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WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Happy Brithday Michell!

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what the actual fuck is wrong with you

why doesnt the rest of the boat just gang together to eat larry

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This fucking sucks.

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How the FUCK did you fucking get those, we're in the middle of the fucking ocean.

adrain has some new dogs (⁠─⁠.⁠─⁠|⁠|⁠）

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everyone is insane its a normal question i think

How the fuck is asking what my family's fucking deal is a normal fucking question. They're my fucking family, what the fuck do you fucking want.

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whats the deal with your entire family

What's your fucking problem.

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Are you fucking kidding me.

this stupid ass boat trip is taking fucking foreveerrrr

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What the fuck were you two fucking doing I could fucking hear that shit even over my fucking goddamn headphones.

ITS NOT SHITTY ITS MY FUCKING HOUSE

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FUC YKOU FUCJK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKYOU

mitch sucks shit at golf lol

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Shut the fuck up and fucking putt, fucker.

what iof there was cock on the golf field

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but adrien doesn't think so. also you aren't five guys burgers and fries yet

Shut the FUCK up. Adrian is fucking wrong.

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mitch you gotta marry 2 more men so it cancels out being gay. you can be. five guys burgers and fries

It already fucking cancels the fuck out? Double fucking negatives?

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I don't fucking see what that fucking has to do with anything.

btw while mitch and adrian are beefing for no reason. the funniest part of adrian and cement are cuddling on the couch on the next room over lol ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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It's not no FUCKING reason. He fucking called me fucking gay.

btw while mitch and adrian are beefing for no reason. the funniest part of adrian and cement are cuddling on the couch on the next room over lol ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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but what if it was a german shepherd mech

Fuck yeah I'd be an awesome fucking german shepherd mech.

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mitch!! mitch mitch mitch mitch. what if you met a mecha and then found out that mech is actually future you who went back in time to stop the apocalypse. would that be fucked up or what

I would never be a fucking mech, I'm a fucking german shephard, fucker.

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Fuck off. Go fucking yawn somewhere else.