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everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

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Sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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the twt no kink kinktober is too funny, i think we as in f1rpfers should do it as a joke

(no kink kinktober)

"I am enjoying this," Carlos snarled. "This is enjoyable for me."

Oscar narrowed his eyes dubiously. "Your dialogue tag disagrees with you, mate."

"THIS IS SAFE AND CONSENSUAL!" Carlos promulgated.

"What does that even mean?"

"Fun?"

"Promulgate."

"Prowhat? This is that word for condom?"

"Prophylactic?"

"No, Oscar. That is a dinosaur."

"No it's---what?---a protoceratops?"

"Prowhat?"

"I had a dinosaur phase as a kid," Oscar divulged. "And I don't know why I told you that. I'm definitely not drunk."

"I want to be here," Carlos grumbled. "I am enthusiastic about being here."

"I can see your verbs--oh my god."

"I have joy and agency," Carlos lied.

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I think we're starting to dilute the meaning of "terminally online". Like, no, it's not terminally online to have eccentric opinions about a popular TV show – people like that existed before "online" was a thing. Unless we're talking at least an "it's homophobic for gay furries to have rat fursonas because they're depicting gay people as vermin", the onlineness falls well short of terminal.

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grill the grid this grill the grid that. Girl the grid. forcefem these feckless millionaires

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I read a cat max fic from @nasobem and here we

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I would die for Rekha but who has the energy

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“i'm still processing the fact that you called lando and i beautiful individuals. that's the first time i've been called beautiful, so!”

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Do gringos know we're getting US homeland security ads on our local television warning us not to immigrate to the united states illegally and putting the fear of god onto us?? anyways I didn't wanna go to your bitch ass country anyways but the ad makes me so uncomfortable.

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This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

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not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

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Princess with an empathic link to her sworn protector but she has severe anxiety so her door keeps getting thrown open and someone in full armor runs in yelling I'LL PROTECT YOU MY LADY, WHERE'S THE DANGER? and she's just got outlook open and there's two (2) emails she needs to reply to

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Finding out Yuki has a jos Verstappen-ike father was not on my bingo list

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desegregate all sports now. no more gendered sports. its stupid

if you absolutely must, in primarily muscle force-based sports, create competitive classes like in boxing except separated by body comp, not just pure body weight. i mean, if you must. this will eliminate any tiny advantages in muscle mass. some will say basketball should have height classes but frankly some of the NBA's most impressive players were not tall so idk that this actually matters ever

the primary athletic impediment to all women is overwhelmingly cultural and psychological. i have won probably half the physical competitions with cis men that i have engaged in, friendly or otherwise. even without the benefit of a lifetime of people trying to make me throw or hit balls, i have won wrestling matches, sparring matches, funny backyard foam sword fights, video games, equestrian activities, dance, endurance tests of various kinds, etc. i'm small and weak. men think theyre stronger and more skilled than they are, women think the opposite about themselves

humans just arent that differently-sized or -shaped, as a species. we have almost no sexual dimorphism at all compared to the vast majority of other mammals.

animals that have similar levels of sexual dimorphism to humans, for example cats, dogs, and horses, do not generally have competitive events segregated by sex. the dog agility trials dont normally have separate leagues for male and female dogs (gendered competitions exist they're just unusual). because it doesnt matter. there is no kentucky derby 2 just for girl horses. thats not a thing

remove all gendered categories from online shopping websites and universalize clothing and shoe sizing. im sick of having to search two entirely different sections of ebay when im just trying to find a nice velvet loafer in size 39 EU. what the hell is "women's clothing"

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(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)