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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

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hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

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If you had to brutally narrow it down to just one, who’s your favourite of your original characters?

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I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so

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does king the pathetic know any cool tricks ?

Uhhh he knows whatever this is

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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First lemon from my lemon tree! (penny for scale)

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friday 13 you know what that means

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it might be interesting to make a poll asking which browser people prefer

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i've always felt like whatever sabrina carpenter has going on is deeply heterosexual business that does not concern me