ohgeezokay

[ohgeezokay]

Soonyoung, at a bar, very drunk: I don't know why people make such a big deal out of lying. It's super easy. You just say stuff. My mom thought I was straight until I was 17. You still think my name is Soonyoung.

Seokmin, also thoroughly drunk: WAIT WHAT?!

[ohgeezokay]

Me in line for Seventeen merch:

“Yo ho, yo ho. It’s k-pop life for me!”

[ohgeezokay]

Doyoung: I accidentally drank Jaemin’s coffee, how long do you think I have to live?

Johnny: 10.

Doyoung: 10, what?

Johnny: 9

[ohgeezokay]

Sehyoon: When I said, "bring me something from the beach." I meant a seashell.

Byeongkwan,struggling to hold onto a seagull: Well you didn't fucking say that.

[ohgeezokay]

sanha, as he leaves: i love you very much

jinjin: what the fuck was that supposed to mean?

eunwoo: he’s just trying to get in your head, don’t listen to him

[ohgeezokay]

Chan: So today, Director Kang pointed at me with his pointer stick

Donghun: And?

Chan: He said, “There is an idiot at the end of this stick”

Donghun: He called you an idiot?!

Chan: Well, I got sent to Hyeim for asking “Which end?”

Donghun: *sobbing* That’s my son!

[ohgeezokay]

[police sirens in the distance]

Wonho, who has done literally nothing wrong in his entire life: they’ve found me

[ohgeezokay]

changkyun: hey do you think i can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

kihyun: you are a hazard to society.

minhyuk: and a coward. do twenty

[ohgeezokay]

mingyu: oh fuck

vernon: why do you get to curse but i don’t

mingyu: *smacks vernon with a frying pan* there will be nO BITCHIN IN MY FUCKING KITCHEN

[ohgeezokay]

The8: Fight me if you think that Mingyu's skin tone is too dark

Vernon: Fight me if you think that Hoshi's eyes are too small

Woozi: Fight me

Woozi: Just fight me

[ohgeezokay]

Johnny: What's wrong little dude?

Mark: This duck is creeping me out.

Johnny: What duck?

Mark: This duck.

Johnny: Dude they're isn't a duck.

Mark: Yo, it's right here.

Johnny: Dude.

Mark: YO, It's like totally right there.

Johnny: Dude.

Mark: YO.

Johnny: Dude...

Mark: Yoooo.

Johnny: Dude, come on.

Mark: Yooooo, it's like right here.

Chenle: Mark is being haunted by a duck, I summoned it.

Mark: Why?

Chenle: I was bored.

[ohgeezokay]

“I’m not the smartest cookie in the vegetable drawer.”

-Mingyu

[ohgeezokay]

Seungcheol: good night Jeonghan: sleep tight Joshua: don’t let the bed bugs bite Junhui: tonight Soonyoung: imma fight Wonwoo: till we see the sun light Jihoon: tic Minghao: tok Mingyu: on the clock Seokmin: but the party Seungkwan: don’t stop Hansol: no Chan: … good night

[ohgeezokay]

Hoshi: Let’s go to Area 51!

Vernon: It took me years to escape I’m not going back

Hoshi: Excuse me

[ohgeezokay]

Chan: I should do my homework but that's exactly what the government wants, and I cannot let them win.

Jun: *sighs* Not again...

[ohgeezokay]

taeil: what do we say when someone mistreats us?

yukhei: you’re toxic

taeil: yes

yukhei: im slipping under-

taeil: no

[ohgeezokay]

Mingyu: i know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave

Seungcheol: believe me, i’ve thought about it