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every day I google dick van dyke to see if he died

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*ladeling a third bowl of soup* this will fix me

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WHY😭

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ever eat so much cheese your ear starts hurting?

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i knew I was trans when I enjoyed fight club

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I am sooooo good at this, I’m so good at wearing clothes and slippers and keeping my feet warm I am siooo good at incubation

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flicking my wireless headphones open and closed like it’s a lighter in an eighties movie about forbidden love and depression or some shit

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Fight club was the original onceler

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Me explaining that my non-binary friend isn’t called “Bean” in an uwu-soft-small-little baby-bean-cinnamon roll-millennial way, but in a Mr. Bean-Post-ironic-fucked up-little farting-bald kid type of way

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The writers urge to pick up your phone after writing one (1) mediocre sentence to scroll for fifteen minutes until a new thought occurs

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Oh? Breaking bad? What are you breaking? Backs? Baddies backs? Breaking bad backs? Yoy step on a crack, breaking your mothers bad back? Bad boy!! Bad breaking bad!

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Aweee I got a bot harem going, love my girls❤️❤️

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There are 4 characters that I think of as trans and they are; Tom Hollands Peter Parker, Remy from ratatouille, Colette from ratatouille, and Jesse from breaking bad,

can you guess which one i havent seen

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Man, I cant take this anymore

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Yeah I’ll take uhhhh yeah I ll take uhh I’ll give you like uhhh nine back rubs for that uhmm otter ok yeah thanks, thank you ok bye

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I also got punch by a horse but that irrelevant

I had a horrific dream that my grandfather died and visited me in my dream then I woke up and was in my regular house but I went down stairs to wrap Christmas presents and the wrapped ones for me were Among us themed