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wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.
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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago
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A burger and fries should be five dollars <checks wallet> a burger and fries should be two dollars
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when you're part of a group with structural power over another goup, you really do gotta just learn to say "i am not exempt from 'fuck 'em' when relevant" whenever someone expresses frustration with you or people like you.
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HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.
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Did someone cut you off in traffic? Are kids being annoying? Did a coworker misread your email? Maybe some sex wasn't as fun as you wanted? Don't worry! Pick 1 (one) source of horrible brainrot to allege as the reason society in general, but mainly some person you don't like in particular, is in decline:
lead in disposable vapes
internet pornography
artificial sweeteners
long covid
smartphones
too many vaccines
microplastics
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Ignore the complex causalities of health and risk and substitute just-so explanations for the supposed neurological deficiency of your chosen outgroup! Limited time only before the social media outrage cycle moves on! Ascribe an etiology for their clearly broken brains today!!
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Thank you tumblr this is exactly what I needed
(Plain text) Thank you tumblr this is exactly what I needed
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MUTUALS
DO THIS
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i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths
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