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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

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remember. you can put salt in instant coffee to make it taste different

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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I don’t really know what this means I just really like tuna crabs

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i feel strongly about this

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Paranoia Agent (2004)

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being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

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you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

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some little ceramic dishes and a vase from this month! (all sold!) 🍃

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ive been trying really hard to be friends with the scarecrow because i think we have a lot in common but he wont respond to my grindr messages

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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joan enjoying the sun

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

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