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when you get ur bf to play RE6 and you just do dumb shit the entire time

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CHAPTERS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IN DBD

ALIEN

Killer: Xenomorph

Survivor: Ellen Ripley

skins: queen Xenomorph and Amanda Ripley

DYING LIGHT

Killer: The Mother

Survivor: Kyle Crane

UNTIL DAWN

Killer: Wendigo OR psycho josh

Survivor: Sam & Mike

skins: rest of the gang

OUTLAST

Killer: Chris Walker (piggy dude) OR Wallrider

Survivor: Miles Upshur

skins: Blake Langermann, Marta

THE EVIL WITHIN

Killer: Ruvik

Survivor: Sebastian Castellanos

skins: Stefano Valentini, Joseph Oda, Juli Kidman

HANNIBAL

killer: Hannibal

survivor: Will Graham

skins: Francis Dolarhyde, Clarice Starling

THE SHINING

killer: Jack Torrance

survivor: Wendy Torrance

skins: Danny Torrance (doctor sleep adaptation)

THE GRUDGE

Killer: Kayako Saeki

Survivor: Rika Nishina

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Batman: Come stay with me in Wayne Manor

Catwoman: You live in there?

Batman: I stay In the attic

Catwoman: …

Batman: Bruce gives me bread

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i see din djarin with his stupidly broad shoulders and his competency with children and weapons and his hilariously out of touch comments and all the pathetic times he gets hurt but gets back up again and i want to bite him. i want to squeeze his helmet head in my arms like a grape. i want him so bad

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people who are new to tumblr go into your account settings and go to the part that says deactivate account. follow that pages instructions no matter what. thank me later

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Been seeing a huge number of posts lately like "hey if you're new here don't have a blank blog otherwise everyone's gonna think you're a bot and block you :(" all with like 90,000 notes.

And I'm like ?????? yall are paying attention? yall block like that? personally if I gained 1,000 followers overnight I don't think I'd notice and I definitely wouldn't go through them all. personally I only block people if they come for my life. I just kinda can't be bothered otherwise.

If you followed me and have a blank blog, I have not noticed. You can just chill there. Right next to the foot-fetish blog and hotkathie937478 who have also followed me and I also have not noticed.

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what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

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props to the creative team of The Batman 2022 who realized the only way they could prevent tumblr pathetic little meow meow-ing the riddler was making bruce wayne an even more pathetic little meow meow. I am in awe team bravo

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2022 Pattinson Bruce meeting the Justice League:

The Justice League is just starting to make things official. So far they’ve got Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Green Lantern, and Aquaman on board. Clark calls the first meeting at the new Hall of Justice and everyone settles into their seats.

Clark: Hi, everyone. Uh, thanks for coming. We’re really trying to pull this team together right now so we appreciate your patience and time.

Diana: Shall we formally introduce ourselves?

Clark: Yeah, sure! Um, I’m Superman.

They go around the table. Hal goes last, but is glancing around in confusion.

Hal: But where’s the Bat guy? I thought there was a Bat.

Clark: The—oh, he’s over there. *points to a dark corner*

Bruce, crouched down, cape enveloping him, eyes wide and watery, skin pale: 👀

Clark: Batman, do you want to introduce yourself, or…?

Bruce, seeing that all eyes are on him: *vibrates*

Barry: *vibrates in solidarity*

Hal: wtf. Is he a cryptid?

Clark: He’s my friend. All of this was his idea, really. He’s brilliant. Sometimes he needs personal space. Just—

Hal, scoffing: Well I’m not taking orders from some creature lurking in a corner. Does he have Bat powers? Can he transform? What can he even do?

Bruce: *starts rattling off his contingency plan to neutralize Hal*

Everyone:

Hal:

Clark: Anyway I brought some brownies—

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Billy was terrified, confused and alone for 3 fucking days and then died

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if something bad happens to steve in stranger things s4…

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When you’re watching a slasher and that mf walks everywhere oooh he’s got plany off time

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It was at this moment he knew he f*сked up

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“From Director Sam Raimi”

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My Impression of you Based off Which Survivor you Main:

 Dwight: You try your best and are altruistic to a fault. You’ll do just about every heal and unhook, plus protection hits. A lot of the time, you’ll be left to die though. Good news for you, because killers may spare you because you’re cute. 

Meg: You think you’re really good at looping, but you’re not. You’re good at doing gens though! 

Claudette: You are a member of a toxic breed. You yourself may not be toxic, but other players may be wary of you due to Claudette’s reputation. Also, you think self care is better than Nancy’s perk. 

Jake: You try to be stealthy, but you never are. If the killer walked past you and “didn’t notice you” then they 100% did notice you, but they felt bad that you have 0 ability to hide so they looked the other way. 

Nea: You think you’re a god at this game and you get too cocky. You get mad when the killer doesn’t fall for your tricks, and can be a little mean. However, you tend to be altruistic and helpful. 

Laurie: You constantly wonder why killers tunnel you when your character comes with Decisive Strike. 

Ace: You’re a meme lord and like how quiet Ace is. You also think you’re cool because you main him. 

Bill: No matter how many hours you have in this game, you will always think you’re at a higher skill level than you are. 

Feng: You’re a sweaty gamer who likes to dominate other players, but you like to look cute while you do it. 

David: You main David for one of two reasons. 1, you think he’s cool and wish you were tough like him, or 2, you think he’s sexy and own the shirtless David torso. 

Quentin: You are extremely underrated and sweet. You carry teams on your back, but then get left to die. We need more players like you. 

Tapp: I almost never see you doing gens or running the killer, but if I’m injured you somehow materialize into existence just so you can rub my back. Then you leave and I never see you again (that is, until I’m injured)

Kate: You main Kate because of boobies. 

Adam: You’re rare and you swear killers know exactly where you are at the start of the match. You always run Deliverance because you’re too scared to take it off, because while you always get hooked first, whenever you don’t run deliverance, you always need it.  

Jeff: You’re also rare, and despite how sweet of a character Jeff is, I think you’re mad about Jeff’s lack of cosmetics, because a lot of y'all are low-key toxic. 

Jane: You man Jane because of booty. 

Ash: You have no right to be as good as you are and somehow die first every single match. 

Nancy: You think you’re better than Claudette mains because you run Inner Healing (Inner Strength) instead of self care. 

Steve: Scoops. 

Yui: You like the idea of a hot motorcycle babe pegging you. 

Zarina: Most people forget you exist, but you tend to be helpful. 

Cheryl: Normally you’re pretty average, but if you have a flashlight you become a literal demon to both your teammates and the killer. 

Felix: Himbo. Sweet himbo. You try your best but you make silly mistakes. We still love you though <3 

Elodie: You either like Elodie as a character, but wish she screamed a little quieter, or you main her solely because she’s so loud and you want to hurt the killer’s ears when they hook you. 

Yun-Jin: Despite how much of a bitch Yun-Jin really is, you’re surprisingly sweet and are willing to go the extra mile for your teammates if you like them. 

Jill: You just wanna do your fucking objectives man. 

Leon: It doesn’t matter if you have 0 hours or the most out of any player, you are the most lucky/unlucky person to play this game. You can get away with things you have no right getting away with, and then right after you’ll run face first into a wall when Haunted Grounds gets activated. 

Mikaela: You’re a sweetheart, but you want Nancy to stop touching your fucking totems.

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today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week