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Time Loops are exceptionally more dangerous on Planes than on Trains because while they are hard to notice on both, it is possible to escape a train time loop while it is not possible to escape the plane time loop before the French Girl Finds you

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oh to be a fat little seal on a rock enjoying life at my own pace

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requested by theyttikapocalypse

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oh to be a stage girl in the 30s sitting in my uncomfortable outfit, looking all feathered & positively dazzling in a dressing room packed with other feathered n positively dazzling ladies, sighing because my good stockings have ripped again & having another one of the girls touch the rip on the back of my thigh with tenderness before she tuts & says ‘that’s too bad, sugar. let’s see if i have some that will fit you’. oh to try on the same tights that have been on her legs & to have her say ‘the trick is petroleum jelly’ before she makes me wiggle them down so she can get out a tub of vaseline and make me shine from the waist down & then tell me we’re gonna be stars together one day and we don’t need anyone else but each other and for me to climb over all the snoring girls late at night to lay right next to her & hold her tender hands & say ‘yeah, ok, just me and you’

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Oh to be a bug under a rock for my entire lifespan and then to die, never seeing the light 

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Oh to be a round little frog on a mushroom cake

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“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

(Source)

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oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

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oh to be a kid in front of a bin of multi coloured rocks in an obscure gift shop 

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Oh to be a 100+ year old piece of machinery being lovingly restored by an expert craftsman to be made as good as new…..

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Oh to be two older queer men eating strawberries in our garden at the end of the world

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Oh to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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the best part of being a kid was when you realized that birth is a curse and existence is a prison but instead of being sad about it just ignored it entirely for months or even years by roleplaying being a horse or a mythical creature or a warrior cat or something 24/7