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reading a romance novel where the protagonist feels the need to stop and inform that audience that it's okay for her, a 27 year old, to hook up with a 31 year old because despite the age difference both of their brains are fully developed. the Discourse really has done incalculable damage.

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giving super boops for me feels like giving your mutuals affectionate forehead kisses while the evil boops feel like affectionate and aggressive bites on the arm

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you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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[at Achilles's funeral] Agamemnon: *places his hand on the pyre and sobs* Agamemnon: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

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“can i be a hater for a second” girl you can kill someone in front of me and id be okay with it be fr

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[image description: seven Black Sails image edits.

First image: a screenshot of an article headline from The Onion that says, "Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out" and that has been edited to say, "Published June 24, 1716".

Second image: A quote that says "They hang men for this." above a photo of Miranda.

Third image: A quote that says "Take him. And get the fuck off my beach." above a photo of Teach.

Fourth image: A quote that says "I don't give a shit what goes on in there. fuck Flint. Don't fuck Flint. fuck Billy. Don't fuck Billy." above a photo of Israel Hands.

Fifth image: A quote that says "Come to bed when you're through." above a photo of Jack Rackham.

Sixth image: A quote that says "Had I that instinct, I would resist it with every inch of will I could muster." above a photo of Vane.

Seventh image: A quote that says "You can see how this might be of particular and immediate concern for me." above a photo of Silver.

/end description]

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[ohdiogenes]

I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

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I have endured what no one on earth has ever done before

I put to my lips the hands of the man who killed my son.

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by cry yanni

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In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

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nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

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I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…

Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?