ohno-opal
ohno-opal
perceive me, deceive me!
520 posts
OPAL!! | yeah i know how to use tumblr [ lying ]
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
ohno-opal · 10 days ago
Text
Waiting for the bus simulator
bus due in 5 mins
bus due in 4 mins
bus due in 3 mins
bus due in 2 mins
bus due in 1 mins
bus due in 0 mins
Whoops we forgot to send the bus again
bus due in 30 mins
30K notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 10 days ago
Text
waiter! a bullet in the head for me please
14K notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 30 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
The best photo I took at Dashcon 2
92K notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 2 months ago
Text
daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
119K notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
You are a fugitive on the run, not sure from what!
5K notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
*puts a disk in u*
59K notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 2 months ago
Text
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
450K notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
context
8K notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 3 months ago
Text
OPEN RP
Tumblr media
“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“
166K notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
138 notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 3 months ago
Text
new least favourite animal discovered. WHAT THR FUCK.
Tumblr media
31K notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 3 months ago
Text
Research has shown that pleasure affects nutrient absorption. In a 1970s study of Swedish and Thai women, it was found that when the Thai women were eating their own (preferred) cuisine, they absorbed about 50% more iron from the meal than they did from eating the unfamiliar Swedish food. And the same was true in the reverse for the Swedish women. When both groups were split internally and one group given a paste made from the exact same meal and the other was given the meal itself, those eating the paste absorbed 70% less iron than those eating the food in its normal state.
Pleasure affects our metabolic pathways; it’s a facet of the complex gut-brain connection. If you’re eating foods you don’t like because you think it’s healthy, it’s not actually doing your body much good (it’s also unsustainable, we’re pleasure-seeking creatures). Eat food you enjoy, it’s a win-win.
182K notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
the venom these two spit at each other is absolutely delightful
1K notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
of the Devil 😈
2K notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 3 months ago
Text
Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that
132K notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 3 months ago
Text
my favorite part about of the devil’s prologue was mentally agreeing with everything morgan had to say about cops (they suck) and true crime enthusiasts (also suck) but then it turns out morgan’s just a murderer. there’s a very different genealogy for our mutual dislike of these specefic groups.
45 notes · View notes
ohno-opal · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
41K notes · View notes