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I love writing comics

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Lord Vetinari and the Incident With the Magical Ten-Year-Old Lizard Collector

Lord Vetinari and the Plot Against His Life Which Resulted in A Dragon Arrest

Lord Vetinari and the Plot Against His Life Which Resulted in A Permanent Injury, But, Like, the Kind that Happens to Brooding Badasses Where You At Least a Sword Cane Out Of It 

Lord Vetinari and the Plot Against His Life (The One With the Candles)

Lord Vetinari, the Plot Against His Job, and The Obligatory Odd Couple Road Trip Novel, Feat. Leonard and Co. 

Lord Vetinari and the Extremely Convoluted Plot Against His Life Which Involved a Doppelganger Segment and Probably Wouldn’t Have Worked in Any Case But Which Still Upset Quite a Lot of People Himself Included 

Lord Vetinari and the Flashback Episode In Which He An Assassin Gets to Plot Against the Lives of Others for a Change

Lord Vetinari Goes to a Football Game With His Bestie and They Get Drunk

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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

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I was thinking about Aragorn’s stupidly long legs again and I think it should be canon that he regularly smacks his forehead into low door frames and stuff. Just somwhere in Minas Tirith there’s a loud thunk followed by a long string of Sindarin swearwords and Arwen is like “ah yes, here he comes, the King of Gondor and Arnor, the love of my life.”

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It's a little surprising that the "Monday's child is fair of face" nursery rhyme never caught on as an arbitrary personality-assigner in the same way astrology did. It makes the same amount of sense.

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Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

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Another comic based on a favorite post of mine, because what can I say? I love posts

Original post by @cryptotheism

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Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

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distressing things to say to your friends

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nancy boy and negative nancy have embarked on a lavender marriage

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every time i see those posts like ‘what food from a show did YOU always wanna try’ i go lol none? but i just remembered im a liar

i always wanted the fucking soup brock made in the pokemon anime

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Dungeon meshi is about taking care of yourself physically so you can be fucking insane at full capacity

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Love kills.

Ep. 53 of #TheWizardTheWitchandTheWildOne is out now on your favorite podcasting platforms!

Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/public-episode-135233255

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i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

A Better World - create an alternate history timeline

Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game

Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet

Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games

Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones

Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy

ZenGM - simulate sports

Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi

IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)

Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface

The Cafe & Diner - mystery game

The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game

Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions

Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game

Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game

Miniconomy - player driven economy game

Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes

BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators

Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil

Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

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just started the X-Files after years of Pop Culture osmosis, parody, references and memes

But holy shit did none of you prepare me for the pathetic wet cat rizz of Fox Mulder. Puppy dog eyes every other scene. He loses every stand off with every other government agent, military op, co-worker he bumps into. Sassy little quips in between getting his ass kicked and the puppy dog eyes. he's deeply traumatized. he has no social life. he never knows whats going on. he's one of the smartest people in any room he's in and knows more than most what's going on.

This guy is just sopping wet vibes, desperate need to believe, and love for Scully. Character of all time.