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What did we ever do to deserve Phill Lewis

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Annoying Fuckboys: why don’t the guys ever do anything cool inRWBY, this isn’t equality this is why feminism is bullshit

Me:

So true

The guys never do anything on their own

It’s definitely all about the girls

The guys always need help

It’s getting so annoying only seeing girls be cool in this show

The guys are all so weak

Let’s complain to someone about this disgusting disparity 

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the amount of times mingyu smirks is illegal 

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meg, that sunflower’s gonna fucking die

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Seventeen who went through a mental breakdown ©

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This is what happens when you let high schoolers make their own names for a game

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This is what happens when a fire hydrant bursts in subzero temperatures. 

(Source)

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(via Slow Robot)

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How to piss off an international K-Pop fan

“Do you even know what they’re saying?”

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there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself.

your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for that tattoo? there’s still five sodas in your fridge and it’d be a shame to let them go to waste? you want to see the season finale of that show you love? keep living.

your reasons don’t have to be big, if they mean anything to you then they’re good reasons.

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How every white movie based on teenagers starts

(Scene: hallway) Hi I’m Ashley, but everyone just calls me Ash. I’m your average teenager who does not fit in with anyone. That is my best friend (screen switches to average looking white boy with greasy hair who is secretly in love with the main character but won’t reveal it until near the end of the movie) Ryan. We’ve been best friends since 3rd grade. That’s my other best friend ( screen switches to another average looking white girl who doesn’t fit in either) Carly. And omg that is Zach (screen switches to a white boy with perfect features who is obviously out of the main characters league). He is so popular and barely knows I exist. *Popular white boy (Zach) walks by main character (Ashley)* Zach: hey Ash *ashley is nervous and stupidly replies, “hey Zach ” and does some dumb shit like trip on air* *best friend Carly rolls her eyes and says, “you’ve been in love with Zach since middle school why don’t you make a move?”* “Because he’s totally out of my league. He’s popular and I’m average and all I wear are hoodies and baggy jeans” *Suddenly a bitchy, cute, rich, popular and well dressed antagonist white girl walks by with like 4 other white girls and one black girl (for diversity) behind her and bumps into main character* “Oh sorry didn’t see you there Ash…not like anyone ever does anyways” *Bitchy white mean popular girl laughs with her crew and walks away* (screen switches back to main character) Oh and that’s Becca she’s pretty, rich and popular and likes to pick on me…because I’m average and don’t fit in.

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BONUS: you're asexual

100% proof i am a plant

smol

needs attention

if ignored i shrivel up and die

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Accurate

I’d be lying if I said I’d never attempted telekinesis.

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE

Everyone else is being sassed by Mark and Im just eating popcorn watching everyone freak out about this 2 inch tall cinnamon roll trying to be tough.