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A/c

Boss called in for the A/c to be fixed

Coworker ordered us Zaxby's. Yes it's going to be a productive day.

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If this was the official advanced auto parts uniform I'd work here full-time and have impeccable customer service. unfortunately hot topic has already claimed this.

the birthday massacre✧˖°.

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I'm not the tire guy

Just because I work here doesn't mean I know what the other side of the handheld tire pressure stick gauge does.

Apparently it lets out the air, I'm not the tire guy.

I've also never overfilled my tires.

But I'm not the tire guy. Oh,

and one more thing, before you leave after spitting in my eye.

"But you work here" You say, questioning my credibility.

there's nothing more incredulous than someone uttering the words.

But I have a question for YOU.

Why are you the only person,

in my five months of commitment to this place,

To walk in and say

"I overfilled my tires, could ya'll let it out for me?"

Unfortunately, I can't say I played you. You played yourself.

there was no way I was going out there in this numbing cold to do something simple,

as simple as it should've been to not fuck up like you did. it was as simple as it was for me to have you go do it yourself and return the gauge in the same sentence,

"I'm not the tire guy, Just take it."

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This Advanced auto parts and batteries supports Free Palestine whether the others know it or not. (The others are extremely Christian or catholic.)

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This is why I'll only be getting obscure tattoos that could have 3-5 different meanings and cultural sub-contexts.

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We at advanced auto parts love classic memes as much as we love classic cars

this made me sad for some reason

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I know someone who would love this.

Tom Uttech.

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We at advanced auto parts and batteries love hot tea(I'm the only one that likes hot tea).

2022

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The tragedy of me being born with the soul of an artist while having zero fucking talent.

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A Gay dude isn't mid until he gets a mid legend of Zelda tattoo...

It's near unsalvageable

damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore

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~Comforts~ This piece was inspired by an Iranian-American friend in the light of the protests in Iran. While the protesting in general is important to follow, it is also important to remember the intimately human aspects of a culture that are rarely captured by the news at large. I asked her what fond memories she had of her country that stood out in her mind. She said: Persian rugs, saffron, and drinking tea out of tiny glasses <3 Woman, Life, Freedom!

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Lesson of the day

Even if your car has a Pressure relief valve on the radiator. it might not be the best idea to open it, reports say...

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A collection of photos from a natural history museum

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Imagine having a dirty ass house and you start keeping it clean all the sudden. The cockroaches must be mad confused😭😭😭