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Five asexuals are playing cards.
One starts to explain the rules:
I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.
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got a phonecall from my dad and he said "hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something" in a very serious tone so i went outside and

Bnnuy
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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every time @satan-offical reblogs my posts I feel like a celebrity like Satan loves me this is great
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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Do you think Jesus came on the cross just a little bit
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Reblog if your art project has not, does not, and never will make use of generative ai at any point in your creative process.
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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you guys will reblog anything istg
this is an image with exactly 1x1 pixels. come on, reblog it. i fucking dare you.
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Falling asleep to pass time is one of the funniest video game mechanics ever “bro this is so boring wake me up when things get interesting”
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