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Just left my uncles bday party and jesus I never realise how much my family drinks until I actually look at the table. The amount of glasses had me staggered 😭

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made a lil mphfpc comic!

Everything is taken right from book one! >:) go read it if you haven't (and if you have, reread it!!!)

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guys i don't wanna jump the gun but i think i have a boyfriend now

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A fancy boy in purple as requested by @ollibeuu 💜

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idk if anyone reads these but i personally find it highly amusing when i read these six months later

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Below is a letter I received several years ago, and recently rediscovered in my drawers, dated 1711:

Ms. Starling,

I’ve come upon something most intriguing. Attached are photos relating to the mysterious events, and I hope that after reading, you could respond to me with advice. I’m rather at a loss.

I appear to have forgotten my manners. My apologies, here is an introduction if you’ve not heard of me. My name is Ms. Iryna Petrel, and I am currently in charge of a loop in Crete, Greece. We reside in a manor, which has since been destroyed through an arson, committed four days after I began the loop. As I and my wards have made a home here continually since November fourteenth, 1711, I’ve had many traveling peculiars stop here as not to age forward. Some famous, many simply looking for a place to stay and rest. It’s been almost two hundred years (In actuality, it has been one-hundred-and-ninety-nine years and three-hundred-and-thirty-five days since the loops beginning), and the most trouble I’ve encountered was a group of peculiar raiders. That is, until now.

Early yesterday morning, four peculiars entered my loop. They carried the body of another, very obviously deceased girl. The rest had sustained major injuries. At first, when I’d seen them enter our loop (The signal for entry is rather bright, and happens to be outside of my bedroom window), my thought was that they’d want me to save her. Even from two stories, it was clear that she’d suffered much damage to her stomach, nearly her entire body being drenched in blood. 

Their injuries were much worse in person than they appeared from the window. Upon running across the the manor to reach them, it was clear that they were in urgent need of medical assistance. I showed them to the west wing of the house, which is our teaching and medicine area. I then awoke three of my wards who excel in medicine, and the peculiars told me their story.

The three living were Georgia (appeared 23, true age 26), Xenia (appeared 11, true age 112), and Chrysanthos (appeared 17, true age unknown, assumed to be just under 190). The dead peculiar’s name was Artemis (appeared 9, true age 12). They had fled here from a loop in Cyprus, which had only been open for around three years. Xenia and Chrysanthos had been forced to flee from two previous loops, the second of which they were in together for over 70 years. Chrysanthos referred to Xenia as his younger sister, and was very concerned about her safety for the whole time they were in the medical wing. Georgia and Artemis were siblings from Cyprus who decided it was safer to reside in a loop than out in the open, risking Coerlfolc discovering and possibly killing them. By the time my wards had healed them appropriately, it was well into the morning, and I could hear a large collection of my wards waiting outside of the door to the medic room. I told them to come in, and the other fourty-two wards in my protection walked through the door. Since it could not do to to have them all in a singular room lacking much ventilation, I took my wards (as well as the three new arrivals), into the garden. Georgia required a chair to sit on, as whenever her bare skin touched plant life, it would grow up to ten times its original size. She apologized profusely for this, explaining that she couldn’t control it when she was stressed.

The three peculiars began to tell their story. I’d advise reading this outside of the company of any wards, as it is rather violent, and I would not like to be responsible for traumatizing anyone under your protection. I’ve written this part with help from Chrysanthos, so I missed no details.

They had lived in a loop in Cyprus for three years, led by Ms. Chukar. It was a small loop, occurring in a hotel basement just outside of Georgia’s village. Ms. Chukar was a young ymbryne, but a very powerful one nonetheless. On one night, she welcomed in a man who claimed to be an echolocator. He claimed to be named Jonathan, although, it could easily be a falsehood. His eyes were blank, so we all assumed it was true, and he was simply blind. He came with a gun, claiming that he needed to protect himself on his travels. He stayed for two days and became quite a favorite of the younger children, with a quiet and kind demeanor. That made it even more startling when he turned his gun at Ms. Chukar and fired on his second dinner in the loop. She fell out of her chair, assumed to be dead. There were sixteen peculiars (including Ms. Chukar) in the loop at that time. In my panic to leave, five other shots were fired. There is every reason to believe they were lethal, as only ten of us left from the only exit of the basement. They all attempted to leave the loop, scattering in many directions. The man walked casually towards the entrance to the loop, shooting two more wards in the process. None of them, outside of Chrysanthos and Artemis had peculiarities that would help with combat, so Artemis stayed behind to buy the rest of them time, while Chrysanthos protected the main group. She used her ability to create winds up to 150 km/hr to keep him pressed against a wall while we left the loop. On the other end, there was a sort of monster that waited for us. It was invisible for ten seconds, until it grabbed two wards with two long tongues, and ate them in one horrible bite. It looked like a rotting grey corpse, with loose skin folds, and oversized eyes. It moved using three monstrous tongues, and it had teeth that appeared over 25 cm long. It managed to eat almost all of the peculiars, only two (Georgia and Chrysanthos) making it back into the loop, even though we’d sustained injuries. We’d made it back through to see the man with white eyes slash Artemis’ stomach with a knife, him finally having overcome her miniature hurricane. 

The next paragraph is entirely written by Chrysanthos, as I (Ms. Petrel) know how difficult it is to put one’s own peculiarity through the words of someone else. 

After Artemis had fallen, held by her sister on the rock, I did something that I’d never known I was able to do. My abilities normally extended to simply telekinesis and in the past few years, I’d discovered that I was able to turn quantities of a certain matter into another - a piece of metal into the same amount of water - but only with intense concentration. I, in a state of panic, instinctively pushed the man to the ground. I held his arms above his head, and power rush through me. It’s unlike anything I’ve ever experienced. I felt the blood rushing through his body. There was a small cut on the back of his hand from where I’d pushed him down, and that was enough. I turned all of the blood in his body into stone. His mouth was frozen in a pained scream, and his eyes wide in terror. I’d no idea I could do that. I fell off his body. I was picked up by Xenia, who was yelling at us that we needed to go. Apparently, another one of us (who’s name I will not disclose out of respect for the dead, but I was very close with him romantically) had gone through the loop entrance again, dying, and told Xenia what happened. Xenia had a fight with Artemis earlier that day, and was too angry to attend dinner, but ran downstairs after she’d heard gunfire, fearing the worst. Artemis was still alive, but barely. Georgia carried her to a boat that we had, and Xenia piloted us towards Cyprus. We made it here in under five minutes, thanks to Artemis. It was this effort that killed her. We all stepped off of the boat, in shock, and found the loop, thanks to Xenia’s ability to sense other peculiars and loops, amongst other things navigational.

I (Ms. Petrel), am writing again. I beg for your assistance in future endeavors and advice with how do deal with the new arrivals. Xenia says that she can sense two of them from the loop on Cyprus alive, and I am going to travel there. While I am gone, my loop will be maintained by Ms. Phoebe Spoonbill, an injured ymbryne currently under my care until she is able to find a group large enough to start a loop. If I am injured and unable to return, she will be in charge of my loop. I will report to you with any changes. 

Please advise,

Ms. Iryna Petrel

P.S. - Attatched are some images that Georgia brought with her.

I - The loop entry in Cyprus, with a normal light flash

II - The strange light occurance in the hallway when the man entered, very abnormal

III - A picture taken of the hotel where the loop was

IV - A closer look at the hotel room where the man was rumored to stay during the day. Dark prints on the side wall are most likely blood

V - An unknown room, from the hotel, picture found on the dead man

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Im obsessed with the idea that during tdoda when Horace met Julius, Enoch was like really moody and bitchy because he got really jealous over them. I dont ship Horace and Julius because of the big age gap but I can just imagine like months after the events of that book every time Horace would mention Julius, Enoch would just scream and storm out of the room. For example:

Horace: Oh yeah, Julius gave me this suit-

Enoch: WHAT ELSE DID JULIUS GIVE YOU? HIS HEART? A KISS? THE WORLD?

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strawberry is classic 🙏 but blueberry, s'more, chocolate fudge, wild berry, cherry, and brown sugar cinnamon are good seconds. personally, my favourite is brown sugar cinnamon or strawberry, but my bsf's favourite is s'more

as a warning, they're very sweet and very strong. if you get chocolate fudge it'll be very rich and strawberry is sometimes so strong that you can feel it in your throat but puh-lease they are so good

and yes! the whole point of pop tarts is that they're supposed to be a faster toast for your breakfast. y'know, so you don't have to butter it and jam it and shit. when/if you get a box there's usually a whole spiel on the back being like "toast it! chill it! or eat it plain!" so technically you're supposed to toast it but i've never actually toasted it in my life because its a "meal" thats filling, cheap, and you can eat it right out of the bag with no utensils

unrelated but theres a new thing called pop tart bites and those are good too but the chocolate one is better. idk the strawberry one is just dry :/

guys i am absolutely FIENING for pop tarts rn istg if you don't have pop tarts in your country i'm so incredibly sorry for you

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Horace in hollow city:

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happy 86th birthday daffy duck!

april 17th, 1937, marks the day the cartoon porky’s duck hunt was released, which was the first time ever my favorite character, daffy duck, appeared on screen! the short was directed by tex avery, although daffy duck’s character is credited to be created by both tex avery and bob clampett. this short is also the first short where porky pig was voiced by mel blanc, instead of joe dougherty.

fun facts about daffy duck!

the audio for daffy duck’s voice is actually sped up, and is higher and obviously faster than mel blanc’s original recording. the original recording actually sounds almost identical to sylvester’s voice, and was later used for that character with slight differences.

according to chuck jones, daffy’s lisp was based off of their producer, leon schlesinger, who had a bit of a lisp himself. but in mel blanc’s autobiography, he states that daffy had a lisp because they figured that’s how a duck would talk, considering their long bills.

the record for longest characterization of a cartoon character by one voice actor was once held by mel blanc for daffy duck at 52 years. i think the record currently belongs to frank welker, who has voiced fred jones from scooby doo for 53 years.

the first time daffy duck was ever named was in the cartoon daffy duck and egghead from 1938, directed by tex avery.

daffy was ranked #14 in tv guide’s top 50 cartoon characters of all time in 2002 (although what would probably upset daffy is bugs bunny was ranked #1)

in the 1994 book the 50 greatest cartoons: as selected by 1,000 professionals, daffy duck appears in the most cartoons out of any other character, 9. notable choices are duck amuck at #2, duck dodgers in the 24 1/2 century at #4, the great piggy bank robbery at #16, and rabbit seasoning at #30. i think 16 of the 50 are looney tunes cartoons.

daffy duck starred in 130 cartoons 1937-1969, the third most out of all the looney tunes characters. bugs bunny is at first with 167 and porky pig is second with 153.

daffy duck is one of the most everchanging characters in cartoon history. he started in 1937 as a crazy, hyperactive screwball and calmed down a little in 1946, where his character gained a bit more depth. chuck jones changed his character drastically in 1951 to be paired with bugs bunny in rabbit fire. this selfish, greedy, and self-absorbed villain is the character most people know daffy as. now, reboots like new looney tunes and looney tunes cartoons feature daffy’s original character.

silly daffy is superior daffy (not a fact but it should be).

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found this on Pinterest

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i say this in the nicest way possible but i hate this headcannon i was having a perfectly fine evening up until i read this

Lice and Fiona

Fiona has lice in her hair you cannot tell me otherwise. Her hair is messy but like everyday! There are seeds and Lice. Don't even get me started on the AMOUNT of dandruff if in there. Once it got so bad, it started to look like her roots were turning white. Horace helps a lot from then on keeping Fiona's hair clean. But when Horace started cleaning Fiona's hair there was: 2 ladybugs, 100's if not THOUSANDS of lice, seed, sprouting flowers and plants and hair oil a lot of hair oil. Horace was horrified at his discoveries and it took 5 hours getting everything out of her hair. Hugh was red once he'd seen Fiona and her clean hair. Horace was so tired he had though he Developed arthritis. Fiona was grateful for everything Horace did and Horace teaches her how to wash her hair properly till this day.

Horace once he saw her hair

Fiona when she told him about her hair

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this movie may have messed everything up but this was 😙🤌

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this is odd, but i adore your fic "forward, again" and ive read it so many times. i think you are a wonderful writer :]

yo thanks homey 'preciate it :))

i PROMISE to upload another chapter soon but i've been kinda distracted by a love story of my own

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remember kids