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hannaharrison:

“no i can’t. i…i need help. i am miserable and lost and confused. i just…i don’t want to feel this way.”

“hannah, you are amazing and you can do whatever vet thing it is that you have to do. you are way more competent than you think you are, okay? you don’t deserve to feel ‘this way’ because you have nothing to feel ‘this way’ about.”

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hannaharrison:

“sometimes i feel like being a vet is an impossible goal that someone as stupid as me cannot achieve.”

“don’t knock yourself down so easily. i mean, if i can manage to get into college without reading a single page of, like, any book, you can damn well reach that goal.”

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deardenoikos:

“ok, so help me out here. should i dye my hair blue or green? or do i mix them? i’m really indecisive.”

“i’m feeling... blue for you. something about green just doesn’t sit right.”

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oaklcys:

“Is anyone good enough to not get torn apart by Ramsey? And yeah, I did. I got too distracted with homework, unfortunately.” Oakley said. “Are you sure you wanna eat that? Even I’m not brave enough to taste them.”

“Honestly, I don’t even think Ramsay is good enough to not get torn apart by Ramsay,” he replied before putting the brownie in his mouth. “Again, brownie’s a brownie – totally dry, but not not a brownie.”

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where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Either the CEO of some Fortune 500 or in a ditch.

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most interesting thing about you?

My go-to spot for dates is Denny’s. I always end up getting laid after Denny’s.

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List five facts about yourself

1) One time this guy bet me that I couldn’t do a backflip when I was really fucking hammered. Not only was that the day I learned I could do backflips, it was also the day I got a coupon to Denny’s.

2) I refuse to watch any movie where a dog dies.

3) The only book I ever read in school was ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ just because I heard the protagonist had to dress in a ham costume at one point.

4) I went through a poetry phase in fifth grade, but they were all poems about, like... tables.

5) I’m a firm believer in Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

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oaklcys:

“Turns out I’m not the chef I thought I was, anybody want some badly burnt and incredibly chewy brownies?” Oakley giggled, holding up a plate with the brownies on them.

“Believe it or not, I’m a fucking stellar chef. Not stellar enough to go on Hell’s Kitchen and not be fucking torn apart by Ramsay, but still pretty damn stellar. You totally left them in too long,” he replied before taking one off of the platter, “but a brownie’s a brownie.”

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jayceebuch:

“I’m back from Carnegie hall and it was the MOST amazing experience i’ve EVER had in my whole entire life, can you believe that? Yo Yo Mama got so many compliments and I swear, there were like BILLIONS of talent scouts, and wait for this….one of them invited me to the first rounds of Julliard auditions….JULLIARD!!!”

“For a really long time, I thought Yo Yo Mama was a rapper.”

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nikolaiiisms:

“This is not a broken arm.”

“Damn, I wish my arm could naturally look like that.”

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abrilsnchez:

“I think i’m getting bored of the pink, what should I do next?”

“Purple. I had purple for a while and it looked pretty fucking dope.”

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zackjcel:

Did you know that Pringles burn like candles? There’s so much like, oil and crap in them that they burn forever.

“They were also one called ‘Pringles Newfangled Potato Chips’. Whoever the fuck made Pringles was on something else.”

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damonbrynt:

“I fucking hate ex girlfriends.”

“I get that, man. I think one of my exes took inspiration from Carrie Underwood once – I’ve had my car keyed.”

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nannynikolina:

“Actually, I haven’t tried it without any.”

“I’d say try them on me, but I don’t know if I’m up for having, like, disfigured fingernails for the rest of my life.”

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kodylane:

“Yeah, but they failed to mention that the kids i’d be looking after didn’t have control of their own bodily fluids.”

“Christ – what was the age range?”

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bambijoel:

“Oh? I just dance for my love of great food.”

“Do you dance for, like, every single kind of food?”