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“average loaf of bread is depressed” factoid actualy just statistical error. average loaf of bread has 0 emotions. Bernd das Brot, who lives in Germany & lives a hellish existence as a children’s mascot who swears on tv, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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German children’s tv show mascot Bernd das Brot would do numbers if he had a tumblr account:

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The Hero of German childrens TV is Bernd the bread. He is a depressed rectangular loaf of bread with very short arms. He likes watching trains and his wall and is generally like a grownup, I love him

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Dinge passieren auf Twitter

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he gets one (1) curse word, as a treat

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Today I found out I'm older than Bernd???

(I love the picture on his Wikipedia page, I think it captures his ongoing existential crisis very well)

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Wie geht es dir im 'Wellness Urlaub' ? (Link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C916VpyoCb_/?igsh=eW1nemoybTJ2amhw )

war dringend nötig... aber jetzt wird das volle wellness programm durchgezogen.

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Bernd hasst die AfD, nur dass das klar ist

Eines Tages will ich auf ne Demo und n Schild hochhalten wo nur n Bild von Bernd das Brot drauf ist. Kein Text oder so. Einfach nur Bernd das Brot <3

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plottwist: Bernds big naturals sind Luftballons, die er aus Spaß spontan platzen lässt, deshalb das Messer. Allzeit bereit.

Wie kannst du es wagen zu behaupten, dass Bernds broobs fake sind

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