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HOW IS IT INTENSE AND VANILLA AT THE SAME TIME?????????

Because mariokart is intense!!!! But they’re Vanilla Because they aren’t very Toxic Yaoi.

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did you really just say yas queen preach. we saw it

Listen!!! I just agree with my friend!

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STOP IT THEY’RE NOT READY YET

Yes they are, Because I said So.

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Alex and Tsu kiss during a heated match of mariokart!

very ooc, very intense, very vanilla.

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how do I join the koukikoukis

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YOURE A MEMBER!!!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! CONGRATS!!!!!!!!

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An all expenses paid buffet, at her service. Paid by Kouki, of all people. The twat. The twat who was twiddling his thumbs like an idiot now, apparently.

“Is- is it good?”

An enthusiastic nod.

“I’m available on Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays if you want to do this again!” She said cheerfully. Food is food, after all- no matter what sacrifices have to be made over it. Speaking of, the noodles in front of her are just divine. What do they even put in these things?

“Well- I mean- you would want to do this again? Hang out with someone as worthless and unremarkable as me again? I- really?”

“If there’s food, obviously.” She stated, casually, before shoving the largest forkful of noodles she could in her mouth.

“Yeah. Right. That’s the only reason why you’re here anyways.”

“Duh.” What else would it be? She didn’t know why Kouki still expected her to pull out rainbows and the power of friendship. He had other people for that for a reason. Not like he didn’t still expect to woo her with his patheticness.

He sat there in silence pushing around a chicken. By the time Mera had returned with her third plate he was still pushing around that goddamn chicken bit. What a waste.

“Maeko… we had a falling out again. I mean, I don’t know what I expected, when I’m such a worthless person, obviously he’s realise she deserves a better partner, one that can actually help him instead of digging her further and further into his own toxic grave-“ And he was still pushing around that cold goddamn chicken bit. The boy was going to actually starve. At a buffet. What the hell.

“It’s like I can never do anything righ-” Mera snatched the chicken bit and ate it. It was a travesty to leave it cold for so long anyways.

“Oh! I’m so sorry! You can have the entire plate if you want!” Oh what the hell. Wrong reaction Kouki. That was supposed to be a threat. ‘If you don’t eat right the fuck now I’ll steal all your food’.

“I guess I should shut up then! I mean, I know I’m making it all about me again and I don’t really deserve to be talking about myself when I clearly-” She shoved a chicken piece into his mouth.

“Eat.”

“But- But you were-”

“Eat.” The glare, A tried and tested method of getting people to do as she told them to.

And, as expected, Kouki took back his plate and started nibbling at it. Better than nothing, she supposed.

“You can keep talking.” She managed to croak out, amidst mountains upon mountains of still warm noodles. God this place had good noodles. Finely cooked to perfection with just the right amount of spices. Though she guessed any real human food would taste like a delicacy to her if she could shovel down grass without a complaint so easily.

“Well….” He had that weird glimmer in his eye again. The stupid one that screamed ‘you actually care?’

“You know Mera, I can just buy you the buffet and leave. You don’t have to listen to me all the time.” WRONG DIRECTION.

Wasn’t that what she wanted though? But then again having her best friend’s boyfriend completely melt down in front of someone else didn’t sound that great either. Mera was well aware that he was quite a lot to handle at times. Even Mae struggled sometimes- everybody did.

“Yeah but I can’t have you doing… all this at a member of the public can I?”

“You really don’t have to sacrifice yourself for me.”

“I’m not.”

“You are! You hate me! You only do this for Maeko! And you really shouldn’t have to, because nobody should have to deal with someone as worthless and selfish as me, and here I am again, messing it up, because that’s all I’m fucking capable of!”

“Oh my god Kouki I-”

“Would you still agree to meet with me if I broke up with Maeko?” Oh. Hard hitter. “And if I didn’t offer food?” Shit. Even harder hitter.

“Depends. How did you break up with him, hypothetically? And would it be forever?”

“Yeah. Forever. Because- because we need to. To heal. Because we need to, because we poison eachother, because we are the evil that spurns the other’s toxicity! And I know you hate me for it!”

“I won’t stop talking to you if you do something that benefits both you and Mae, you know?”

“Look. I’m leaving. I’m leaving because I know you hate me and I can’t keep hurting you and everyone else in my life, because this stupid speck of cosmic dust keeps fucking it up for others, and it needs to stop, so-” He shoots up, clumsily. Really takes the drama out of the moment. “I’m leaving.”

“Have you ever considered that I actually like talking to you?” Where the hell did that come from?

“You don’t have to lie to me, you know.”

“I’m not lying.”

“And you expect me to believe that?” Shit. Sure Mera was capable of lying and Kouki was unfortunately aware of this but she really didn’t expect that to come bite her in the ass.

“If I really hated talking to you I’d just accept the offer and let you fuck off and go cry into a tree or something.”

“No, you wouldn’t. Because Maeko would get scared for me again and you’d have to comfort her, and comfort me to comfort him, and you’re just doing this because you feel like you need to- for her!”

“Yeah. And I did the whole shounen pact thing for him too, huh?”

“Obviously! You didn’t even really care about it!”

“Why can’t you just accept that you are loved?” Oh my god shut up shut up shut up.

“You- you really- you.. love me?”

“All your friends do, you twat.”

“We’re… friends?”

“Sure.” All this emotional talk making her hungry. Maybe she would steal some rice from his plate.

“You’re.. a really good liar. Did you know that?” Fucking hell. How much more did he want to squeeze out of her? She wasn’t fucking dealing with this anymore.

“I’m not. Lying. What the hell do you need me to do to prove that? My name is Mera Chisato, I was born on April 15th, and I am friends with Sawakita Kouki.”

“You lie to everyone about everything being fine in your life when it’s not! You always sacrifice yourself for others and just stay silent about it! Why would I ever trust anything you have to say when I know you don’t care about yourself and how you get hurt?” This was a public place. He knew this right. People were staring.

“I’ve never lied about being poor.”

“You know, as well as I do, that that was not what I was talking about.” And then he had the nerve to actually storm out. The twiggy bastard. After quickly inhaling her plate of food (and his- because she was NOT letting that go to waste) she followed suit.

Luckily, Kouki was slower than a snail, so she was able to catch up to him, having a mental breakdown behind a tree. He looked like he was just staring at something, but Mera could see through it- see through him. She always could, unlike Alex, unlike Masaki, unlike stupid fucking Naegi- because she was the one who knew him. She was the one who understood, who could always comfort and aid him and tell him what he needed to hear, and yet somehow it was never enough, somehow she always lost.

“God why do you have to be so selfless-” Kouki starts, but Chisato can’t take it anymore. She pulls him closer, and their lips meet. It feels so wrong, yet it feels so right. She lets herself sink into it, sink into how good it feels, how it feels like it could last forever, and the pull away is slow, gentle, and wanting for more. Or she’s delusional, and Kouki hates her.

Mae’s gonna hate her. She kissed he best friend’s boyfriend. What the hell is she doing. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER? She’s going to panic, he’s going to leave, she’s ruined everything and he’s just staring at her blushing and he looks so cute like that and why does he have to look so cute like that-

“Oh wow…” he says, breathless.

She’s going to die there.

-🚬 anon.

P.S. Listen, it's not yaoi but it's still beautiful. Really REALLY wanted to jump on that real world shipping thing we have going on, and Sawakita and Mera are just so INTERESTING!! SQUEEE!!!!

Let the heteros be toxic and messed up and pent up and evil too PLEASE !!!!

This is disturbing

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Oh wow! Kouki Sawakita! My lord!

Well err. It just seems like she’s tired of your “cute moments” being interrupted by your complex view of all sorts of things! She just doesn’t get you, she doesn’t understand your mind, she just doesn’t understand you!

You’d be better off with someone who understands you and enables your beautifully correct thoughts!

Honestly i think Maeko’s getting tired of Him, He really should find someone who loves Him truly unconditionally!

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Honestly i think Maeko’s getting tired of Him, He really should find someone who loves Him truly unconditionally!

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It's okay koukikouki chairman- I can read yuri with you!!! <3 ill bring a bunch of good ones, too- i need to keep them a surprise, but I know you'll like them! They'll be on your desk tomorrow to start reading~!

(I'll be sure to try and find happier ones for you!! After the past few months you've had, you should probably get a break lol- at least before any other chairmen find out about this!! ^^)

- Yuri Anon ♡

Wait- Am I making more friends now? This is.. Thank you so much uhm Yuri Anon! I’ll be sure to read whatever you give me!

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what has Yayoi done to me.

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“Yayoi opened her front door, expecting to be met with the darkness of midnight, but instead she a tall towering girl with a waterfall of midnight hair looks down at her.

Maybe this was better than regular midnight. Maybe this is the midnight she was hoping to see.”

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Why did you pick tsu specifically to ship with sawakita again? That seems like an awful idea. Tsu has darts. He's weaponized

Because it’s toxic. Yayoi likes that stuff, right? She likes “Toxic Yaoi”.

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What about the one with the girls?

Why did you pick tsu specifically to ship with sawakita again? That seems like an awful idea. Tsu has darts. He's weaponized

Because it’s toxic. Yayoi likes that stuff, right? She likes “Toxic Yaoi”.

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Why did you pick tsu specifically to ship with sawakita again? That seems like an awful idea. Tsu has darts. He's weaponized

Because it’s toxic. Yayoi likes that stuff, right? She likes “Toxic Yaoi”.

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((ENJOY SOME OBJECTIVE PEAK!

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Masaki and Kouki were eating a comedically oversized cookie in Kenji’s guest room, forty five pairs of doll eyes staring down at them. Or, only one pair of doll eyes, because only one doll was actually haunted. Or two. We’re not really sure. 

“Why is this oatmeal raisin?” Kouki whimpered, taking a bite of the cookie. “I thought it was chocolate chip.” 

“I’m madly in love with you,” Masaki said. 

“No homo?” 

“Yes homo,” Masaki growled, mentally crocheting a doll. “Be my baby grill.” 

“B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but-“ Kouki cried, looking like a pathetic, wet, twink next to his dominant alpha. “But what about your boyfriend?” 

“I was only dating him for his ambiguous vintage plate collection,” Masaki snarled. “But you’re better than twenty two ambiguous vintage plates- no, twenty three.” 

Kouki couldn’t believe Masaki was saying that. He had always admired the dominant attic man, but he never thought he’d want him to be his baby grill! Kouki could hear his heart fluttering out of his chest like something that flutters. 

“But what about-“ 

“Shh,” Masaki purred, putting a rough and scarred finger to Kouki’s delicate lips. “Maeko isn’t relevant to the plot.” 

Cookie crumbs scattered between them, like a trail to each other- what they could not reach, but was so, so tempting. Sunlight flickered through the window, illuminating Kouki’s eyes with something he never thought he had in him- something so pure, so selfish, so desperate to close off the trail of cookie crumbs, what little space was in between them. 

But suddenly and slowly, Masaki pulled away. 

“If you’re going to be my pookie bear,” Masaki said, shaded by the darkness of night coming through the window. “There’s something you need to know.” 

“Nothing you say could make me stop wanting to be your boo boo bunny,” Kouki whined. 

“You won’t understand. Nobody understands. Nobody understands the darkness inside me. Nobody will ever understand. I heard once that they should donate my heart to NASA so they can see what a black hole looks like up close, and I related to that quote. You see the hail outside? It’s always hailing in my soul. Humanity can only witness a fraction of the darkness inside me and come out alive.” 

Sawakita picked up the rose that was totally on the bed the entire time, but not mentioned before. “No matter how much darkness is inside you, you will always be my dominant alpha.” 

“Pinky promise, uwu?” Masaki snarled. 

“Pinky promise.” 

“I… killed a bug once, when I was a kid,” Masaki sobbed. How would Kouki accept him after this horrific revelation? “Also, I’m secretly a dragon.” 

“You’re… what?” Kouki moaned. “How do you fit into this house? Also, why would such a strong, buff, powerful dragon like you fall in love with a weak, submissive loser like me?” 

“Ambiguous shapeshifting powers,” Masaki said, “and a dominant alpha needs his baby grill.” 

Before Masaki could say anything else, his evil twin walked in the door.

“Masaki,” he snarled. 

“Masaki’s evil twin,” Masaki snarled back, pulling Kouki into his muscular, sweaty chest. 

“Ha. You really think you could steal away my Snookums from me?” 

“No, not really,” Masaki said, dejected, as it began to snow, and Kouki blinked up at him with his soggy twink eyes. “I’m not going to deal with this. I’m going back to Makoto. Nobody else wanted him. I’m not quite sure why. Maybe it was the incest, or his terrible sense of style.” 

It began to rain, making everyone wet despite the fact that they were inside. As Masaki pulled away, mumbling something about the darkness and destruction inside him, tears began to slip from Kouki’s technicolor orbs. 

“Masaki!” Kouki cried, running after him as he went towards the entrance to the airport they were now at for dramatic effect. “I thought I was your baby grill!” 

“You still want to be my Honey Bear? You’d choose me over my evil twin and an ambiguous third option?” 

“I’d choose you over a thousand and twelve umbrellas,” Kouki whimpered, taking a hesitant step towards Masaki’s big, buff, muscular figure.  “You’re already my heart’s umbrella.” 

Masaki’s evil twin dissolved. 

“K-k-k-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-k-k-o-u-k-kouki,” Masaki gasped, as Sawakita bounded towards him, his own level 1000 gyatt left behind him as his slender, twinkish body fell into Masaki’s own. 

Two days later, Kouki was hit by an ambiguous truck, died, and was reincarnated into a fantasy world. 

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hey do you have post submissions on? if not, could you turn them on? i am writing peak and the world must see it

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((oh hell yes.))

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NO NO NO NO PUT THE 16 TON WEIGHT AWAY IM SO SORRY PLEASE

KOUKENAI FIC PART 2

Not that it was any fun to write that but.. will you join the Koukikoukis? Or maybe just.. come by the club room? To hang out- Fine!

Maybe like.. Alex walked in on them so close and immediately frozen in shock. His best friend, and his boyfriend? He always thought Tsu hated Sawakita, why was this happening now? What did he do to deserve this horrible sight being burned into his eyes!?

“T-Tsu?” Alex let out a soft whimper of his boyfriends name

Hearing his boyfriend’s broken and quiet voice, Tsu jumped off Kouki in an instant and began slowly proceeding toward Alex.

Tsu spoke with a commanding yet desperate voice “he- Alex, he got in my way and i had to handle him- you understand where im coming from, don’t you?”

He didn’t want to lose his sweet and fragile lover to a misunderstanding… Maybe he never should’ve got upset with kouki. Maybe he should’ve just let them be. Maybe he shouldn’t have been so jealous. Maybe he should’ve given Sawakita a change-

Tsu raised his arm to grab Alex’s shoulder, but with a quick swat Tsu realized just how upset Alex was

Tears streamed down the gentle boy’s beautiful face, unable to form a coherent thought “i thought you- i-i know you- why are you doing this..?”

Tsu’s heart stopped. He thinks he ‘knows him’?

“nobody knows me, nobody understands me. you’re just like the rest of them, aren’t you? god..how did i ever convince myself i liked you.” he huffed out his hurtful words with a chuckle

Alex sobs grew louder and worse the moment he heard that come out of his boyfriend’s mouth, he dropped to the floor in despair and crawled away like a pathetic dog, never to be seen again.

But Tsu couldn’t care less. Someone so childish and sensitive wouldn’t ever work for what Tsu needed.

“are you oka-“ Tsu stops himself. The only other person here is Sawakita. Why would he care if he’s okay? He doesn’t.

“..why would you say that to him? are you- you’re out of your mind, Oukenai.” Kouki, who has now slumped to the floor, looks up at Tsu with disbelief and anger.

How could he just toss Alex away like that? How could he have zero respect for him? There has to be-

“you did this.” Tsu slowly walks over to Kouki, speaking in a low growl “if you didn’t come to my house, if you didn’t start hanging around my friends- MY ALEX.. this wouldn’t have fucking happen. you always blame yourself for the shit that happens, and that’s always something we can agree on. you’re the cause of every single fuck up that’s ever happened. except for that time your parents didn’t use a condom, that just resulted in you, the ultimate fuck up. you constantly take shit for granted, i get you want to die bu-“

“i don’t want to die.”

Tsu goes silent, looking down at the pathetic man slumped against his wall. From this angle, He looks kind of cute.

“i didn’t realize..” Kouki speaks in a concerned but kind voice, his feelings from earlier still bubbling inside him “i never meant to take anyone away from you. i’ve ruined everything i’ve had with any of them anyways. so maybe it would’ve been better if i was never born but- that doesn’t mean i want to die. i don’t want to give up, i don’t want to pick the easiest path. i want something complicated and hard, i want-“

Their eyes meet each other, a quiet blush creeping over both of their faces, heartbeats anything but steady, thousands of thoughts flash through their minds before Tsu steps closer, then speaks.

“maybe you can have the things you want, but you have to be a good boy and work for them.” Tsu reached down and flicked His ahoge, then started to pet his hair.

Why was he being like this? why couldn’t he control his heart? His mind? Anything!? Normally, hearing Sawakita rant about all this deep stuff would give him a headache and a stomachache. But instead, Kouki Sawakita is making his stomach full of butterflies and his mind dizzy with love.

Or i don’t know something like that i guess.. it’s dumb. I don’t get why you guys like this stuff,