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Even more??? YIPPEE I LOVE SPIDERS

980,000,000,000 spiders.

FUCKING HELL SPIDERS?? I HATE SPIDERS

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It appears that this website, seems to be anomalous in nature, and connects to other timelines across the multiverse, in this case I shall explain about my own timeline.

I am currently the admin of this blog, I reside in site - 74, which all it has is a teleporter, thankfully it's two way,and is mainly a storage and server room, unfortunately, I'm one of the only 15 people that work and reside in this site,it's also one of 3 off universe sites, which could be why this blog connects with every timeline.

In this timeline, anomalies are public knowledge and the scp foundation is similar to the FBI/CIA/GOI and many more, of course many anomalies are classified, and alot of information about them is classified,we do have foundation officers in almost every sheriffs office,and we are always hiring.

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SCP-ALL: A.N.O.M.A.L.I.E.S

Class: Apollyon.

An anomaly from a timeline decides to merge many anomalies together and found many of them in foundation custody so he went up and merged many anomalies together and eventually he merged entire sites together and in the end he merged all contained anomalies (so SCP-001, 2317-K and the likes were uneffected by this change). SCP-ALL is considered an anomaly that is nigh-uncontainable and is extremely powerful. It has unstable abilities as well as a part of it (SCP-682) getting out of the fusion. This beings birth has ended the creation of anomalies on earth somehow and there has be no new anomalies seen in earth or the solar system. Even aliens that the foundation works alongside aren’t finding new anomalies in the galaxy and SCP-343 said that there aren’t anymore anomalies that will be born in this reality. Mr.Free said that this entity is interesting to say the least.

SCP-ALL has bodied the GOC and left it dead.

An interesting timeline,hopefully that's not something we have to deal with.

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Ok, but what am I supposed to do with this pencil the teddy bear gave me?

Give it to your closest foundation officer

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980,000,000,000 spiders.

FUCKING HELL SPIDERS?? I HATE SPIDERS

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No?! What the absolute fuck is wrong with you?! She is my friend you motherfucker! - SCP-682.

All you anomalies are freaks and I'm not paid enough to remember your designations.

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help i slept with gears and now iceberg is really mad at me

- Dr. J. Bright

Not my issue, don't bring personal problems to me I don't tell you about my drinking problems don't tell me about your sluttiness

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Heya broski. Wanna know how to remove water marks from someone’s art to pass it off as your own? Well you first need to get a mirror and look into it before slapping yourself. Think of just how much of a disgusting person you are. - Parasite that is in SCP-682’s body for the moment (I can adapt to parasites!)

Oh it's one of you things,time to get you out and put you with the rest of the radical parasites

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Why is Dr.Bright on a date, with a chainsaw?!?!

Dr Bright loves chainsaws

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If the teddy bear hands you an object and then disappears, does that mean anything?

Uhh run?

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SHIT WHERE AM I

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Why is SCP-963-2 drunk? Also why does he have a cannon that shoots cannons that shoot cannons that shoot chainsaw canons?!?!

That's Dr Bright

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You sleep with a gun under your pillow? Weak! I sleep with a chainsaw canon under my pillow.

Bright I banned you from this account

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yoo its the fuckin uhh something something p foundation

Yeah sure.

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50000 wasps

GOD NO

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I apologise for what my brother is saying to you. - Inverted!SCP-682.

No that's perfectly fine :) we enjoy hearing what they have to say

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Scratch that. Your what everyone sees when they look at SCP-729-J and that’s why their so scared of it. Your face is so ugly that it could kill SCP-682 due to how ugly it is.

Okay that's really fucking rude