I made a meme:
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x amount of years in the future andrew minyard wakes up angry at his alarm. as he sits there stewing in his rude awakening he realizes that for the first time he isn’t angry at the world. he sees neil half asleep next to him. he sees the cats curled haphazardly between their bodies. he’s only angry at his alarm
and that is when andrew minyard finally acknowledges his recovery
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mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens
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“you don’t know fear until you know me.”
poem from the blog widowbitesandhearingaids
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note to self do not try to drink like kevin day because you will lose all you friends for five hours
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Richard: Me, I'm a man of action. You have to act first and apologize later. Like I have learned to do.
Wren: You never apologize.
Richard: I would if I had ever been wrong.
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Hypocrisy except I'm excusing everyone's actions but my own
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We stan one problematic fave
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Alexander: You don't need perfect people to make a perfect friend group. You need people whose flaws feed into each other. What's it called?
Filippa: Co-dependency.
Alexander: Synergy.
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the wylan identity reveal at the beginning of soc was so funny. imagine your coworker is a little shifty and inexperienced, but it’s not really a big deal. and then your boss reveals that your colleague is actually the son of jeff bezos and he just really hired him for ransom
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it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck
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Exactly what it sounds like. I have Opinions TM and I like The Oh Hellos.
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you can justify anything if you do it poetically enough.
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