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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post
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99% of cursed dice rollers stop one roll before getting the roll that will give them good luck for the rest of their lives! #NeverStopRolling
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every week i wait for my mutuals to bring me news of the firefighters. are the firefighters in love have the firefighters been in love will the firefighters be in love when will the firefighters be in love
#i love posts about the firefighter show#because i dont follow anyone who Goes There but i follow multiple people who follow people who go there#which creates a knock on effect where instead of seeing news about the firefighters#i just see people vagueing about all the news about the firefighters
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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days
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Just saw a post that reminded me that when i was in the botanical gardens today there was a new sign with a photo of a cat and so clearly i was like oho? botanical garden mascot cat?? (mascat even) and went to see what the sign said and the sign said . See this cat? This cat is here all the time. she WILL beg you for pets. do not listen to her she is a fucking liar she will bite bite kill you. we do not own her. we do not know who owns her. if you know please fucking tell us. which is funny enough as like a sign purely because you know some botanical garden employees found this out the hard way but particularly funny because i MET THIS CAT WEEKS AGO. in the botanical gardens. she was sunning on a bench and very politely asked me for pets and was very nice for like ten minutes and then she bit me (not very hard, didn't break skin or anything) at which point i sternly told her well in that case i would not be petting her anymore and left and she followed me OUT of the gardens DOWN the street for a good bit, again shamelessly begging for pets. what an accomplished little criminal. neighborhood famous for lying and betrayal. god forbid women do anything
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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff
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Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.
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chekhov’s iron fence that had once protected some herbaceous border, as though its bent, bowed spikes would be good for anything other than throwing herself down on as one last fuck-you salute
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I adore your TMA art so much! Any chance you’d consider drawing Jude Perry again?
Go on. You offended her.
Plus smth i couldn't stop thinking while drawing this:
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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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Hey can I ask like what's going on with supernatural. Like you guys keep posting like new stuff is happening but didn't that show end like five years ago
this time we're really gonna solve it
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straight guy bouncing on it to prove he's an ally
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Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man
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recently found out about the Chinese mountain cat. did you guys know about this
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browser extension that replaces every instance of "normal" with "hegemonic-ideal"
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