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im so sorry king

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wizards and wizards and wizards

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I had a partner once

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we need to stand up stop being ashamed of our lightning powers and start killing people with them indiscriminately

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Happy Dracula eve to all who celebrate 🦇

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Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite

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Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

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imagine you’re a game dev and your passion project dies and everyone goes bankrupt, so you barricade yourself in an abandoned church because now you’re obsessed with a sound anomaly that occurs there, then some wacky doped out cop comes in and is like hey i told those ravers outside that they can set up their nightclub here is that okay? and you’re like whatever as long as they don’t disturb my work

soona the programmer you will always be famous

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I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond

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you know what? I’ll say it. Hi

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The Doctor, in a nutshell.

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some people seem to be under the impression that the doctor is naturally pacifistic and takes some frustration to snap and start killing. this could not be further from the truth: the doctor is naturally physically violent, and wastes significant amounts of energy every day on not punching all his enemies.

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who up being a black silhouette against his orange world

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what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood

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here's a funny conversation topic i had a with a friend: if you're over the age of 25, when's the last time you really *ran* in a panic (like you were late, chasing after something, etc. things like a marathon don't count!) and what was it for?