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Charlie was amazing in the show. Her only downfall? Going back to Alex. She really could've done better. I couldn't stand the guy. Who leaves when your pregnant fiance loses the baby? He was so selfish and everyone knew it except Charlie?????? She was so smart. I guess I just don't understand love. Idk.

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I just want to say that Raji and Taylor's friendship towards the end of the season really made northern rescue worth watching

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Klaus when he’s talking to Five:

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literally all of tonys armors since mark ii take like 30 extra seconds to assemble cause he wants the plates and parts to click together in a drawn out sequence like some hi tech scaley rube goldberg machine as he dramatically stares ahead @ the enemy. and slowing down nanite tech just so he can take his sunglasses off for no reason in infinity war just hammers my point down like God he’d really risked his life every time for the ~visual poetry of putting on a fuckin battle armor i love that stupit man so much

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Northern Rescue Stuffs

Taylor: I won??? Haha in your face Raji!

Raji: I made you a pillow with my jacket and got you a cup of water

Taylor: Oh. Sorry.....

THATS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED. TAYLOR LITERALLY APOLOGIZED, YET THE WRITERS DECIDE TO HAVE TAYLOR GET BULLIED BECAUSE OF IT. WHAT THE HECK.

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What actually happened on the last episode of northern rescue...

Maddie: Dad what does he mean?

Rick Walker: Do you think she's talking to you or to me?

Maddie: What is he saying

Rick Walker: Come on, John, let me talk to my daughter

Maddie: What?

Rick Walker, frustrated: OH MY GOD MADDIE I AM YOUR FATHER

Maddie: What do you mean

Rick Walker, writing on a big poster: I AM YOUR FATHER, MADELYN. OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO DENSE.

Maddie: I did NOT see that coming

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When someone mentions one of your obsessions and you have to pretend to not know the thing that well

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Aren’t you the cutest little thing? Aren’t you cute? And what’s your name, huh?

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Five: So. Who broke the coffee maker? I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Mom: I did. I broke it.

Five: No, Mom. No you didn't. Diego?

Diego: Don't look at me. Look at Luther.

Luther: What? I didn't break it.

Diego: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Luther: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Diego: Suspicious.

Luther: No it's not!

Allison: If it matters, probably not, but Klaus was the last one to use it.

Klaus: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Allison: Oh really? Then what were you doing by it earlier?

Klaus: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!

Mom: Ok, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me replace it, Five.

Five: No! Who broke it?!

Luther: Five... Vanya's been awfully quiet.

Vanya: Really?!

[everyone starts arguing]

Five [to himself]: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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The Umbrella Academy characters as John Mulaney quotes

Luther

Klaus

Diego

Number Five

Vanya

Allison

Ben

Reginald Hargreeves

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The story was always the same. I would lose a baby tooth, put it under my pillow, and collect money from it the next day. It was a normal thing to do.

As I got older, teeth fascinated me. Being able to fix cavities or straighten teeth or even just clean them made me feel pure joy. So I went to school for dentistry. I had all the basic classes I needed, but there was one class I didn't have done yet. TOOTHFAIRY101. I figured it was a joke one of my friends put on my schedule. But it wasn't a joke.

The first day of class the professor was very adamant about how this isn't a class they should take lightly. This class involves studying the enemy and finding out how to prevent the enemy from winning. "Winning" sounded super strange.

The professor told us that in order for the enemy to lose, we'd have to find a way to make sure she didn't win. If the tooth fairy ever finds a tooth somewhere under a child's pillow, the child will never wake up in their bedroom ever again. The child goes missing and is usually found 15 years later with not a single tooth in their skull.

As dentists, we are the first line of defense. If a child loses a baby tooth, the dentists are the ones to find the tooth and place money in it's place. If they cannot make it, the parents are the next line of defense.

We are all told that we need to protect our children. If the tooth fairy gets enough teeth, she can cause major damage to the world if she ever has enough teeth.

The tooth fairy needs to lose, and as dentists we are super heroes that save lives.

The Tooth Fairy is an evil entity obsessed with harvesting human teeth, and dentists are valiant healers doing their best to stop her.

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this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

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So my sister just started reading The Savior’s Champion by @jennamoreci, and I know exactly where she is

@tenshinaki please keep texting your reactions, it’s great

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A List of Headcanon Time Lords

James Bond - my mans has been played by many faces and always has some form of companion with him

Mary Poppins - two faces, questionably magical, her bag is the freaking TARDIS (bigger on the inside, fight me)

Indiana Jones - he always has a companion, he’s always dealing with stupid people’s mistakes, he has a whip (totally could be a sonic whip which would be an event), Harrison Ford is possibly his last form, he also is called Professor which could be his moniker. BONUS: the 8th Doctor was in an Indiana Jones movie, meaning they’ve crossed paths

Willy Wonka - two faces (at least), Oompa Loompas are aliens who traveled with him and got stuck alongside him in this time period

Peter Pan - has a small group of kids idolizing him and his adventures regardless of his decision, (almost) always youthful with many different forms, tried to get Wendy to be his companion, successfully has Tinker Bell as a companion (kinda), has an arch nemesis who is visually older but is implied to be not that different from him in age

Batman - different faces, fancy gadgets (some of which MUST be sonic), also if he didn’t have some connection to other planets then how would he have known Superman’s weaknesses, he managed to survive big ass explosions, Batmobile is (questionably) his TARDIS, has had multiple companions (most notably Robin)

The Joker - the Master to Batman’s Doctor. ‘Nuff said.

Last two were absolute shots in the dark, however please feel free to add more

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A List of Headcanon Time Lords

James Bond - my mans has been played by many faces and always has some form of companion with him

Mary Poppins - two faces, questionably magical, her bag is the freaking TARDIS (bigger on the inside, fight me)

Indiana Jones - he always has a companion, he’s always dealing with stupid people’s mistakes, he has a whip (totally could be a sonic whip which would be an event), Harrison Ford is possibly his last form, he also is called Professor which could be his moniker. BONUS: the 8th Doctor was in an Indiana Jones movie, meaning they’ve crossed paths

Willy Wonka - two faces (at least), Oompa Loompas are aliens who traveled with him and got stuck alongside him in this time period

Peter Pan - has a small group of kids idolizing him and his adventures regardless of his decision, (almost) always youthful with many different forms, tried to get Wendy to be his companion, successfully has Tinker Bell as a companion (kinda), has an arch nemesis who is visually older but is implied to be not that different from him in age

Batman - different faces, fancy gadgets (some of which MUST be sonic), also if he didn’t have some connection to other planets then how would he have known Superman’s weaknesses, he managed to survive big ass explosions, Batmobile is (questionably) his TARDIS, has had multiple companions (most notably Robin)

The Joker - the Master to Batman’s Doctor. ‘Nuff said.

Last two were absolute shots in the dark, however please feel free to add more

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I’m a 40-year old with the body of a 20-year old.

Just need to find a place to bury him.

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We’re in the endgame now.