#scpblog

[officialscpfoundation]

Can I kiss the SCPs?

No you can not kiss the scps, and if you wish to do so we will report you to HR.

Well you can if they give consent.

Smooch Contain protect

[weyland-yutani-pr]

Hi everyone I am here to apologize for not posting! I adopted kittens

[officialscpfoundation]

OOC: To all my trans siblings,times are scary, especially with how much governments wish to oppress us,it seems as if the world doesn't want us,in the past minorities had to fight,so must we,it doesn't need to be physical,fight until you can no longer think,fight until your blood stops pumping. Fight and tell the world that you are here,that you exist,that you will not be silenced.

Secure, Contain,Protect.

[weyland-yutani-pr]

ᛩ𝖵𝖵ᛇᛝ̈⅄᛫ᛩᚻᚱᛇᚺ᛫ᛒᛁᛞᚺᚫ᛫Ꮧ𝖵ᛕ𐌝᛫ᛟᐳᚺᛕ,᛫ᛋ🝧᛫Ꮧᚢᚯ᛫ᚱᛟᛕᛏ᛫ᛁᛏ᛫ᛐ᛫⅄ᚺᚯᛩᛁᛕᚺᐳ᛫ᖆ̣᛫ᛋ𝖵ᛕᚺ᛫ᚢᐳ᛫ᛁ᛫𐌒ᚢᛚᚳ᛫ᛋ🝧᛫ᐳᛟᛩᛩᚺᛕ᛫ᛐᚺ᛫ᚺᛞᛇᚺᐳᐳ᛫ᚹᚥᛏ,᛫ᛋ🝧᛫𐌒ᚺᛕᚺ᛫ᚢ᛫ᛩ𝖵𝖵ᛇ᛫ᚢᛞ𐌒ᛁᚯ᛫ᚫᛁᚺ᛫𝖵ᛏᚺ

[mothervvoid]

i hope ihp knows im literally sitting here crying over their 8kcon entry btw

[officialscpfoundation]

This just in Alaska is an anomaly that must be contained, please do not leave Alaska, you will not be able to.

Secure, Contain, Alaska

rooooool

[savefrog]

I drew a bunch of scps from memory in class… Except the happy coffee cup. I dont think the coffee cup was an scp. If there’s a coffee cup scp ill accept it as that.

[scpguide]

"Scp 02 is to remain connected to a suitable power supply at all times, to keep it in what appears to be a recharging mode."

[ironmaidensdeath-blog]

"Scp 01-j is big,red,shiny strangely appealing button that just begs to be pushed"

[officialscpfoundation]

Due to confidential reasons, we were told that we need to inform the public that the foundation cannot legally break into your building even if you are harbouring anomalous objects

[officialscpfoundation]

Is it normal to find anti-tank rifles on the floor here? Because if so, it is terrible working environment.

It is not, unless you are in the armoury of site REDACTED

[officialscpfoundation]

Put Clef in a blender call that a Reality Blender

Don't, don't blend clef we tried, it wasn't a big enough blender.

Secure Contain Blend

[officialscpfoundation]

Happy pride month queers please give us your money and forget about our crimes and kidnappings

Secure Pride Contain

[officialscpfoundation]

so I think one of the scps got out because there is some plague doctor on my lawn screaming that 'he is the cure' while holding a high heel, he looks mentally unstable and a bit deranged.

HE'S OUT AGAIN? Don't worry we'll bring him back with french cheese and wine just stay inside and don't be British.

Secure Contain Protect

[officialscpfoundation]

Greetings, we have heard of the shooting, and unfortunately our sniper did miss, we shall try to use anomalous means next time to terminate this scp.

[officialscpfoundation]

The Anomalous therapy has gone very well, other than the coitus that 049 has

Anomalous therapy