This year has just not been one for motivation. But, I love all my blogs. Especially ONI. I’d love to start interacting again.

With all 184 of you because WHAT THE HELL where did you all come from?

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This Waypoint post has been flagged by Office of Naval Intelligence Section III.

The author has been declared criminally insane.

Data scrubbers activating…

The Office of Naval Intelligence doesn’t want you to know this, but if you pick up a Spartan and shake him, it will make the same noise as an empty can of spray paint.

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// Hey guys, so, small announcement.

I’m back. I know I say this a lot and then vanish for months.

But, I think this time it’s for good.

I love rping, I love this community. I always found myself trying to match every post length because I wanted to be that good for my amazing partners.

Sometimes I can fill three phone screens with ease, other times I can barely fill one.

I’m just gonna go with the flow from now on.

So, I hope this doesn’t put anyone off. But, I’d like to think this will make me more consistent.

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Suggest one or more Muse(s) you'd think I'd write well!

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Reblog this post to let mutuals know you’re a-okay with them spamming you with ic asks / memes at any time!! Spontaneous interactions are great, fam

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// Ok, out of character moment.

You know I run ONI. But what you probably don’t know is my lesser known blogs that I highkey really want interaction on because I want to get back into tumblr. I’m trying so hard. So, feel free to check out:

@am-i-right-marines

@in-command-of-the-unsc

@the-honorable-spartan

@28-years-past

@alpha-nine-five

@noble-leader

@no-higher-authority-aboard

@wasted-or-spent

@get-tactical-marines

@the-conceptual-guardians

@oni-fly-team

@dad-of-the-joc

@unsc-navy

@unsc-army

@unsc-marine-corps

@unsc-air-force

@new-mombasa-police

A few of those aren’t actually Halo, so I hope you like those. I do Star Wars as well, but I haven’t touched those in ages.

So… that’s that. I hope you guys like my other locales.

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Reblog if your inbox is ALWAYS open for random asks, even if you haven’t reblogged any meme

Hell yes my inbox is always open.

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Please explain this image.

This ask has been flagged by the Office of Naval Intelligence Section III.

The author has been declared criminally insane.

Data Scrubbers activating…

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Do AI have to wear dress uniforms? I mean Roland doesnt, buts its probably physically impossible to get him into a dress uniform. I bet paragnosky would make her AI do it.

-Spartan Taggart of UNSC Infinity

There’s no specific regulation for it, and most A.I. wouldn’t anyway. Not even Section III wants to deal with the mess that would entail.

- Lieutenant Jacob Warner

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ONI-chan, can I have a nickle to go to the movies?

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I’m going to go glass myself.

- Captain Annabelle Richards

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Does on I have a favorite warship?

Office of Naval Intelligence A.I. have come to the consensus that the Sahara-Class Heavy Prowler is one of the more admired ships among our fellow operatives.

- UNSC A.I. CBS-2366-6 “Cerberus”

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old and dead memes have bad records

So do 21st century computers. Yet they’re rarely questioned when someone vanished.

- Black Box

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what Ship does ONI support the most amongst its troops? Lasky and Palmer, Chief and Linda or Fread and Veta?

The official position of the Office of Naval Intelligence is that fraternization is illegal pursuant to the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

The unofficial position is option D: All of the above.

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It’s amusing that we periodically get sudden bursts of activity and then go silent for months at a time.

- Commander Micheal Sullivan