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when you're reading smut and that middle aged man has a little too much stamina

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Tumblr ate the link for some reason...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58143589/chapters/171607852

Maybe now? Please?

New Thistle chapter

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New Thistle chapter

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Anakin helping me illustrate my smelly a/b/o headcanons

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A new post?? In this economy??

Anyway. Had a sudden strike of horny inspiration, came up with this nonsense. Bon appetit.

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Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

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Missing honey ૮( ꒦ິ⍣꒦ີ)ა

Me too, nonny. Me too. 🥲

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Ganondorf almost starts getting used to the way Zelda and Link bully him to the floor and start humping him, and then one of them gets the bright idea to fuck his thighs.

I bet those silk pants would feel nice, but if they pulled them down they could slide up against his pussy and get him so keyed up without ever going in or giving him any relief.

Listen. LISTEN.

Yes.

I need there to be gauges in the stone fucking floor of Hyrule castle, new maids stopping and just staring and asking in hush hush tones what the Hell kind of struggle happened there and it's just. You know. Ganondorf's claws somehow hard as diamond, clawing at the ground whenever he gets wrestled down to a play mating.

He knows those horny fucks would absolutely bite him if they could even reach. He loathes it all but whooooops? Somehow he extends his diplomatic stay in the castle over and over again. Hmmm weird. How peculiar. How odd.

His fangs are the length of Zelda's middle finger and she probably loves to dig her thumbs into the corners of his mouth and force him to open up nice and wide so she can just. Sit and enjoy. Just watch. Press against his big tongue until he starts drooling.

Even his growl is more impressive and deeper than theirs, but when they do their lilting little Hyrulian sounds at him, he just goes down like a sack of bricks and it is so undignified it is actually hilarious.

He's wearing this silk fundoshi underneath the traditional Gerudo wraps and they've taken to fucking against his pussy through it and it's wedged up so high between his lips and is so wet that it drives him insane.

Zelda tells him once (1) to not pull it out and he walks around the castle the rest of the day with a wedgie and feeling like he's having a fever.

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i just wanted to be a regular fan i didn’t choose this

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Meanwhile I'm over here doing *gestures vaguely* all of this, and. Nothing. I keep expecting callout posts or whatever but. Nope. 🤷

It's so weird what fandom/fans will latch onto/get offended by. There's really no predicting it.

See my very first week on Tumblr, I made a silly incorrect quotes post, somethin about Geralt giving Jaskier a pretend potions bag just like his but like full of chocolate because Jaskier eats his stuff without checking what it is 🤣

The first reblog on it was someone that was like

"I just want to highlight this blog to everyone. THIS is what's wrong with the fandom. Infantalising Jaskier. It's disgusting and it needs to be stopped."

And I stg I was honestly near cryin, pure didnae know what Tumblr was gonnae be like for fandoms, cause I had one as a teenager but then didn't have one again for maybe a decade+? I thought like my name was out there like a fuckin wanted poster HAILHAILSATAN WILL ANSWER FOR THEIR INCORRECT QUOTES CRIMES 🤣 like "this is my fav show and I made a blog and everyone hates me 🥺"

Anyway, I blocked them, got on with it and forgot all about it for a few year, and then when Netflix did this:

I was like VINDICATION 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anyway thanks for listening ahhahahah

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surprised this hadn't been made yet

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Made a Bluesky account, if you're also a little freak feel free to follow. Will DEFINITELY be NSFW.

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Nero wanting to be an actor, Commodus wanting to be a gladiator, Musk wanting to be a poster - many such cases

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Omg Chapter 10 of Thistle! You’ve done it again. I’m sorry in advance for the long ask lol.

I love how the calmer pace and kinda domestic feel of Ch10 contrasts how intense Ch 8 and 9 are. The pacing reads so well in general but it’s such a good transition into them preparing to pack up and be on the move again. (Which is so exciting!)

I loved how conflicted Thistle’s feelings are, especially when he’s in the position where Durthak is focusing so much on his pleasure. The detail of Thistle grabbing the sheets so he doesn’t grab Durthaks shirt, only to end up tugging on it a few paragraphs later??? *Chefs kiss*

Also, was that a little bit of jealousy from Durthak about Faelynn? Or just purely him not liking that Thistle said no ?👀Much to think about.

Anyway, thank you for your service, you do spectacular work and I can’t wait to stew over Faelynns backstory and where they’re headed from here.

Thank youuuu ❤️

Yeah, Thistle is so confused/conflicted about everything. He really, really wants to resist but he a) knows that will only bring him pain, and b)... Well. Durthak knows how to fuck. 🤷 There are no good options for Thistle in this equation except to go with it.

Yay, I was hoping someone would pick up on that bit of jealousy! Because that is 100% what it is. Never mind that Thistle literally had zero say in "letting" Faelynn do that but. Details. 🙃

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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A new post?? In this economy??

Anyway. Had a sudden strike of horny inspiration, came up with this nonsense. Bon appetit.