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@office-of-naval-intelligence

@oni-official

THERE’S TWO OF THEM?????!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ater traffic dwindled on this Waypoint page I’m not surprised PRD made another.

UNSC AI VLN 2347-2 “Valerian”

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who in ONI makes the best egg fried rice?

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Commander Sullivan I have a proposal!

- Operative Hazard

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// Mun here, I do still exist. This year has just not been one for motivation. But, I love all my blogs. Especially ONI. I’d love to start interacting again.

With all 184 of you because WHAT THE HELL where did you all come from?

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This Waypoint post has been flagged by Office of Naval Intelligence Section III.

The author has been declared criminally insane.

Data scrubbers activating…

The Office of Naval Intelligence doesn’t want you to know this, but if you pick up a Spartan and shake him, it will make the same noise as an empty can of spray paint.

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Please explain this image.

This ask has been flagged by the Office of Naval Intelligence Section III.

The author has been declared criminally insane.

Data Scrubbers activating…

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Do AI have to wear dress uniforms? I mean Roland doesnt, buts its probably physically impossible to get him into a dress uniform. I bet paragnosky would make her AI do it.

-Spartan Taggart of UNSC Infinity

There’s no specific regulation for it, and most A.I. wouldn’t anyway. Not even Section III wants to deal with the mess that would entail.

- Lieutenant Jacob Warner

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ONI-chan, can I have a nickle to go to the movies?

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I’m going to go glass myself.

- Captain Annabelle Richards

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Does on I have a favorite warship?

Office of Naval Intelligence A.I. have come to the consensus that the Sahara-Class Heavy Prowler is one of the more admired ships among our fellow operatives.

- UNSC A.I. CBS-2366-6 “Cerberus”

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old and dead memes have bad records

So do 21st century computers. Yet they’re rarely questioned when someone vanished.

- Black Box

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what Ship does ONI support the most amongst its troops? Lasky and Palmer, Chief and Linda or Fread and Veta?

The official position of the Office of Naval Intelligence is that fraternization is illegal pursuant to the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

The unofficial position is option D: All of the above.

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It’s amusing that we periodically get sudden bursts of activity and then go silent for months at a time.

- Commander Micheal Sullivan

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Have you been sleepin all this time

No. We’ve been under Designation Black.

- Operative Hazard

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Parangosky plays league btw

- Public Relations Division

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How is ONI doing at this time? Holding up well?

The Office of Naval Intelligence’s official statement on the matter of present issues is that we are uninterested unless it pertains to the United Earth Government and United Nations Space Comma—

Is Commander Sullivan gone?

Good.

We’re all utterly exhausted, it’s bee—HEY HEY NO- LET ME GOICJFJFF—

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does master chief play league of legends or naw

COMING SOON TO A DATAPAD NEAR YOU—

No, you idiot.

No. The Master Chief does not play League of Legends.

- Commander Micheal Sullivan

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Does the ONI have a Database for anime? If so do you use it???

Wh.. why would a military intelligence agency have a database of civilian animated entertainment?

- Black Box

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An operative may have accidentally dropped and broke a forerunner artifact while on a mission... does this mean they took an arrow to the ONI?

Your claim is untrue. Forerunner artifacts are far too sturdy to break at a mere application of physical force.

- Black Box