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my uncle was somewhat of a rascal. we were hanging out on the roof of his barn when i was ten, and we saw some shooting stars. he told me they were angels carrying messages from god. then he handed me his old hunting rifle and taught me how to nick one out of the sky, even when it was travelling all fast like that, and how to triangulate its location — taking me out in his rusty truck down dirt roads, unerring and unceasing, until we saw that gleaming lantern. he pocketed the note from god and took me down to a pinboard where he was working on deciphering the language with his friend who was a linguistics major but got kicked out of grad school. after they shook hands, they held on for just a bit too long and i started wondering why my aunt doesn’t live with my uncle anymore, but then my uncle took me back up stairs and taught me how to fry the angel up real nice, halo and all. it was tasty

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talking to a guy and he just starts eating a berry that boosts special attack

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[after we both undress] hang on uh.. let me *opens wikihow page on how to have sex*

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mentally devastated gym bros are utterly correct in their nutritional reverence of the humble egg

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The Batter Miku

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THE MUNCHERRR

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heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

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a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart

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the heavy machinery when I'm on pain meds and not supposed to be operating them

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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

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If tumblr goes down everyone simply has to move to the beautiful city of Chicago

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all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

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have you ever done things at like specific times of the year so when it rolls back out youre like damn... smells like undertale outside

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