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"Does anyone else think it's crazy how—wait, hold up, I just saw a cool bug outside."

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the smoke from a cigarette 100 feet away just hit me in the face #breakfast

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"Who's fucking with Percy? Who's starting shit? I'll end you."

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"Sorry, I can't follow anyone else. Yeah, it's really important."

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Whirl in every episode: 3.08 “The Citizen”

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"Yeah, the guys who keep spawnkilling! They've got an angle on the station and it sucks. Let's send them back to the beach. You and me, dude."

“Wait, is it the same guys who have been there since noon? I’m down for that, they suck. Hold on, I’ll let you bean me with a rock.”

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"Hey, if you're for real, dude, that's pretty cool of you. No one respects 1v1s anymore." A pause. They're buffering. "Why don't we team after? There's some toxic roofcampers way East that need taking care of."

“I’m many things- a badass, a stealer of fingers, yellow- but I keep to the sacred rules of pvp. After the pvp is over, I make no promises.”

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"You're seriously unpoggers, dude. I bet you're not even going to commit to a fair 1v1 and I'm about to get ambushed by like six full metals in a scrap heli."

“The power of friendship only makes me stronger! Not to mention it’s way easier to stockpile weapons this way. It’s called STRATEGY, Lone Ranger!”

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"That's rich, coming from a clan bozo! What, can't cut it solo so you need your bros to hold your hand? I bet your compound looks dumb as fuck!"

“A BULLET IS A ROCK, BUT FINE. STIFLING MY CREATIVITY.”

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"I SAID ROCKS ONLY! Drop your gear and get naked, or I'm calling off the 1v1!"

“This isn’t how I’m going down! I will fight until the very last bullet, Whirl! To the very last arm!”

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"Wow, way to be ableist to a guy with one arm. Get bonked, noob. You've got the appendage advantage and you're still gonna wipe!"

“Yes, but here’s something you don’t know… I am NOT LEFTHANDED.”

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"I don't cry over video games, but you're about to! GGEZ!"

“Or you’ll go down crying. It’s go time, mech.”

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"Absolutely! We can use a cyberspace proxy and I'll do callouts. We'll be unstoppable."

"Is this video game accessible enough for me?"

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"Nahhh, that's loser behavior, Percy! C'mon! Why don't you log on and I'll bag you in? I've got an M2 in a hidden stash I can give you."

"Do you want me to track down their IP for you?" Said with the UTMOST sincerity. He knows how seriously Whirl takes gaming.

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"Yeah, I'm playing Rust! These clan freaks are satchel raiding me, hold on—" They lean back to their mic. "YEAH, THAT'S HIM! BITCH! YOU BETTER BE SCARED!"

"Oh. Are you playing your video games again? Tell your friends I said hello."

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@rifleseye replied. "Whirl, please stop advertising me for brawls."

Blinks cutely. "Oh, hey, Percy. Didn't think you were in earshot of that!"

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"MY BROTHER CAN BEAT UP YOUR BROTHER! EZ! YOU'VE GOT NO CHANCE, BOZO!"