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I THOUGHT JUNE HAD 31 DAYS
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miles cuando miguel empezó a desvariar sobre eventos canónicos y dijo que miles era una anomalía:

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letting white fandom moms watch spiderverse was a mistake what the fuck is this
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i just saw a twitter thread of a bunch of ppl bragging about their italian dual citizenship and all i could think of "i hope your nonno dies"
#3rd gen italians obsessed w leaving the country r one of the most obnoxious ppl alive i swear#“the country is in shambles” AND ILL BE THERE UNTIL THERES NOTHING BUT DUST BABY!!!!#txt
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2 midterms done...

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the last monster truck has died in captivity
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tumblr no longer hides posts from people you have blocked. its so over
#the way i got scared for a millisecond bc i was like did tumblr unblock my one sided sworn enemy. but no its just the site getting worse#it even used to hide any reblogs coming from the user's blog 😑 TUMBLR!!!!!#txt
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daydreaming in my grammar class abt the empanadas waiting for me at home
#if i were a little cartoon character id have a thought bubble with an empanada surrounded by hearts.....#20 minutes more! i must remaing strong. (⬅️ has a 2hr bus ride until he gets home)#txt
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god i miss queerbaiting. do you guys remember queerbaiting. do you guys remember the good old days. we had it so good. now every mf thinks theyre inventing gay people. i decide when theyre real! stop telling me what to do!
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#i love going onto ao3 and filtering by word count and grabbing the longest work w somewhat decent tags LMAO i did this w ******** once#those long ass canon compliant or retelling fics...? it's as if i was there
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THE SUCCESSION FANDOM IS DYING. REBLOG IF YOURE A LOSER
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i hope this cartoon causes teenage infighting the likes of which steven universe couldnt even dream of
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i'm not sad enough for radiohead lyrics to apply to my life anymore so i made them into blackout poetry with only the bits i can relate to. sorry thom
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please reblog this and tell me what your preferred cultural niche version of succession would be like.
indie rock succession would be about a toxic music label and a deeply incestuous music scene of rival bands fighting for the most attention and budget from the weird old guy that owns the label they're signed to, who's like a weird rick rubin-esque cult figure. they would largely have the same level of viciousness but it would be over much smaller amounts of money which would be extremely funny.
#if succession happened in Argentina it would be x10 times funnier. i have been saying this#like not much would change but i think roman might accidentally make the dólar go up by 100 pesos somehow#also logan 100% has beef w mirtha#tom is such a guy from la provincia honestly. it needs to be one that is just buenos aires 2.0 but he claims it's wildly different#(by looking at the notes i have realized this is not what the post meant. but sucesión is so important in these tiring times)
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i love when they give little girls a big ass weapon
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this skinline will be the death of me
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