officialivorobotnik

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Are you aware of Stone's IQ? he's clearly pretty smart. almost... as smart as you..?

What if I just throw you in the Pacific Ocean, or force you on a plane that goes over the Bermuda Triangle and miraculously make it so it’s the same plane that ‘mysteriously’ disappears like the others…or! you could never speak a word again and maybe it would cause world peace for everyone finally!

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it's pride month!!!!! we know what you are.

P = powerful, R = remarkable, I = irresistible, D = dazzling, E = Extraordinary.

Sorry, not sorry! don’t know the meaning to pride month other than the letters in pride representing how marvellous I am.

(I do, of course I’m a genius..but what I said is better.)

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are you fruity

as in do I like fruit? is that even a question you imbecile?! OF COURSE IM NOT THAT UNHEALTHY. People on this foolish app make me want to throw my mobile device off a cliff.

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do you really think you're smarter than Albert Einst- oh wait he's dead and you said "the smartest man ALIVE"

nevermind man i guess u take the medal for smartest man alive

BZZZTTTT WRROONNGGG!! Albert Einstein only had 160 IQ, and I have 300 IQ. So look who is ACTUALLY smarter than the OVERRATED SCIENTIST. ME. before talking to me, go back to KINDERGARTEN.

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bro are you good bro you haven't posted in two weeks bro you good

Maybe I’m just EMPLOYED unlike YOU.

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Ok, doctor, I’m going to give you a new gen dictionary

Sigma - means something’s good

Alpha - something’s on top, it’s the best

Beta - something’s below something

Skibbidi - also means something’s good

what the sigma/skibbidi - something’s confusing or really weird

Rizz - charisma, the ability to flirt

Rizzler - someone with a lot of charisma, good at flirting

Hmm..interesting. I’ll be using those words more..

I, Robotnik, am the most sigma and rizzed alpha man alive, and everyone else is nothing but a beta skibbidi fool.

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why do i keep getting CYBER TROLLED. I’m trying to run my EMPIRE HERE. stop anonymously sending newGEN words that I can’t COMPREHEND.

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These are VERY inappropriate jokes. all of you sicken me.

I do not appreciate these jokes. I am not laughing.

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So… you and Stone? How’s that going?

I don’t know what you mean by that, what a stupid question.

(I keep feeling very nauseated around him. I don’t know WHY. And my heart goes at unhealthy rates, I can normally figure out EVERYTHING but this I CANT, and it’s PISSING ME OFF. maybe he’s trying to poison me without me realising, he’s trying to poison me, that’s it.)

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just witnessed @officialabenstone tumble down a hill after tripping on a rock, I’d have to say it was quite comical… What a LLLLLOOOOSSSEEERRRR.

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hello my fellow followers. I am glad to say I am back..I had about 54 near death experiences whilst I was gone, but I am alive.

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Earth is my turf, G. And if you don't know how to floss like a boss then you're in TROUBLE

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why do I keep seeing this thing called skibidi toilet, EVERYWHERE. I knew I should have stayed off the internet and forgot about blending in with the youngsters.

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BZZT! WRONG! news flash agent STONE, the smartest man in the world aka ME does NOT NEED SLEEP. ALSO!! may I ADD I am NEVER wrong! I know that sneaky hedgehog is up to SOMETHING!! after that blue PEST showed up I cannot trust ANY HEDGEHOG.

Doctor is still convinced every random hedgehog he sees either has powers or is a spy sent from sonic to plot on him, I’m not too sure if that’s the case though..I don’t think he’s getting enough sleep at night.

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Alright, followers, I need your opinion. HYPOTHETICALLY speaking, let's say a certain brilliant scientist (definitely not me) happens to be experiencing... feelings. How would one determine if these feelings are friendly…or if they're actually a prelude to...affection..? Asking for a friend, of course.

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I finally found out what say gex means. I wish I had never asked, I don’t like this app.

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So

Stone makes lattes = good coffee

??

yes, Absofuckinglutely.