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Sokka: Truth or dare?

Zuko: Truth.

Sokka: How many hours have you slept this week?

Zuko: Dare.

Sokka: Go to sleep.

Zuko: I don’t like this game.

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Girls…are like strawberries

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Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

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this is my favorite thing i’ve ever done omg listen w/ headphones

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Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.

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me @ any and every cat in existence:

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"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

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Why do I ship Tobin with McKenzie more than I ship Zoey with anyone????

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Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

From raindovemodel

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sometimes still boggled by the fact that charlie couldn’t flirt with dude security guard because she’s gay, and so dean showed her how because he’s ???????

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I’m trying to capture the moment. I wanted to do a painting, so we always remember the good times together.

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The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff

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