Me, 24/7/365 (and leap days): I want pasta
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Messenger-Inquirer, Owensboro, Kentucky, January 19, 1916
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received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor
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trial by combat is such a funny concept. if youre not guilty then beat my ass
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I'm full of sadness but also mac n cheese so that balances itself out pretty nice I think
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No matter how fancy a dog is, it is still an animal that entered a contract of mutual domestication with human beings so it could eat garbage, and I think that’s beautiful
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