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"but it's about HISTORY!" yeah let me just tell covid-19 it's not a historical event because it started a few years ago.

"what is vintage" is a question about age. "what is an antique" is a question about age. "what is history" is a question about significance 💅

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everybody shut up. he's in his slut era

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i fucking loovvee when ed is all angry and starts loading his gun to kill those rich snobs and stede (previously never shown any assertion or dominance to him before btw) just goes ‘stand. down. now.’ and edward “do you know who i am im fucking blackbeard nobody fucks with me” teach is immediately like

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LUCIUS SPRIGGS • Our Flag Means Death: S2 Trailer

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So is anyone else thinking about the fact that Stede is very clearly talking about he and Blackbeard being in a relationship in front of random strangers and in very public places? And how absolutely batshit wild that must be for other people to hear?

I mean they’ve gotta be like, you’re telling me that this frilly ponce managed to steal the Blackbeard’s heart? The scourge of the seven seas? The man who’s mere mention of his name has sailors shaking in their boots? That Blackbeard?

Stede is going to make the two of them the talk of the fucking town and I truly cannot wait to see it.

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currently pissing myself over the way that the blackbeard-themed emo makeovers are serving SO much cunt. with one notable exception.

^slaying absolute penis

^utterly swagless. cringefail first mate. did not understand the assignment. go girl give us nothing.

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they've put almost nothing of the romance in the trailers. like the good stuff, you know? the stuff we know we're getting but they can't spoil it too much. the kissing and the lovey dovey stuff 🥲 we have so much to live for

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edward “love of a pet makes a man weak” teach immediately falling in love with the softest bunny rabbit is the funniest bit of all time. fang’s gonna be so mad

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okay okay but can we talk about Izzy’s quote about how piracy is about “belonging to something” is overlayed over those clips of Wee John in drag and Jim and Olu being together like…. It’s literally about being queer. it’s so fucking queer. piracy as a parallel to queer community. it’s literally about finding your safe place where you can be yourself and meeting all these people who are just like you and BELONGING. Fucking belonging!!!!! that’s what the whole fucking show is about!!!! it’s about people who can’t fit in anywhere else but they fit with these people!!!!!!

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when 2022 me thought it would be fun to draw stede with a beard and a silly little curled up mustache and start calling him steard for the fun of it

AND NOW IT'S REAL

THEY DID IT

MY CREATION.

IT IS REAL. HOLY FUCK

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edward babygirl teach confirmed

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david jenkins really said

"we WILL be spending an entire season watching them work through how to repair their relationship and become more mature in their love but also wacky piratical hijinks"

and i have never respected anyone more

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new official promo poster for OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH season two

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girls be like “i’m fighting demons” and the demons are a blonde man who wears a night gown with a nightcap and snores like ‘hONK mimimimi’

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stede thinks he's in a gay romcom, ed thinks he's in a gay drama, and both of them are just so down bad for each other that the entire caribbean is spilling tea about them like genzers talking about celebrity gossip

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how to get rid of the feeling that there is something irreversibly and unforgiveably wrong with you?????????