officialqueenaelinashryver

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

hello everyone

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

non-lysaelin stans: bUt aEliN’S nOt aTtRraCTeD tO wOmEN

no fam, sjm is just too afraid of diversity 🙄

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

thanks for being my wife ily

thanks for being my wife too ilysm 

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

okay seriously, who runs this? did we ever find out and I just forgot??

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

Ok whatever the frick happened to halloweek?

wait you guys wanted that shit, nobody was interested so i just dropped it lol. anyways 

HALLOWEEK DAY 1 

Send this ask game to your fellow parody accounts(and anti sjm accounts too!)

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

Spooky Halloween Asks!

Boogeyman: what’s your weirdest/most irrational fear?

Candy Corn: what’s the best Halloween candy? the worst?

Crow: do you believe in omens? which ones?

Exorcist: do you believe in demons?

Ghost: have you ever encountered a spirit or haunted place?

Haunted: do you like haunted houses (or corn mazes, hayrides, etc.)?  if so, what’s the scariest one you’ve participated in?

Mothman: do you know of any local urban legends, or is there an urban legend that really freaks you out?

Mystery: what’s the strangest unsolved mystery that you’ve heard of?

Scream: favourite horror film?

Spell: do you believe in magic, or any sort of otherworldly powers? 

Trick or Treat: do you have any plans for Halloween this year?

UFO: do you believe in aliens, and do you think they visit Earth?

Werewolf: what cryptid or monster do you think could actually exist?

Witches: are you going to dress up this year? if yes, as what? 

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

Ok whatever the frick happened to halloweek?

wait you guys wanted that shit, nobody was interested so i just dropped it lol. anyways 

HALLOWEEK DAY 1 

Send this ask game to your fellow parody accounts(and anti sjm accounts too!)

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

Mod Post

LMAO if you took any of this bs seriously or care about your “rep” in front of other characters lol dont interact with me.

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

ig you can just take it to dms if you dont want anyone to jump into it... like huh also if you are going to be rping abt somethings ask the other person first, like the tamlin mod got interaction from your side in a totally uncalled manner, thats why the bryce mod and i thought we could divert it and then you dragged it on like that

So, @officialtamlin … 

I hear you were Fae Boy’s first employer. I hear you are Fae Boy’s very good friend. 

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

LMAO what are you going to do next, fight for cishet men’s rights? BTW you were embarrassing yourself from the beginning of the conversation lol. LMAO this isnt even about Bryce its about you embarrassing yourself in the most piss poor way.  

So, @officialtamlin … 

I hear you were Fae Boy’s first employer. I hear you are Fae Boy’s very good friend. 

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

#athlarstopembarrasingyourselfchallenge

🙄 

So, @officialtamlin … 

I hear you were Fae Boy’s first employer. I hear you are Fae Boy’s very good friend. 

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

🙄

So, @officialtamlin … 

I hear you were Fae Boy’s first employer. I hear you are Fae Boy’s very good friend. 

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

can I make a parody account too?

Mod Post

sure go right ahead lol, unless its an aelin parody then,

DON’T 

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

I thought the enmity between myself and @officialhighlordrhys​ was obvious 

since you didn't answer the other ask, may I offer you another ship: FeyrexRowan

I technically did answer it (it's a no). If I speak from a stan's perspective, I really don't think Alien and Rice would get along because they have big egos and prefer to be the more dominant people in their relationships (I know it's kind of messed up with rowalien because of the fae male territorial nonsense, but my point generally holds). They would sooner go to war against each other than get along as a couple, although I suppose they would make good allies. I guess.

Feyrug x rowan is literally so bland though. Like they both have zero personalities and are introverts (I think so with feyrug? Idk) so they wouldn't even notice the other person. They both literally had to be approached by their overbearing 'mates' and constantly have their personal spaces violated for them to even acknowledge alien/rice so I don't think it would really even happen.I guess feyrug could potentially make the first move, but only if something really forced them together - idk what.

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

Mod Post

do you guys want halloweek to happen or do we just act like that never happened

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

So, seeing as I am now TOTALLY available...

@amrenofficial , @thatbitchnesta , and @elainarcheronofficial …

Would any of you fine ladies care to share a cup of coffee with yours truly? 😉

[officialqueenaelinashryver]

yes babe yes. all hail the king of terassen.

@officialbrycequinlan came out after my wife and I worked tirelessly to spread the gay agenda and now I’m going to go thank gay Jesus in gay heaven for this gay blessing