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I gave them a sword...

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hi everyone my name is tammy!

I am a southern mama living in texas with my three kids!

I recently got banned from facebook for life so i came here haha!

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My Fellow Americans,

I am deeply ashamed of my feet.

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My Fellow Americans,

I am deeply ashamed of my feet.

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[It's ironic that this blog ended up being the child of a bunch of other grammar-related Officals because I guarantee I'm a decade older than all of you, lmao.]

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yuuever get yhst kinda drunk wher youu starta feelbda hangover coming while u drank? only 1 solumtion!

*Downs the rest of the bottle of Wild Turkey 101. Nixon chuckles, but then his laughter quickly turns to weeping. Nixon begins berating the empty liquor bottle:*

WHY DO YOU QUIT WORKING ON ME???

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Things are going really well

and that Terrifies me

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(at the restaurant now y'all live blogging this shit wish me luck!!!!!)

Hey, so, uh...@nixon-official?

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(at the restaurant now y'all live blogging this shit wish me luck!!!!!)

Hey, so, uh...@nixon-official?

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Happy resignation day!!!

Fuck you, you piece of shit, I'm going to find out what country you're from and nuke it to oblivion!

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I'm correct but i'm sad about it

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longtime devoted followers of @nixon-official will notice a common theme of Anglophobic sentiments expressed by Nixon - despite Richard Nixon having a history of dating the rock and roll artist Paul McCartney, who is, in fact, a British man.

You ever going to come clean about Watergate?

For the past several months, I have been toiling away writing an Official Presidential Address in the form of a ukulele song that will completely address Watergate, along with several other controversies associated with my presidency.

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why is trump a cheeto?

IT IS THE MARK OF CAIN FOR HIS BETRAYAL OF ME!!!!

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I ship you with @communism-offical

NOOOOO!!!!! PRESIDENT RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON IS NOT A COMMUNIST!!!!

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My Fellow Americans,

I have posted a video on the YouTubes documenting the beginning of President Richard Milhous Nixon's time on the Tumblr.com. I initially began this blog upon learning that Elvis Presley (a man I once believed to be my friend) had a Tumblr blog. As you will see, Mr. Presley turned out to be a duplicitous snake who was only USING ME!!

Featuring posts by @elvis-official, @miniature-elvis, @elvispurrsley, and @eagle-elvis

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I ship you with @communism-offical

NOOOOO!!!!! PRESIDENT RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON IS NOT A COMMUNIST!!!!