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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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Surely not!!!!

I mean, I know that this is literally a country gimmick, but I feel like I might need more dopamine in my life. On the other hand, the downside is that this taking me a lot of time and I should technically be studying. To counter that again, I can't function anyway and this gimmick blog has honestly made me so happy.

By the way, if I were to create a gimmick blog it would be of a supermarket called Bennet, which exists in north Italy and is rather similar to @waitrose-official or @walmart-the-official.

[official-waitrose]

We are always happy to welcome competition :))

I mean, I know that this is literally a country gimmick, but I feel like I might need more dopamine in my life. On the other hand, the downside is that this taking me a lot of time and I should technically be studying. To counter that again, I can't function anyway and this gimmick blog has honestly made me so happy.

By the way, if I were to create a gimmick blog it would be of a supermarket called Bennet, which exists in north Italy and is rather similar to @waitrose-official or @walmart-the-official.

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Honoured customers will be pleased to discover a brand new array of empirialism-branded products in many of our stores. We most highly recommend the wide selection of teas we have acquired from our inferior counterparts.

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Waitrose employees have made significant progress into @tesco-supermarket-official territory today, dispatching several rival employees and vehicles.

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Customers should be aware that Waitrose has declared a special military operation to reclaim several territories currently occupied by @tesco-supermarket-official.

For your safety, we ask that you keep your shopping to areas already under our protection.

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We should have another war

Going to Tesco anyone want anything?

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Your local waitrose is now open until 5 am! But watch out !

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It's a yes on hidden pipe bombs under your car, courtesy of our marketing team.

Round 1: Waitresco (tesco x waitrose) vs Den (Ben x dagger)

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Would you like to be put down by our highly trained agents instead?

Round 1: Waitresco (tesco x waitrose) vs Den (Ben x dagger)

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For once, @tesco-supermarket-official is correct. Waitrose does not deal with commoners in any capacity, except to hunt them for sport.

Round 1: Waitresco (tesco x waitrose) vs Den (Ben x dagger)

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master has given dobby away

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hey guys dont tell anyone else but i just put a litre of glue in some of the milk cartons lol

-steve

[official-waitrose]

Waitrose supports Pride and Prejudice equally.

Hi everyone! quick PSA: our employees are not usually for sale!

their families grow worried

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Waitrose is proud to provide our customers with the most complete experience of any supermarket. If you would like to purchase anything in our stores, simply ask an employee; they will be happy to assist you in getting anything you might require.

Hi everyone! quick PSA: our employees are not usually for sale!

their families grow worried