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sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:

the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth

the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck

the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger

a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist

sexy pirate

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I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

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anyone else on this webbed site get activated like a sleeper agent every time they said francium on game changer

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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

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putting this in the drafts: the opener was "so ive been thinking about gender" and they just smiled and nodded in a way that was so I Am Pretending I Have Not Been Expecting This

my therapists face today @ my opener this session was one for the books truly

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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Reblog with your favorite Animal Crossing villager in the tags, I want to know what people think. Mine is Daisy

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fabian towel slapping riz w the same force he applied to gorgug and he just goes flying

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Most Divorced Buffy Couple Tournament

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Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

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i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that

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a perfect screenshot. the golden moment. look at this is like a fucking draw the squad

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My favorite thing about Sweeney Todd is that Sweeney gets into the killing-and-baking people business because he’s a deeply broken man destroyed by an unjust and corrupt system that cost him his freedom and family and has been driven mad by revenge.

And Mrs Lovett does it because somthin wrong with her <3

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last day to get ur preorders in !!!!

hellooooo if anyone would like to preorder some cool stickers it is ur lucky day!!!

[mask stickers | pride calicos | otgw sheet | jatp sheet | full shop]

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Gorgug has gotten so bitchy this season I absolutely love it. Calling Bobby Dawn and Mary Ann freaks and then screaming at Porter like that's THEE miss bitch to you