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“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

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i had a dream that tumblr implemented a new feature where you could put physical items in someone's ask box so you could send handwritten letters and notes and stuff, but in practice you ended up needing to clean out your ask box weekly because people would just fill it with stuff like wet leaves and sand and ketchup

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I think the hottest thing ab dicks is the throbbing... The way they jump and pulse and bounce in response to anything. Someone being so horny that you can see their cock strain against their pants, kissing them and feeling it get harder and harder as it throbs and throbs against your leg.. Its not enough that their dick is already hard, their body keeps pumping in more and more blood, their body trying to signal to them how desperately they need to be used and sucked and jerked off. A visual reminder of just how fucking *horny* they are...

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my gaming setup ignore the beast

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i want extended pain n torture n impact especially clothespins n clamps n cunt impact followed by horrific edging and maybe some hits with my metal rod or cane or MY EVIL STICK Ahngjgjghhh sighs dramatically i miss pain and suffering

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dark evil nudes

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agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

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what's the term for the kink where you get off on being forced to admit stuff. where you don't like to talk about your embarrassing secrets unless someone is condescendingly teasing you about it and they're getting sadistic pleasure from your discomfort and they have you backed into a corner and you know they're not going to let you know peace unless you spill your guts to them. i get so insanely horny for that. but like. i would never fucking admit that though. you could not torture that information out of me

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*me, literally sick with want* whatever

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Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

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Heart-shaped spider web

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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

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Being a good sub does mean constantly breaking the scene actually. It means breaking the scene adjusting until you're comfy. It's breaking the scene with a big smile and a "You're being so hot rn". It's breaking the scene with a questioning look as you decide yes maybe the bed would be better for this. It's breaking the scene and saying "hey this position isn't comfy but it's ok for now". It's breaking the scene saying "goddamn it my jaw is giving up".

You have to let reality in or you'll be trapped in yet another trauma

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found this cool branch in the woods. i want to mount it but i need to make sure it's clean before i nail it anywhere.