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2012 feels like yesterday but 2022 is 4 years away…

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playing video game

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do you trust her

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you know what sucks? everything bye

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what I say: I’m fine…

what I mean: why did mike wazowski say ‘you’ve been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal’ to sulley in monsters inc, but they actually met in college at monsters university, which was many years after he claimed it in the first film?

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You are so ugly im sorry

Dont apologize u didnt choose to be blind

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I mean, I hate him,,,,,, but his talent,,,,

I’m really in love with him.

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assigned cryptid at birth

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Ha ha ha I am in deep distress and have no idea what the fuck is going on

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Yo yo yo was poppin bro

I can't recognise myself in photos anymore and I want to cry :')

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Roxy: nice gender u got therre did ur MOM pcik it out for u???? 

Roxy: *condescending laugh*

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ok, but plot twist: im just a trashy femboy

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i identify as an inconvenience to the world

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Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the single most terrifying experiences a human can face while eating

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the walking dad

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